well sans beats my ass last chap but since im the author i can't be hurt although sans is still mad at me... kinda
well without further ado, let's get this show started
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH psychical form DONT MIND IF I DO!" bill said as he was floating in the air
after gaining his psychical form he zoom into the town
"listen up you one lifespan, three dimensional, five sense skin puppets! for 1 trillion years i was stuck in my decaying dimension waiting for a new universe to call my own the name's bill or you can call me your new lord and master for all eternity" bill said sapping the town founder statue melting it
"now meet interdimensional criminals i called my friends" bill said as the rift summon monster
" 8 Ball! Kryptos! The being whose name must never be said! Haha, what the heck. It's Xanthar. Then of course there's also Teeth, wraith * pointing to a ghost like woman*, kraken * pointing to a cthulu like man*, goliath * pointing to a big creature with a club* ,gorgon*pointing to a spider like lady* , behemoth*pointing to a big creature with a hard shell*, Pyronica, Paci-Fire, these undeads *pointing on a hoard of undead with medieval equipment* and these eyebats. This is our town now, boys!" bill said as his friends laugh
"listen you unholy triangle as mayor of this town i order to get out of here!" tyler ordered
"yea we don't like you!" a citizen said
"we rip outsider like you to shreds!" manly dan said
"I would just like to say that as a rich capitalist I welcome your tyrannical rule. Perhaps I could be one of your horsemen of the apocalypse?" preston said
"dad!" pacifica yelled
"not now sweetie the growns up are talking" preston said
"oh wow that's a great offer how about instead i shuffle every organ on your face?" bill said snapping his finger
preston face instantly become deformed
bill then maniacally laugh as the citizen run away from him
"this place could use a decoration. how about a castle of my own?" bill said as a pyramid come out of the ground behind him
"and how about some bubble of pure madness?!" bill said as colorfull bubbles fill the town
"This party never stops. Time is dead and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside-down and I reign supreme. WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO WEIRDMAGEDDON!" bill shouted
MYSTERY SHACK
outside
"i always think how the world will ends" alphys said
"weirdmageddon..." ford muttered
"the rift must have cracked in mabel bag" dipper said
"wait did you all hear that?" toriel said
they stay quiet and then hear a stampede coming toward them
"weirdness wave!" a gnome called running into the mystery shack
"everyone get inside quick!" sans said
inside
"ok so we need to devise a plan" ford said
"i know how to defeat bill but i can't do it alone" ford continued
"how about we split into 2 team? one search for mabel and one help grunkle ford" dipper asked
"i'l go look for mabel. who's with me?" sans said
"me" undyne said
"me"alphys said
"me" gaster said
"ok the rest of you help ford and dipper" sans said
"if you find them go to the mall, we will meet there" ford said
everyone nods
"ok let's go" sans said getting out from the shack with his team
"ok everyone follow me!" ford said as he grab a large briefcase from his basement
team A (sans)
somewhere in the forest
"MABEL!" undyne yelled
"papyrus,mabel yell if you hear us!" alphys yelled
"PAPYRUS!" gaster yelled
"papyrus.. mabel.. i hope you two are okay" sans thought
they search for them for hours till...
"sans i think you better come here" alphys said
sans then ran to alphys location and saw a broken battle armor and a scarf with a lot of dust on it
"no... no no no no NO!" sans said with his eyes crying
"papyrus..." undyne said with a sad tone
"let's go look for mabel" alphys said walking away with the others
flashback
"ok then" dipper said walking in
"what's up bro?" sans asked
"you do know what is going on right?" papyrus asked
"no?" sans said
"dipper walkie talkie was on when you help ford from the wreckage" papyrus said
"oh" sans said
"sans please promise me one thing" papyrus said
"what is it bro?" sans asked
"i want you to protect those 2 human" papyrus said
"why?" sans asked
"just promise me" papyrus said
"ok then i promise" sans said shrugging
"pinky promise?" papyrus asked holding his pinky out
"pinky promise" sans said holding papyrus pinky with his pinky
"papyrus..." sans mutter from his breath and taking papyrus scarf
"you do know i hate making promise" sans said with a sad tone and wrapping the scarf on his neck
"but i think i will make one exception for you" sans said standing up
"you are the best brother i ever had" sans said walking away
"sans.." undyne called
"did you guys found mabel?" sans asked quietly
"no sign of her anywhere" gaster said
"ok heres the plan we go to the rendezvous point" sans said
"sounds good to me" undyne said
"let's go" sans said walking to the mall
team b (ford)
bell tower
"i have been waiting to use this" ford said grabbing a big gun from his briefcase
"what is that?" toriel asked
"it's a quantum destabilizer" ford said
"a quantum what?" asgore confusingly asked
"i'll explain later" ford said then aiming at bill who was talking to his friends
"steady steady" ford mutters
but a weirdness wave pass through them and making the bell behind him to become alive
