OK brand new chapter!! it hasnt been that long since my last update...and well yeah...normally i put things off for like months! but i felt like i could write..and i know i cant really do that...b/c i hate...no DESPIZE with a passion grammer...its yucky...and pointless but still...ok enjoy...
oh yeah i dont own the music i shall put in this chapter (disturbed) and i dont own naruto sasuke or sakura...
Last time : "ok Sakura whats the plan?"
"The plan Naruto is for you to shut your fat mouth! you're too loud!"
"sorry Sakura-chan, but how did you want me to get you to Tsunade?"
"Simple."
"..." The boys waited for her to say more.
"well?" Naruto got impatient.
"(sigh) Naruto this is the ONLY time, i repeat the ONLY time you are allowed to do this. Next time I'll kick your ass."
She looked at him and he understood. "OK! Believe it!" Naruto then proceeded to transform into Sakura.
"Hmm you didn't do a bad job. But my hips are slightly bigger than that...some people would be able to tell the difference."
"Hn, someone with no time would analyze you...or him...being you..."
Sakura and Naruto looked at eachother and noded. "Lee"
"Hn. "
"Ok, so Naruto you go south and we'll go north, text me on my cell to tell me if they found you...so I know we can proceed."
"Gotcha. See ya Sakura-chan, Sasuke-teme."
After a half hour of walking Naruto was found by the fan-club and was attacked. He texted Sakura and told her only to learn that she had already gotten to Tsunade's office and were now in a men's clothing store for Sasuke.
"Srry for not telling u TTYL sorry Naruto!! I'll treat u 2 ramen l8tr." He grunted as he read the text. Damn her and that Uchiha; if it weren't for him Sasuke would have had to dress up as her, well that was the good side to it. (or so he guessed)
"How about this one Sasuke?"
"No."
"Awe! Why not? Is it because its purple?"
"No, it's because it's a GIRL shirt."
"I thought thats what you wore?" She started laughing after seeing the WTF look Sasuke gave her. "Just kidding...how about this one? It looks more like you, its plain blue...or you could get it in black."
To her surprise Sasuke grabbed the black one and a couple other shirts and pants and paid for them with her credit card. (yup they have them) As they left the store Sakura noticed they were followed and commented to Sasuke about it. Only she wasnt in the 'running' mood, more or less pissed off...
"Hey Sasukeeeeee." A really big slut walked over to them, Sasuke saw Sakura glare and walk over to a different window to "look" at the clothing; only her face was visible in the glass and he had to stop himself from laughing at her pissed off face.
"Hn." He looked at the girl with his cold fascade. Everyone gets it so no one should feel left out, except Sakura, Naruto and Kakashi at times...
"I dont know if you remember me but im Ami and I wanted to give you better company than that could." At this Sasuke snuck a glance at Sakura and saw her fist clench and her bite her lip ready to punch something. Oh he was glad he wasnt the center of her anger...although he would be if this girl didnt leave him alone. Sakura's anger was legendary already, this girl was probably really stupid...not to mention her hair was...purple? who the fuck dyes their hair that purple? Yeah it was bad if he could tell it was DYED purple. Her makup was ...just yeah no...and the way she dressed , all her clothes were purple, EVERYTHING!, was those trip pants and a tight shirt. The way she talked to him made him see that she wanted sex, or at least as close as she could get with him..And there's no way in hell he would have sex with her. Not only did he not know her, he didnt like her for disrespecting one of his friends. Yup he admitted it.
"So Sasuke, how about you want to go to the mall with me and my friends?" He looked at her friends, they looked like they worshiped her.
"No."
"Awe." She 'pouted?' Well it didnt suit her so he turned away and walked to Sakura who was trying not to laugh. "Fine. By the way who the fuck dyes their hair pink? thats a stupid ass color."
"WHAT THE FUCK!" That Ami girl was so lucky that Sasuke was there to hold Sakura back otherwise this "Ami" girl would have possibly died. "Who the hell gives you the right to go and critisize ME? When all you have to do is look in a FUCKING MIRROR! Have you tried it? I mean, yeah you like purple but hell didn't you go overboard, just a little? And my friends dont worship me, thats the BIG differense between you and me."
"My friends dont "worship" me they just like me for who i am."
"No, they WORSHIP you, they want to be you. Why? I dont know. Who knows, you seem just a little bit like your TRYING to hard to be who you are..."
"Uh huh sure. You just try to keep your little boy friend there, he'll come around he likes me no guy can resist me."
"Well seeing as your putting out for EVERY boyfriend I see why, but then again I dont."
After Sakura's last comment Sasuke grabbed her and they left; Sakura was still yelling at this fucking Ami girl.
"(sigh) Sakura calm down."
"NO!"
"Hn."
"SASUKE! Shut up!"
He was speachless, she was pissed. "What do you have against that girl."
"Nothing, I just cant stand those types of girls."
"Stop lying."
"Im not."
"Yes you are."
