Eddy kicked a pile of leaves as he walked home, hands stuffed deep in his pockets. He sighed deeply and gazed up at the sky. He sighed again and looked back at the sidewalk.

Across the cul-de-sac, Ed jumped from the tree he was sitting in, grabbed the branch of another tree, and used the momentum to swing on top of it. He looking around the cul-de-sac again. Trouble was coming. He could feel it in the October breeze.

Eddy glanced across the road. He could've sworn something huge had just moved in that tree.

Then Ed saw it. A few yards in front of Eddy, a huge pot of red liquid was being held by someone, preparing to dump the contents all over Eddy from the tree.

Eddy continued walking. He was going to go to the row of stores deeper into town, but at the moment, it didn't matter. He was thinking.

Ed stared out, trying to see who it was. But they were just too far away. He stuffed one of his gloved hands into his deep pockets.

Eddy looked at the tree coming up in front of him. It was the same tree Jimmy had gotten hit from. And it was in the yard of-

SPLOOSH!

An entire pot of red liquid was suddenly dumped upon Eddy, making him forget what he had been thinking almost immediately before. He looked around, wondering where it had come from.

Ed watched as the figure dumped the contents of the pot onto Eddy, and saw the figure dash away down the tree and into someone's backyard. He pulled a grappling hook from his pocket, grabbed the end of the rope, and threw it across the cul-de-sac. It lashed itself on the tree that the culprit had gotten Eddy from, and Ed swung across the road, over the fence, past the tree, and into someone's backyard. He ran to the backyard and hit behind the house. The figure, who appeared to be wearing some kind of green hat, went over to the rope swing and tugged twice. The rope retracted up the tree, and the figure went with it.

It's him.

Ed watched as the figure jumped into a hole in the tree. Ed waited for the hole to close and for the rope to come back down, and ran over, pulled the rope twice, was pulled up the tree, and jumped down the deep, dark hole. He slid down a slide and landed on a ledge. He heard voices down below, so he stayed where he was. Ed looked down over the platform and watched everything unfold. The figure took off his hat, and Ed realized two things. One, the hat was actually the top half of a watermelon, which Ed noticed had a crack running from the top of it through one of the eyeholes, and two, the culprit was Jonny.

"Success!" Jonny sat in a large armchair and placed his helmet on a table next to a ripe red apple. "Eddy is soaked, and my plan is almost complete!"

He turned towards another large armchair where a wooden board was sitting. This was Jonny's best friend Plank.

"Wada ya mean, 'It's never gunna work'?"

Plank, being a piece of wooden, neglected to reply.

"Well, you're wrong. You said I couldn't have my revenge just because the movie was over. Who needs a movie? I've moved on to fan fiction!"

Plank didn't say anything.

"Wada ya mean, 'Don't break the fourth wall'? I'm a supervillian! I can break the fourth wall as many times as I want! But that's beside the point."

He went over to the table and picked up the apple, taking a large bite out of it. "Delicious! I got it fresh down at the farmer's market. Imported straight from Virginia." He went over to a tarp covering something large.

"And you know what else I got at the farmer's market?" He ripped the tarp away. "These!" Revealed were around 150 fresh watermelons.

"You like them? I got them on sale. The guy said they were grown from magic seeds, but instead of creating a beanstalk, it made a watermelon stalk. Not quite as tall, but there were a heck of a lot of watermelons."

Plank didn't say anything.

"I'll tell you. You see, that idiot Jimmy scheduled another Friendship Day for Saturday. Except you know what? He didn't invite me! So I'm making the Meloninator to destroy that lame giant heart and ruin it for everyone. Well, back to work."

Jonny went over to a large metal cannon with wheels and some controls and continued working on it.

Ed, back on the platform, had seen enough. He stopped his recording device, grabbed his grappling hook, and threw it to the top of the slide. He had to save the cul-de-sac.

Author's Note: TWO updates in one day? Awesome, right? Well, all has been revealed, so yeah. Next chapter will be the climax. I can't wait to write it! Although I'll probably have to, I've got a busy weekend ahead of me! Happy 11/11/11! I'll see you at 11:11! PM, because I missed the AM. Remember to review! Also, when writing this, I was thinking about Phineas and Ferb, so Jonny sounds a little like Doof.