"So your saying, the more you practice, the more powers you get?" Pein questions.
"Exactly." I nod. "We may not have chakra, but we've got something better."
"You two are so weird, so you worship Satin?"
"No!" AMy smacks his forehead. "Gosh, I just did the spell wrong!"
"It's fine, Ara." I mock her. "Mushrooms are colorful, toad stools are bland! This is the right thing!"
"SHUT UP Ara."
"Nothing bads gonna happen, if I do it wrong, then we don't get an angel."
"I said SHUT UP!"
"Oh shit, what just happened?" I continue, then use my own voice. "You let a demon have half of our souls."
She slams me into a wall with a wave of her hand.
"AHHH! IT BUUURNS!" I hold my head.
"Oh yeah, I forgot your albino."
"I wanna be a ninja! Pein! train me!" I announce.
"No! Train ME!" Amy huffs.
"Me!"
"Me!"
"ME!"
"MEEEEE!"
"Shut up and I'll train you both." Pein interupts.
"I told you he loves us!" I joke.
"No, just... no."
Tiiiime skiip~! 3 years to be exact.
"PEin-sensei! Can we please stop?" I whine from my place on a rock.
"Reason?" Pein raises his eye brow.
"You threw me at a rock..."
"Fine, 5 minutes." He begins sparring with Amy, who was doing much better than me.
Sometimes, I wonder if its lazy-ness that holds me back, or that I'm not an athletic person.
I lack "endurance" as Itachi says, I can't pay attention to anything, and Hidan says I'm weak.
I stare at the clouds until my five minutes is up.
"Ara, up!" Pein commands.
"Got it." I sit up and get back on my feet.
"..."
"What?"
"What is with you and posing?"
"It's actually a bad habit with her." Amy laughs.
"I did not pose! That time!" I huff.
"Suure you didn't."
I come in for dinner, 3 years of ninja training and I still eat like a pig.
Actaully, I think the training made it worse... Whats worse than a pig?
I make two big burgers and sit at the table next to Amy.
"Itachiiii~!" I wave my hand in his face. "What's wrong? You look down."
"How can you tell what's wrong with him, un?" Deidara questions. "He never shows any emotion."
"It's a feminine thing... I'm surprised you don't have some feminine instincts." I tease.
"I will blow you to bits, un."
"Wait till I'm done eating." I wave him off. "So Itachi, what's on your mind?"
"These weirdo's in red cloaks with black clouds." He replies evenly.
Amy does a spit-take, "Are they ripping Akatsuki off!"
"Possibly."
"Well, what do you know about them?"
"They're like... The opposite of us." He has a small shudder. "It was horrible."
"We should go kick there asses!" Hidan laughs.
"For once, I agree with the Jashinist." I shrug before biting into my burger.
We set out to where Itachi said the base was.
"Itachi, are there copies of us?" I give him puppy eyes.
"I don't know, probably."
"Your suppose to say yes, damnit!"
"But then I'd be lying?" He gives me the most confused look of the century.
"Oh the guys in your world are so naive." I facepalm. "Sometimes, girls LIKE to be lied to so they feel better. Unless the truth is needed."
"Umm..."
"Itachi, do these shorts make my butt look big?"
He blinks, surprised, "Yes."
"Lie and say No."
"No?"
"And that's the way your suppose to lie."
"I'm still confused."
"UGH!"
"Hmph, why are you trying to teach them to be like the boys in our world?" Amy smacks the back of my head.
"I'm not, I swear!" I rub my head.
"What're guys in your world like?" Sasori asks, curiously.
"Ok, pretend I'm a guy and Amy's a girl," I instruct before turning to Amy. "Bitch, get off your lazy ass and make me a god damned sandwhich!"
"O-Ok!" AMy fake stutters.
I pretend to slap her, "And make it fast!"
"Well then, un." Deidara stares.
"Sure, not ALL guys are that way... But most are." Amy shrugs.
We soon get to a... YUCK! My eyes are gonna BARF!
And I announce that too.
"It's not that bad!" Tobi marvels.
I shudder and back away from him, "Stay away from my room with paint."
This "base" was all rainbows and fluffy.
"You sure they're a threat, Itachi?" Pein turns to face the Uchiha.
"Yes." Itachi replies evenly.
"Who dares to come onto Ikustaka's land?" A squeaky voice demands.
After much staring, for about 5 minutes, we deciede to answer.
This "guy" had blonde hair, a frilly half-shirt and tight jeans.
"I think that's Deidara's opposite." Konan snickers.
I fall back, laughing to hard.
"Shut up, un!" Deidara roars.
"Don't worry, Aradied. They just look like travelers." A small red-head child giggles. "LEt's invite them in!"
"Aradied?" I stare in shock. "That's not right!"
Amy laughs at the fact that Deidara's name backwards is me dying.
"Whatever you say, Irosas, nu!" Deidara's opposite giggles. "Come on in travelers!"
I swear, when I walked into the base I almost exploded.
"Deidara." I cover my eyes. "Please tell me these aren't you guys opposites?"
"I wish I could, un... I wish I could."