Hey there everyone! So this is the second part of Hallelujah. I hope you enjoy and remember the charactures, places, and plot lines of Harry Potter all belong to the Wonderful J.K. Rowling.

Warning! Horrible sexual joke! You've been warned!


"Where is he?"

"I don't know, I'm not his keeper?"

"Well the trains been gone for hours and he still hasn't shown."

"Hey Guys."

"Oh hey Draco."

"Hey."

"Why are you all looking at me like that?"

"Oh, no reason."

"See some thing you like, Nott?"

"Oh hell no Malfoy."

"Good."

"Nice flag by the way Draco."

"Oh, yeah. I though I might show the superiority of the Slytherins and Malfoys to Herm… Pansy."

"Why would you need to show that to Pansy, she is one of us after all."

"Draco…"

"What Zabini?"

"You don't need to somehow "prove" your superiority to her, that isn't what love is."

"Whats that supposed to mean?"

"You know exactly what that means. What you're doing isn't love."

"Exactly. Love is, according to the Oxford dictionary, a strong feeling of affection and sexual attraction for someone."

''Theo, do you even know what we're talking about?"

"What the word love means?"

"No. Zabini here is criticizing my love life and my displaces of affection."

"Battle crys are not displaces of affection Draco. Nor is it love."

"Then what is it? Because she has no problem"

"Like I said it's a strong fee.."

"No, it's when you have …"

"It's something you shut off the Astronomy tower in the middle of the night"

"No. it's …"

"It's seeing the light!"

"No! it's.."

"[Gasp]Oh! I know It's"

"[Smack]"

"Shut it."

"Thank you Draco."

"No problem."

"Any way. Love is when every breath you take when you are together is like hallelujah. Or when even if you did your best and stode before the Lord not hiding anything or hurt them in anyway, and all that remains is a cold and broken …"

"Wait, wait wait. What's Voldemort got to do with love?"

"Nothing. Theo nothing."

"Sometimes, you forget that the Zabini approve of muggles and their strange ways."

"…."

"It's a muggle religion reference Theo."

"Oh. I see."

"Well … look the trains almost at the station."

"Any to change the subject Draco."

"Oh. Shut it."

"[awkward silence]

"{10 minutes later}

"So…. Where did you go last night Draco?"

"Oh. Um.. [cough] the kitchens"

"Don't need to look so unconfertable Draco. It's just a question."

"You were in the kitchens for all the night? What were you doing?"

"What's it to you?"

"Oh, I see. You where there with a girl show her your Slytherin skills. And all night to!"

"That's none of your business Nott!"

"Wow, never know Malfots could get so much colour in their cheeks."

"Oh, Merlin! You horrible man! Think of the house elves! The poor poor house elves and their virings ears! What have you done! Their eyes! Their poor baseball eyes."

"Um… why's Nott screaming about baseball eyes, and how does he even know what those are?"

"Oh, hello there Hermione. We were just talking about Draco dearest's whereabouts last night."

"Oh. Well the trains arrived for some time now, and you are the last ones on it so…"

"Yes we'll be right off. Come on guys lest get our trunks gone."

"Yeah. See you around Granger!"

"Bye Boys! Malfoy. Love the haircut by the way."

"Hey Draco leave the compartment. Draco."

"Hey Malfoy. Come on. Do you think I accidentally hit him or something Blaise?"

"No. he's fine. He just saw something he can't stop thinking about. DRACO MALFOY!"

[smack, glare/sneer at world]

"what the bloody hell were you in such deep thought about Draco?"

[tills head towards door] "Hallelujah."


Okay. This took me a surprisingly long time to write, but I wanted to get it right so I hope I did. Anyway, the Slytherin "joke" made me want to cry when I wrote it due to it's lameness. well what can I do, Theo Nott said it.

With Love,

The Blue Orchid.