So this was going to be up sooner, but FF gave me issues...sorry but here it is and just a tad bit longer than expected.
I don't Teen Titans.
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"One week!" A loud boom was heard as Mammoth's large book exploded leaving only tore pieces to fall like confetti. "Don't you know what the law is? You have to be married a year before even divorcing! A YEAR! If Wally dies within a week then the cops will come crawling around this place. Which is the last thing we need!"
"Jinx. Calm down before I leave you in JAPAN with no powers!" Jade's eyes narrowed dangerously as she splashed water on me. A electric crackling was heard as our eyes widened at the holo-necklace turned off. "Oops."
"Oops, my ass. Shit! JADE!" My eyes glowed as the TV screen exploded causing smoke to come out which set the fire system sprinklers to go off. I stood there for a few seconds just letting myself get wet.
"I GIVE UP! I'm going to take a shower and ANYONE! And I mean ANYONE that interrupts me will be sent into space!" I threw the necklace down in defeat and started for my room when we heard the boys coming up the back porch. My eyes went wide as they met Jades. I mouthed, "shit," before falling onto the floor. Crawling quickly to the safety of the kitchen area, I hide behind a small cubical almost made of floor level cabinets that held marble countertop on top. Jade situated herself next to me and leaned against the countertop just as the boys entered the room.
"What the hell happened in here?" Gizmo asked, clearly knowing that he was the one who would be stuck cleaning it up later on. Clearly he was not pleased, but then again Jade wasn't the most pleased person either right now. I blinked as I pitied all of the guys at the moment.
"What the hell do you think happened? The damn sprinkler system broke, you and your damn fire system that you just had install into the house because the nearest firefighters are thirty minutes away!" Jade tore him up.
"Where's Jex?" Wally asked nervously.
"Do I look like a freaking GPS to you? Jex went to go dry off after getting soaked thanks to Kyle." I didn't need to see her to know that she was glaring. "Just hang out with all the guys in the arcade until she comes out. Got it? And don't you dare freaking go anywhere else, if I catch you without any of the boys at all except the bathroom, I'll skin you alive. Now GET OUT!" Jade kicked them out and they humbly obeyed.
"Thank you," I said standing up when the coast was clear.
"Don't talk to me. You've got me in enough trouble already." She simply replied and I smiled before I went to my purple room. I grabbed my lilac bathrobe and went into my bathroom. My hands moved to my mirror cabinet opening it to reveal a large metallic suitcase with unicorn stickers all over the sides. As I set it down on my white toilet and opened to let several hair dying sets come out of the top part of it. Then the second were full of contacts then finally spray on tans. A smile rested upon my face as I moved to open the spray on tan bottle when a beeping sounded through the bathroom. My eyes moved to the mirror to see on the secret mirror computer screen that there were a heist targets for the HIVE sent from the Madame.
Great. She expected these items for her own comfort. It was her usual list. Knowing her this was just the beginning, so they had to move to get all the items. Meaning that I'd have to leave as well.
"Jex?" A tap was heard on the door. Wally. Crap! Crap! My hands hastily grabbed the emergency holo-watch which only lasted a few hours as I placed it on turning the codes to the main disguise that I had on. Then I slammed the large box shut placing it to the side between back of the door and the wall.
"Yes?" I called out in response as I checked the girl in the mirror to find Jex.
"Manny said that I should probably take you to my place. There's been an emergency of some kind at some place I cant remember. So we have to leave. They're kicking us out Jex. Let's just face it." Wally sighed. I groaned as I opened the door.
"Fine. Just give me a minute to get some clothes Kay?" I sighed as I looked at him.
"JEX GET YOU AND YOUR NEW HUBSANDS BUTTS OUT OF HERE! WE'RE KICKING YOUR STUPID DUMBASSES OUT HERE!" Jade roared at us. My face frowned with frustration. Wally jumped up in fear of his life.
"We should-" I walked over to the door and opened to cut him off.
"GIVE ME A FREAKING MINUTE TO GET MY CLOTHES!" I screamed back into the hallway and slammed the door. Wally hid behind the bed, and watched me anxiously. Grabbing my backpack, I stuffed as much clothing I would need in that minute. Surprisingly I managed to stuff half my wardrobe in that minute.
"Let's go Wally." I sighed as my hand was stretched towards him. He took my hand and smiled at me.
"I didn't know that you liked unicorns." His smirk made me frown. I hit him playfully, though.
"Tell anyone and I'll tell Manny that you tried to fool around with me against my will."
"That's fine. Can you come with me to meet a few of my friends as well?" Wally shifted his weight uncomfortable of the question as his hand went up to his neck nervously.
"The least I could do after meeting my demented friends. Do you want to call them and them that we're coming?" I sighed, remembering Dick's reaction.
"Sure. I'll go do that. Just where do you want me to make the call?" He pulled out his red cell phone and pointed to the bathroom. I nodded knowing that the screen had disappeared by now. He closed the door and I grabbed all of my holo-jewelry along with the chargers and placed it all into my bag. Who knows how long I'll exactly be kicked out of the place?
"Soon. Dick. Relax. Just tell the others to get ready. And make sure that Rae's in a good mood." I pressed my ear against the door. Like I said, I don't trust anyone, I can't really. But can you blame me?
"We'll be there in an hour. We're leaving now. She's packing up."
"We got kicked out by an angry Asian who apparently is part of the reason why an FBI agent had a heart attack given to him. I don't know…look I'm not going to snoop around in her bathroom trying to see if she's evil or this was all a trap to get my money. I would know if she was a gold-digger alright? Besides her house is huge." Money? He's rich? I heard his footsteps come near the door and I grabbed my stuff and leaned against the wall.
"So what is the plan?" I replied innocently, tilting my head to the side. So I ended up with a rich guy who was now my husband…now who was an heir with the name of West? Wally West. Think. Now think. My eyes widened for a moment. Wally West. Heir to Allan Storm Enterprises. Best friend of Richard Grayson. Dick's another name for Richard. Why didn't I see it before?
"Jex? Everything okay?" Wally came over to me. I nodded and smiled. Maybe Madame wont kill him on spot now that I know that he's rich.
"Everything's alright. Mostly. So we're going to go and meet your friends right?" I acted normal, cool now that I knew Wally wasn't going to be killed. Which wouldn't cause an incident which wouldn't cause an investigation, which wouldn't be my arrest and lifetime sentence in jail. Life was great.