"hahahahaha im alive!" the bell said suprising them making ford shot to miss
"uh oh" asgore claimed
"well well could this day get any BETTER?!"bill said as he shoot the tower
admist the tower ruin dipper manage to get up but ford was stuck in a wreckage and toriel and asgore is unconcious
"dipper listen take my journals! *throw a backpack to dipper who grab it* i knwo bill weakness its.. OH NO dipper run!" ford said as he tell dipper to run
dipper then ran down as hide in one of the bushes
"well well well god old 6 fingers!" bill said as he grabbed ford with his magic
"listen everyone this armageddon wouldn't be possible without him!" bill said poiting to ford
"listen how about you join me ? your six finger will make you fit in my gang" bill offered
"i'll die before i join you!" ford refused
"oh well then i have a riddle for why does the old man does this *assume a paw like fingers*" bill asked
"what? this?" ford said as he follow bill pose as bill turn him to gold
"cause i need a new backscratcher!" bill joked making all his friend laugh
dipper though he had enough of this
"BILL!" dipper battlecried running to him ready to punch him
"oh look my puppet is back for the encore!" bill said as he slamed dipper to a tree
"ugh NO THE JOURNALS!" dipper yelled as the journals levitate to bill
"this is waht happen to hero kid!" bill said burning the journals
"NO!" dipper shouted as he sees the journal burn to dust
"now how about a VIP party at the pyramid?" bill offered with ford in his hand
"heck yea!" pyronica cheered
"then let's go" bill said turning a car into a race car
"boss what do we do with these 2 monster?" paci fire said grabbing asgore and toriel
"bring them to the pyramid with us and oh yea 8 ball and teeth your in for a treat you can eat the boy" bill said before driving away with his friends
"well i always live desserts" 8 ball come closer to dipper who was injured
"well waht are we waiting for time to eat!" teeth said ready to pounce at dipper
but they were interrupted when they got hit by a blue spear
"ow" 8 ball claimed after being pierced to a telephone pole
"undyne!"dipper claimed
"dipper you okay?"undyne asked
"yea i'm okay" dipper said trying to stand up
"cmon let's go to the others" undyne said
gravity falls maximun security prison
"oh mabel after i get out of this prison you will be mine" gideon dreamingly said in his prison cell which is full of photos of mabel and poster of her
KABOOM
"huh?" gideon said looking through his prison barr and see gravity falls
"oh my bill came through" gideon said joyous
"gideon!" one of his men ran to him and break open his cell door
"what is it?" gideon asked
"there's a weird triangle guy looking for you" he answered
"i'll be right there" gideon said with an evil grin
gravity falls mall
inside
inside the mall are alphys,wendy,gaster and toby sitting near a campfire
"alphys i found dipper" undyne shouted to the group
"good but where is for,toriel and asgore?" alphys asked
"bill took them" dipper said
"what?"wendy asked
"he took them to his pyramid" dipper said
"you mean that big thing floating in the sky?" gaster asked
"yea and did any of you find mabel?" dipper asked
"no" undyne said shaking her head
"then what about papyrus?" dipper asked
everyone just keep silence
"what? what is up with papyrus?" dipper asked
"papyrus is dead" sans said coming out from one of the darkness with his scarf
"WHAT?!" dipper asked
"he try to protect mabel from bill and he got killed" sans said
"if you din't take ford apprenticeship. this wouldn't happen" sans said
"im-im sorry" dipper said
"i promise him i will protect you two and i intent to not break it" sans said
silence fills the air
"hey hey listen how about instead of whining here we go look for mabel?" wendy asked walking outside with a crossbow in her hand
"y-yea" dipper said following wendy
outside
"i din't though those metal album about the end of the world was right" wendy said scouting on the roof
"i messed up big time. the journals was destroyed, grunkle ford is captured and i can't find my family everywhere bill was right there are no room for heroes we have lost" dipper said
"it's not over yet. You've beaten Bill twice before, why is this time any different?" wendy asked
"it's because i have mabel back in those days" dipper answered
"then you need to get Mabel back. Look, this summer, I've seen some amazing things, but nothing as amazing as you and your sister. I don't know if it's yin and yang, or whatever, but when you two work together, you two are unstoppable. You just need to make up, and team up, and save the universe." wendy encourage
"but where do we find her?" dipper asked worried
then the wind blow down a broken billboard and reveal a big bubble with mabel signature shooting star sign
"wow that was easy" dipper said with a poker face
then the two of them ran back into the mall
later...
"so that's where she is?" undyne asked pointing at the bubble
"no mistake that must be where she is" wendy said
"well what are we waiting for?" sans said spawning 7 gester blaster for them to ride on
each of them ride the gaster blaster to the bubble without seeing that a few pair of eyes watching them for the ground
sorry if this chap kinda rushed an-
papyrus fans : *bust down the door* there he is!
oh crap! *runs away*
alphys : well see you guys later!
P.S : i put a reference to a game here who can find it get a free virtual cookie!