Hello hello I'm back! Sorry it took so long.. I didn't mean to, really! But I just couldn't think of anything.. The thing was that I needed to think of a great prank with the illusion thing in it. But..nothing..my mind was (and maybe is) completely empty.. So I'm just going to try writing and see what happens. I don't think it will be one big prank, but what it will be is or are a lot of small pranks. And since he'll play the little pranks at the same time or one after another it will create a great chaos. But I don't know, we'll see. :p
By the way: How does everyone do those..line things..?! I don't know if you get what I mean but a lot of fanfictions have them and I just don't know how they do it. And that's really frustrating you know! :p But well whatever. :p
And then a message to Thor94: *Just a copy of my comment*
Thor94 said: You, you are bleach fan.
You take naruto ability from the quincy of last bleach chapters.
Power of imagination.
And then I said: Whaha no to be honest: I never watched bleach before XD I do watch Naruto, one piece, others. But no I don't watch bleach.
So that's my answer. ;)
Let's start the story!
'Kyuubi speaks'
Chapter 4: Playing pranks-the ninja way. *Evil smile*
Flashback:
Naruto was sitting in the same position and was enjoying the chaos. But that of course was just the beginning of the fun. He needed chaos for the prank. The prank would start small with things falling down (illusion) or something burning (illusion) or maybe even stuff that's disappearing (illusion) no wait people disappearing even better. (Still an illusion though. Not that they know.)*evil smile! Not that anyone could see it anyways. He had his mask on so who cares. Evil smile again!*
'Let's start with the pranks!' He thought while grinning evilly. (Not that he is evil it's just so much fun to do something like that! :) )
And start!:
Naruto still wasn't moving one bit. He just sat there 'sleeping'. Ehum not. The others had given up on him long ago and were now doing their own things.
Choji had just ordered some dango and turned around to order something to drink as well. The others weren't paying attention to him and were doing their own things.
Naruto grinned behind his mask when Choji walked away to order something to drink and used his fake illusion. (remember the fake and real illusions?! You don't?! READ IT AGAIN! Haha just kidding of course you remember).
No one was looking so no one noticed the that the dango on Choji's plate suddenly disappeared. Well it didn't really disappear it just looked like it wasn't there anymore.
After a few more minutes Choji came back and put his drink down. Just when he wanted to sit down he noticed that his dango was gone. 'Heeeyy! Who ate my dango?!' He said annoyed but no one listened. After a while of shouting and no one noticing he got annoyed and screamed: ' . ?!' And slammed his hand on his *empty ehum* plate. The illusion disappeared and everyone turned around and looked at him with confused looks on their faces.
'...Choji..What are you doing?!' Ino said while pointing at the now flat and crushed dango. They looked like mini pancakes.. Everyone looked at him with confusion. Cause I mean it is weird for Choji to get mad but it's even stranger that Choji had crushed his untouched food. Choji didn't seem to understand either. First it disappeared and now it was there again completely..crushed..! Poor dango..!
'..Never...mind...' Choji said slowly and still confused. The others looked curiously at him but didn't say anything. They guessed he could make mistakes like that as well. But still..crushing his food?! Getting mad?! It wasn't like he got called fat or anything, cause that would definitely make him mad. And...he looked so...surprised...after he smashed his food...weird...! 'Ah well whatever.' They all thought and went on with what they were doing.
Shikamaru looked at him curious and a little bit worried before he shrugged it off and went back to sleep again. 'It's probably nothing.' He thought and fell asleep again. Choji still a bit confused decided to order some more food and everything went back to normal. Or so they thought. This would be a weird and surprising day for all of them..except for..Naruto..! *Evil laugh*
'Well that was fun.' Naruto said to Kyuubi.
'It sure was kid, it sure was..! But.. not fun enough..!'
Naruto grinned and said: 'Haha, did you really think this was it?! It's just the beginning!'
'It better be!'
'So what should I do next?!'
'..Difficult.. Well let's grab their attention first. With...ehm...an explosion or fire or something..!'
'I got an even better plan! Let's start the plan and start torturing this town!'
'*Grinning Naruto*'
'*Grinning Kyuubi*'
Naruto created illusions again and then there appeared little monsters everywhere in the city. They looked like mini versions of devils and were about as tall as a three year old. (They DON'T look like three year olds don't get me wrong. :p) They had just like the typical red devil a weird tail and horns and go on and on. They could use fire or water but only a little bit. They had all sorts of colors and were just starting to create chaos all over the town.
