Chapter 4

(AN: Hey it's me again, I got so many reviews (and votes) I'm so happy! Well I have only one request (and some people have mentioned it) I NEED A BETA! If anyone would be so kind of to proofread my crappy story then I would simply be enthusiastic!

General POV

"I want this one"

"TEME! I'M NOT JUST A THING YOU CAN GET WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!"

Sasuke only shrugged his shoulders.

Naruto then looked back at Tsunade with a pleading look. "Tsunade-obaachan, please don't make me go with him."

Tsunade looked pained, "I'm sorry Naruto but there is nothing I can do…" Tsunade decided that she will go straight into business. "Uchiha-san, please sign here, then you, Naruto."

After Sasuke signed Naruto just looked away. No way was he going to sign that thing! Sasuke smirked. "It's ok Tsunade-san I don't think the dobe's literate."

That got Naruto's goat! (my personal and favorite line XD) Naruto marched to Tsunade's desk, tore the paper from her and signed his name with vigor. "Happy bastard? I CAN write!"

Sasuke just looked at her, 'Man she's so predictable!' "Yes, dobe you sure did prove me wrong."

Tsunade just pinched the bridge of her nose. 'How stupid could you get?'

With the papers signed, Sasuke once again put Naruto over his shoulder. "Bastard, I can walk ya know."

"If you can walk, you could run, or in other words run away. I'm not stupid dobe."

It was true; Naruto's first plan of action was to run away the first chance he got, 'well I guess its Plan B then…uh if I can think of a Plan B.'

After Naruto had schemed for a full 3 minutes he finally had a plan. 'THAT'S IT! I could pretend I have to pee, and then I'll run away. I just hope this bastard isn't a perverted bastard.'

Naruto felt quite proud of himself, he had after all been scheming for a long, long time (3 minutes to be exact ). Now was the time to put his plan into action. "SASUKE", he bellowed "I HAVE TO PEE, REALLY REALLY BAD!"

Sasuke twitched; it was after all a loud bellow. "Dobe I'm right here you don't have to scream like a little girl!"

Naruto looked indignant, little girl indeed. However he was let down. "Be back here in 10 minutes or I'll come after you. I don't care if you're a girl."

Naruto secretly smirked, 10 minutes was more than he could hope for. He quickly went deep into the forest, but made sure that Sasuke could barely see him. Then Naruto made a kage bushin (he can use ninja techniques because he had trained under Tsunade for some time however he couldn't do medical techniques because he wasn't cut out for it). Afterward Naruto ran, and ran, and ran some more. 'The 10 minutes should be done by now, muhahaha, now Sasuke will never get me!' (1)

SMACK

Naruto, groaned, '$-(&, stupid ass tree!' He then brushed himself off taking his sweet time, stretched, and then finally looked up.

Sasuke was there looking cool as a cucumber. "Enjoy your walk dobe?"

'DAMN BASTARD, HE DIDN'T EVEN BREAK A SWEAT!' It was an understatement to say that Naruto was seriously pissed off.

'All right no more miss nice girl, Uchiha you're going DOWN!'

Instead of having Naruto over his shoulder, Sasuke decided that he was going to have Naruto's wrist tied to his own by a charka enforced rope.

This made Naruto quite unhappy. 'Great…what do I do now?' The situation seemed hopeless.

After 10 minutes Naruto's wrist began to itch…and it just wouldn't go away! Naruto would try to stop and scratch it, but Sasuke would tug on the rope hard, and made Naruto lose what little balance he had. At point the itch had begun to be to the point where Naruto just couldn't ignore it!

Naruto had decidedly sat down, much to the surprise of Sasuke. "Dobe! What the hell do you think you're doing?"

"My wrist is itchy." Naruto said plainly. Then Naruto had another brilliant (to him) plan! He would convince Sasuke that the itch was sooo unbearable that they would HAVE to take the rope off. The he could make a lot of kage bushins and make Sasuke lose him! Yes it would work, Naruto was sure of it.

"SASUKE-TEME! MY WRIST HURTS!!!!"

"You said it itched."

Naruto sweat dropped…oops. "Well now it hurts bastard."

"Hn…too bad"

'BASTARD!!!!!! How dare he ruin my precioussssss plan! Yes…my preeecciioooussssss.' (O.O Lord of the Rings anyone?)

Sasuke looked unaffected of the glares of doom Naruto was currently directing at him.

'Well, Naruto thought dejectedly 'there goes my precious plan.'

Sasuke was finally fed up. He then pulled Naruto into his chest. "What the hell?! Why in the world are you hugging me?!!"

Sasuke only had one thought before he poofed them to the boys side of the village.

'Usuratonkachi' (2)

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As soon as Sasuke was in the village, boys surrounded them. They had, after all, wanted to know what the Uchiha had scored with. They all decided that she HAD to pretty, no Uchiha would pick an ugly girl.

As they got closer, they realized that the couple was arguing. In fact it seemed as the girl wanted to go as far away from the Uchiha as she could get! They had all wondered 'what the hell is with her?' They began to get interested…no girl had refused an Uchiha before…ever! They had also noticed that the girl was HOT! She had clear blue eyes (which were darkened by anger) her short hair caught the sun's dying rays, and her face showed a cute pout on full kissable lips. As they looked the girl over, they noticed that she had no breasts…what the hell??? How could such a pretty girl have no chest what so ever?

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As soon as Sasuke put the dobe down, she (Naruto) started to ramble about something or the other.

Sasuke POV

"Teme! Blah blah blah a fight? Don't blah blah! Blah hate blah BLAH!"

General POV

'Teme! Do you want a fight? Don't do that! I hate you BASTARD!"

However Naruto got a feeling that Sasuke wasn't quite listening. 'How dare him! The nerve!'

Then Sasuke began to notice the stares Naruto was attracting. For some reason Sasuke felt a surge of possession for the dobe. 'She's MINE!' To prove the previous statement, Sasuke practically soared over to the blonde and started to attack his neck with the intent of creating hickies; all much to the surprise of one certain blonde girl coughboycough.

Naruto felt himself shiver 'Why the hell do I like this? Ahhh…god…soo good.'

Suddenly Sasuke let go of the paralyzed girl and started walking forward once again

"This way dobe"

Naruto could only gape at him.

(AN: so uh yeah…' maybe not my best work but its there hehe.

(1) The distance between the girls village and the guys village is somewhere between 8-10 miles. No problem for a shinobi but let's just say they are taking the scenic route….

(2) How DO you spell that anyways?

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