DISCLAIMER: dont own FMA or Finding Nemo because I am NOT Hiromu Arakawa or Pixar/Disney films :3

The great white shark was barely being held back by his two friends. "JUST A BITE!" he yelled, thrusting himself forward to get away. "Hold it together, mate!" one said. "Remember, Envy! Fish are friends, not food!" He growled, trying to get at them, "FOOD!" Al looked at Dawn on shoved her out of the way, "Dawn, look out!" They swam frantically out through a hallway. "I'm havin' fish tonight!" Envy's voice echoed through the whole ship as he swam after them, fast as a bullet.

Wrath followed him, "Remember the steps, mate!" Al and Dawn were busy trying to get away from Envy. Envy groaned a bit as he forced himself faster after the smaller fish, "Just one bite!" He smirked with his teeth as he caught up, "G'day!" Dawn and Al screamed, slamming the hatch shut. Envy growled and slammed against the wall, making it shake. "Who is it?" Dawn asked, getting next to the door. Al looked around frantically, "There's no way out! There's gotta be a way to escape!"

Dawn heard him and looked back to the door, "Sorry, you'll have to come back later! We're trying to escape." Al whined and swam all over the room, knowing that door wouldn't hold for very long. "There's gotta be a way out!" Dawn read something, squinting a bit as she did, "Hey, look! Here's something! ESS-CA-PE! I wonder what that means.. Funny, it's spelled just like the word 'escape'." Al listened for a second while she mused on about the word. Al looked up and grabbed her fin, "Let's go!"

"Here's Envy!"

Alphonse turned to look at Dawn quickly, "Wait, you can read?" Dawn gasped and nodded, "I can read? That's right, I can read!" They swam out of the boat, followed by Envy as the clownfish carried the mask behind them, "Well, here then! Read this now!" Then they were trapped and the mask was in between Envy's jaws. Envy smashed his face into the missile launcher, trying to get to them. "He doesn't mean it, ya know! He didn't even know his family!" Wrath called in between a bite.

"Sorry..About this..." Gluttony said between vicious attacks. Wrath's turn, "He's really… A nice guy!" The words were all rushed as they tried to apologize for their friend. Al growled as he tried to keep the missile back, "I need to get that mask!" Dawn smirked, "You want that mask? Ok." She pushed a release button, the missile going towards Envys mouth and Al gasping, "No, no, no, no, no!" But after they were all alright, he looked at Dawn. "Get the mask, get the mask!" She grabbed it and they started swimming. Envy tossed the huge missile to the side, his bloodlust disappearing as it went towards a mine. Wrath gasped, "Oh, no. Envy!"

Envy looked at what he'd done and gasped, "Swim away! Swim away!"

Dawn looked at them as Al practically dragged her to safety, "Aww. Is the party over?" After the mine field was finished exploding, there were two pelicans up above and one noticed a bubble. "Nice." He flew away and to the dock.

Ed woke up in water (thank god) and looked around. "Al? Alphonse?" he swam around, then was stunned as he hit something hard. He swam faster in the opposite direction, panting and hitting it again. He heard a human talking indistinctly. Ed swam around, opening a chest and gasping at an explosion of bubbles. "BUBBLES, BUBBLES, THE BUBBLES!" He closed the chest quickly and stared at the clownfish, "My bubbles." A starfish peeled herself off the edge of the.. whatever it was and looked at Edward, "He likes bubbles." He gasped and swam back away, shaking a bit. "Ahh!" he squeaked, bumping back into something and the door swung closed. "Bonjour."

Ed swam back out and backed into another fish, "Aah!" The large one he'd hit chuckled, "Heh heh.. Slow down, little fella. There's nothing to worry about." A zebra fish came up beside him, "Oh, he's scared to death!" Ed shivered a bit, "I wanna go home.. Do you know where my brother is?" The starfish peeled back again, "Honey, your brother is probably back at the pet store." The young clownfish was confused, "Pet store?" The blow fish nodded, "Yeah, you know, like I'm from Bob's Fish Mart." A purple fish commented, "Pet Palace." The bubble-lover, "Fish-O-Rama." The black and white zebra fish smiled cheerily, "Mail order!" And the starfish called over her.. shoulder," Ebay."

The violet fish put a fin on his back, "So which one is it?" Ed blinked a bit, "I'm from the ocean." The older nodded, "Ah, the ocean, ye—" his eyes widened and he pulled his fin back. "The ocean! Aah! He hasn't been decontamined yet! Havoc!" A shrimp with a gruff voice came out, "Oui?" The violet fish pointed at Edward. "Clean him! He's from the ocean!" The shrimp pulled Ed close and spun him around, leaving him with a sort of glow, "Ooh, la mer. Voila, he is clean." Then Havoc went back into his place and pulled the door thing closed.

"So, the big blue. What's it like?" the yellow fish asked. Ed thought for a second, "Big… and blue?" The older snorted, "I knew it."

Atienne: I had to leave it there. I love that line.
Al: it IS a good line. Poor nii-san *snickers* he was scawed..
Ed: *growls* shut up, Al.
Atienne: reviews pleasies!