They set things on fire or threw water in everyone's faces. And while they were doing that they let out a high pitch child/devil-like laugh. They found everything funny and were laughing their ass of every time they got someone mad. (Think of the minions but then more evil. :p )
Naruto made them in a way that they would disappear immediately after they took just a little bit of damage. That way they would be easily defeated.. Well sort of.. Naruto found it more funny when everyone would be chasing those little devils, so he made them really really really fast. They were good in hiding as well so it was difficult to catch them. If it were just a few it would be fine but..there were thousands all around the city! How were they supposed to do that?! They were probably all thinking.
Everything that Naruto made (devils, fire, water, damage from the fire and water) of course were still illusions (real illusions) so if he said they would disappear they would disappear. That way when they would somehow find out that he did it, he wouldn't have to pay for every store in town that had damage. He would let everyone chase the little devils the whole evening (he rather had the whole day but it was already evening so he would just do the evening) and let then everything disappear suddenly. It was genius! *Evil smile*
Back to the time just before the little devils attack:
Everything seemed to go just fine. It was quiet in town. Until they heard a scream and then another one and then there suddenly was chaos all over the town. Things were on fire, people got water thrown on them and little devils in all colors were terrorising the town.
Every ninja looked surprised for a second and then all ninja's started running after the little devils. And that..wasn't so easy..! The group in the restaurant looked up surprised and ran outside to see what was going on and help. Just before they ran into town they thought they would really have to wake Naruto up, but when they looked behind them they saw that he was already gone. They assumed that he had already started catching those little devils and did the same. Or so they thought..! Cause Naruto was actually sitting on the rooftop and was grinning widely. He of course made sure that no one would be able to spot him and sat there looking amused. At the same time Kyuubi was laughing his ass off. Luckily no one (except for Naruto) could hear him.
With the others:
The little devils were causing a lot of trouble for everyone. It was almost impossible to catch them.
Shikamaru had tried to catch them with his shadow jutsu, but that *sadly* didn't work. He had tried to chase them but he realised that that was impossible for him so he had given up on that. He tried to think of something that would work but couldn't think of anything. He finally decided to take a nap but instead got water thrown on his head while he was trying to sleep. He didn't got mad often but this was just too much. NO ONE DISTURBES HIS SLEEP! And then started chasing the little devils. (That's actually not how he would react but I found it funny so did it anyway. :p)
Ino and Sakura had tried as well but got water in their faces instead and had gone in the MAD WOMEN mode. Now they didn't look beautiful enough for Sakuke-kun anymore. And the little devils would pay for that!
Choji was just chasing them until he saw one of the little devils put some food on fire. He immediately stopped and started chasing that devil instead. He had an murderous look in his eyes. The other little devil who he was chasing before looked confused for a moment and then started torturing others in the hope he could have some fun with them.
In the mean time Naruto and Kyuubi were having the time of their life. They looked at the state of the town. It looked horrible. The houses and shops were on fire and everything was soaked with water. And then there were the little devils who were creating chaos or were being chased by ninja's and some of the villagers. It all of course was an illusion so he would let it disappear later in the evening. But...just...not...yet...!
Kiba, Hinata and Shino were the only ones who were actually working in a team. Not that they had good luck. They were first chasing the little devils but since that didn't work they together with some other ninja's helped evacuate some of the villagers.
Kakashi was one of the only ones who actually defeated some of the little devils. It surprised him that they were so easily defeated. The problem was that you couldn't catch them so easily. It's true that he defeated some of them but that were only ten of them or so and there were a few thousand of them in the village. And the other ninja's didn't seem to have much luck.. 'Sigh..This was gonna be a looooong night...!'
Asuma had gotten eight and Kuranai had gotten six of them. That was the same with most jounin.
Sasuke was having trouble chasing them and got only two down. They were weak but so fast that it was just almost impossible to catch them.
Neji didn't bother chasing them cause he knew it wouldn't work. (Seeing all the other ninja's failing) So he instead tried to figure out what the things were and where they came from but sadly couldn't find anything. He wasn't planning to give up yet though.
Lee and Gai-sensei were both chasing after the little devils. And not without a lot of shouting of course. Gai-sensei got ten just like Kakashi and Lee got five. (They are really fast, right?!)
Tenten was chasing them with weapons but didn't get one down. You would think that you could hit the little devils if you would just throw weapons at them but that sadly didn't work.
They were too fast to get hit by a weapon, no matter how fast you threw them. And most jutsu's didn't work on them either. If Naruto had wanted to he could've made his illusions invincible. So that they didn't disappear even after you hit them. The only thing was that Naruto DID want them to get hit. Then they would seem more like real monsters and not like something weird and invincible. He didn't want them to realise that they weren't real monsters and that they were in fact an illusion.
