Wrath of the Kwik E Mart:
Apu had been seen as a racial stereotype for years and people protested him owning the shop. The constant protests made him star to think think about moving back to India. He had Homer appoint his successor. Homer got the letter and said "appoint anyone but Snake." Homer had spilled beer on the letter and it now said "appoint Snake" and Homer decided to do exactly that as Snake as just broken out of prison.
Snake started to rewrite the identity of the Kwik-E-Mart very quickly. He removed the statues of the Hindu gods and replaced them with random statues of people getting killed in gruesome ways. Snake also had a weird obsession with Taylor Swift and her music. He put posters of her all over the Kwik-E-Mart and blasted her music nonstop to the exclusion of any other artist, even ones similar to her.
One day, Flanders came into the store to buy groceries and asked "What'd you doing there neighborino, and could you turn down that devil's music?" Snake said, "dude, Taylor Swift is a devout Christian and I want to marry her." Flanders explained to him Flanders decided to get a loaf of bread and wanted to buy it. Snake then threatened him, regarding Swift by saying "you can't marry a celebrity and live happily ever after", by saying "I will slice you like that loaf of bread." Flanders emitted a high pitched scream when Snake pulled out a knife and attempted to stab him.
Snake's knife missed by a few inches and instead hit the bread. Flanders said "Jesus knew how to make bread in a miraculous way, but he didn't do it just because the Devil ordered him to." Just as Snake was about to make another swipe, Chief Wiggum burst in with a handgun. Snake knew how to operate weapons and tried to pull out the gun to fire, but nothing came out. Snake realized "yoinks, I forgot to get ammo."
Snake was quickly arrested and sent back to prison. Ned left the store, terrified. He would later return once the new owners took over, regardless of who it would be. The Kwik-E-Mart closed but the store later would reopen under new ownership. It is now owned by Otto and, in addition to its previous items, now sells legal cannabis. Ralph accidentally found some once and he was terrified of Cookie Monster when he was on screen.