Dear Santa,
Greetings! While I usually wouldn't bother you with requests, I need something very important this winter. My magic carpet has a terrible rip, and it simply won't fly. Now, don't worry, I wouldn't dare ask for a new one. No, no, how silly a thought. I love my magic carpet dearly; I wouldn't give it up even if I found one that could fly faster! Not that that's possible…
Anyhow, I'm in need of some very special thread: Namekian thread. You seem like a well-educated fellow, so you could probably obtain some for me, right?
Whether you can or not, I appreciate the effort. Have a Merry Christmas, and say hello to your wonderful Rudolph for me. I would myself, but it is my duty to trim the plants this afternoon, so a pass-along message will have to do.
Happy holidays!
Sincerely, Mr Popo
There's all this hype over Mr Popo from the Dragon Ball Z Abridged series (it's on Youtube and it's flipping hilarious, check it out), and in all honesty, many people are forgetting about the REAL Popo... Not me of course! Never! Aha... But anyways, to refresh people's memories, he hasn't always been a sadistic freak... Ahaha! :) Anyways, very short letter, hope you liked it!