"AM NOT"
"Sakura I think I'd know if you were honest with me or not."
"Would not."
"uh huh, so why dont you like her?"
"She used to be my friend, but when we were entering the acadamy she didnt work she would goof off and I'd always do mine like usual tying to best you..."
"You tried to best me in school?"
"Yeah...(sigh)"
"Hn. you know you couldnt."
"Shut up, anyway when she failed and got kicked out...or rather told to redo what she failed she said no. She expected me to drop out with her, and that was when i became friends with Ino, so i said no. She would try to guilt me into it, and i could always say no thanks to Ino, but when she started to make fun of Ino i would feel bad because I couldnt stand up for her; which made Ino mad at me. Ino would feel pitty for me seeing me alone, I was never outgoing when i was younger and when I befriended her I knew my life would change for the better; Ami could never make me do things again. I was happy and when I didnt listen to Ami she would hit me or yell at me, she is controlling and violent. I think thats where i get it...but..."
"but?"
"Never mind."
"Hn. So you hate her because of the things she would have you do? (she noded) And then when you would stand up for yourself she would abuse you?"
"Yup. Thats why when you left I was devistated, (Sasuke felt horrible) but then I realized this was just something I had to over come to regain my strength. Thats when I trained with Tsunade and felt more like myself again."
"...hn..."
"hahaha, yeah i know, don't worry about it Sasuke-kun I always had Ino."
"You guys were always fighting."
"And everyday we'd hang out without people around and we were best friends."
"Ah."
"ok, now we can go do anything you want I got my shopping done for the day." She smiled and Sasuke felt even more guilty if that was possible. He sighed.
"Just home."
"Ok, home here we come." She laughed.
"So Sasuke, why are you staying with me? Your house arrest has been semi lifted since we went to Tsunade-sama's."
"I need to clean, it would be deadly if I went in there tonight. I got the dobe to help clean it tomorrow as a mission."
"WHAT?!"
"Yup. So that'll include you too." He grinned.
"UGH. Damn it Uchiha! I wanted my day off to actually be a day off."
"It might be, just hurry up and clean tomorrow and you can relax."
"that isn't a "one-day-job" Ive seen it! It'll take at least a week."
"You've 'seen" it?"
"Yeah, I used to water the garden before I realized that you wernt going to come back within a few months."
"ah. You didnt go inside?"
"Ah, well I actually did once,...you know I got to the dining room then I saw a huge spider and I ran out screaming, so if people think its haunted I dont blame them."
"Somehow I believe that."
"You should that think was huge."
"How huge?"
"you've heard those weird stories about gigantic spiders?"
"Yeah."
"They're true."
"Uh huh i'll believe that tomorrow when you show me them."
"NO WAY! I'm not going in there until you kill them all."
"fine."
The next morning Sasuke and Sakura walked to the Uchiha estate, only expecting to find Naruto. Thats what they got.
"Ok teme, you lead, the doors locked."
"It shouldnt be...oh well." Sasuke took out a key.
"You kept the key?"
"Yeah, I told you I would come back. " He looked at Sakura.
"You did?"
"Yeah that night I dropped you on the bench."
"Well that'd be why I dont remember."
"Hn. Ok Naruto you take the kitchen, throw ALL the food EVEN ramen."
"AWE!"
"Just do it."
"Fine." He ran off to the kitchen. Sakura stood awaiting orders, looking scared.
"Ok, what do you want me to do mon-capitan?"
"Not be an baka."
"Hey."
"Ok, how about the living room."
"Ok, (shrug) there shouldnt be spiders in there."
"Uh huh, I still dont belive you."
"You'll be the one to find them, not us and YOU"LL be sorry."
"Uh huh have fun."
In the kitchen with naruto...
"Jeeze he's got a lot of things in here and so much dust...yuck."
Naruto picked up the tongs and picked through the fridge.
Sasuke was going to the dinning room and started dusting off the pictures and shelves while killing little bugs that were getting in his way. so much for the "spiders"
Just when he moved the glass off the shelf and dusted and was putting them back he heard Sakura scream. Sigh, probaby just a "spider"
Oh how right he was. hahahahaha
When he got to the living room he heard Naruto say "HOLY SHIT SAKURA WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"
"How the fuck am I supposed to know!"
Sasuke entered the room and looked at the huge spider. "HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THAT?How the hell did it get into my house?!"
"See I told you!!" Sakura was distracted by being right that she didnt see Naruto run past her, the spider in toe. Of course in all horror filled things it has to bite her, and it did. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! GET THIS THING OFF ME!! SAVE ME!!" Both Sasuke and Naruto were too terrified by the thing to go near it but wanted to protect her. what to do.
Finally Sakura hit the spider and ran toward the boys. Sasuke grabbed her kunai and threw it killing the spider. Sakura sighed as she reached the boys. "thank yo-" She callapsed. "I think...it's poisond."
"SAKURA!" "SAKURA-CHAN!"