How-do-I-make-that-stupid-line?!-how-do-you-guys-do-that?!-How-many-words-do-I-have-to-write-to-get-one-line-of-words?!But-I'm-talking-about-an-other-line-a-simple-one-and-I-don't-want-to-explain-it!-Whatever-let's-get-on-with-the-story!
It was getting late in the evening and Naruto's eyes (eyeholes) already started to hurt. But it would be fine for now. He was only watching so it shouldn't be a problem. He was awake in the night anyway so a little bit of watching should be fine. Except for one little problem. That was that his illusions don't work or don't work very well when his eyes (eyeholes) hurt. It was 23:00 so everyone had been chasing the little devils for a few hours already. His illusions wouldn't be so effective anymore in a while so he would stop the illusions and stop his prank at 24:00 (00:00).
He had made an illusion of himself to chase after the devils. His clone was a few times almost soaked with water but still kept himself dry somehow. The real Naruto would soon switch places with the clone. Then he would wait a little bit and eventually release the illusions. Luckily he wouldn't have to make a fake surprised expression since he had a mask on. After that he would just go along with the flow. And he hopefully wouldn't have to stay long. He was 200% sure he would get grumpy from the pain so he had to get over with the last part quick.
It was 23:45 when Naruto switched with his clone without anyone noticing. The clone disappeared and Naruto went chasing the little devils a bit more. He didn't really have that much of a choice. Well he actually did have a choice but found it much more fun when all the little devils would suddenly disappear at 24:00 since that's just weird and strange. He was sure of it that a lot of them would try to get to know what happened. But sadly for them they wouldn't find out. Maybe some of them will be so smart that when they would find out about his powers that they would finally get that he was the prankster.. But ah well we'll see.
And then finally 24:00! All of a sudden all of the little devils disappeared. But not just that, all the fire, water and damage was suddenly gone to. Everyone stood there surprised not knowing what to do. All of the rookie nine and their sensei's stood there on the street and looked at each other surprised not knowing what to do. Naruto didn't say anything but they could all feel a grumpy aura coming from him. They snapped out it and looked at him with a raised eyebrow. 'Naruto..? What's wrong..?' Sakura asked curiously and a bit worried. Which Naruto replied with: '...Just...really...hate...the...night...!' He said with a really annoyed tone. They all looked confused at him. What did he mean?! It sounded like he was in pain or something. And his personality was definitely different. Probably because he was so grumpy. But the question was: Why was he so grumpy?!
'Damn it! It is starting to hurt really bad! I need to go home NOW!' He thought and then said still with an grumpy tone: 'Well...it seems like everything is fine again...I'm going home...!' And left. They all looked very confused at him but stopped looking at him when they heard the hokage speak.
The third hokage said to everyone that they could go home except for a few jounins (Kakashi, Asuma, Kuranaii and some others.) So everyone did what them was told and went home to sleep. The hokage spoke with some of the jounins at the hokage tower but in the end they couldn't come up with what was going on. After a while the hokage said that they should go home and sleep. And if they would notice something or discover something they were supposed to tell it to him immediately. Everyone nodded in understanding and went home. They were all wondering the same thing. 'What just happened...?!'
At the same time Naruto was sitting in his apartment. He was grumpy, true. But that prank was just so genius (the little prank with choji was funny to) that he just couldn't stop laughing. Kyuubi was of course laughing with him.
He had changed the bandages around his eyes and was now putting a new bandage on. Maybe he would do something like that again. Maybe, maybe, he wasn't sure yet. Ah well you never know. He grinned and started reading some scrolls. Now he just had to get though the night like usual. There would probably be talked about the little devils tomorrow so he would still have some fun of his prank. The funny thing was that even the smartest one in town wouldn't be able to figure it out. Not until he would show his powers (illusions). He grinned widely he couldn't wait.
And the end of this chapter! Really sorry you had to wait so long..! But I just couldn't think of anything. But oh well chapter is finished so that's a: 'YEAH!'
If you got something to ask or something to request please tell me. I'll answer your question in the next chapter and if you have requests I'll maybe use them. They just have to fit in the story and I have to like you're idea of course. :p
Haha it seems like I came up with a big prank after all. I first thought that I would only write some small pranks but that doesn't seem to have happened. XD I wrote one small prank and one big prank. XD
I'll try to update sooner next time. XD Please review and...ehm..well come back next chapter. :) Let's see..do I have anything else to say..?! Nope. Well see you guys next chapter. :) Bye bye! :D
Wow look 3000 words! Oh..right..now I'm over the 3000 words because I wrote this..right.. XD Ah well whatever.
Byeeee! :p
