YF-Emy: Before you start reading, I have to apologize for taking so long with this chapter. My asshole of a brother didn't leave me alone and I had to re-write this for like... 2 times? And I go to 2 schools, and the studies started a week ago, so I didn't really have time either.

Miki-Kun: I'm not an asshole, I re-wrote it for the 3rd time!

YF-Emy: Yes, thank you for that, it was good. Surprisingly...

Miki-Kun: Hey!

YF-Emy: I want to give you a precious dialogue I, Miki and my big sister Madara had about a month ago.

Madara: Listen, Emy. You are female. Female. Do you understand that? (I have an issue with wanting to be a guy and Miki wants to be a girl, so... Yeah.)

Emy and Miki: But you know, you can't spell ''female'' without ''male''.

Madara: ...So?

Emy: It's the same, because you cant spell ''slaughter'' without ''laughter''. I wanna be a guy, and that's that. Maybe it will happen, maybe not. Who knows?

Miki: ...Yeah, who knows?

YF-Emy: And this is something that once happened in school.

Emy: [Standing against the wall, reading some SasuNaru on mobile, when suddenly some girls from my class come up to me.]

Girl no.1: Hey, what are you doing?

Emy: Reading.

Girl no.2: What are you reading? Can we see?

Emy: [Scrolls down to a place where the lemon has ended with an expresssionless face and turns the phone for the girls to see.]

Girl no.1: What's a ''Naruto''?

Emy: Uh.. It's a guy-

Girl no.2: It sounds like some kind of a fish. What's a ''Sasuke''?

Emy: That's a guy too-

Girl no.1: I think it's a sauce. It sounds like a sauce... (In norwegian ''sauce'' is ''saus''. They said ''Sauske'' or someting.)

Girl no.2: [Gasps] Wold it taste good together?

Girl no.1: [Gasps too] And with a bit of an lemon? Mmm~

Emy: [Chuckles] Well you grasped the concept quite nicely... [Goes away while they're still talking about lemon and lime]

Girl no.2: [Sees Emy leaving] Hey, where are you going?

Emy: [Runs away in a fit of laughter]

Flawless

''Why did we come outside?'' his voice was soft and quiet, I shuddered without any reason whatsoever. We'd already gone down to the playground by the time I actually thought of a reason, so I just led him by the hand to the wooden benches under the willow. He was looking at me, I could feel it, but I didn't dare look back. I felt like I wasn't worthy of him looking at me, I felt imperfect, and it really irked me. I sat him and myself down and he folded his hands in his lap, still looking at me. What furthermore irked me was that I was nervous. I tried to distract myself by peeling the green paint off the bench we were sitting on, while I answered: ''I… wanted to show you the playground…?'' But I guess I didn't sound sure enough and Naruto knew I wasn't telling the truth, and he shrugged it off by chuckling and smiling. I could feel warmth at the side where he was sitting. My stomach hurt a bit and felt funny. I clenched my eyes shut and bit at the inside of my cheek. I felt a little relieved feeling the pain so I allowed myself to breathe a little deeper. Naruto stood up and I stopped biting at the skin in my mouth, listening for steps. I heard the willow's leaves sway in the wind, but no steps. I opened my eyes a bit and peeked out between my lashes and gasped, seeing that Naruto had kneeled in front of me, looking at me with his crystal-clear eyes. He had a worried look in his eyes. ''Are you afraid of me?'' he asked. I chuckled a little and shook my head, making him smile. ''That's good, because I don't bite,'' he looked down at my clenched hand, ''at least I try not to.'' He took my hand in his and I looked down, my eyes widening. I hadn't even felt it. The wood now had a tiny dent in it, the peeling green gone a few centimeters around it. He smiled up to me and said something I couldn't hear because of the sudden wind the ranin between us. It threw a little hair in my face and I sneezed, making him laugh. I smiled and he stood up, dusting himself off. I stood up, too. ''Want me to show you around a bit? Since you're going to be here for a while,'' I offered, putting the stray hair behind my ear, but before he could answer, a female voice came from the hilltop.

''Sasuke, Naruto!'' I turned my head and saw Mrs. Furiiku, with her hands on her hips. Her voice was filled with laughter, so I automatically assumed that she was laughing about me, and snatched Naruto's hand and started dragging him up the hill, not even thinking about the stairs. She saw that something was wrong, so she feigned squealing and squeezed her cheeks, cooing: ''aww, you're so cute! Sasuke, is that your new boyfriend you're dragging there?'' I tripped and landed on my face. Naruto was immediately at his knees beside me, checking for injuries, at what my stomach fluttered even more. I rolled over with a groan and hit my stomach, losing my breath. Mrs. Furiiku hovered above me. ''Love hurts, doesn't it?'' she was still smirking so I glared upwards, hoping that she would shut up, but to no avail. ''Ah, when I was your age...'' Naruto stopped her by poking her on the leg and asking, ''when do we eat? I'm hungry,'' his belly growled, too.

''Aaah...'' She looked at the sky in thought, scratching her cheek. ''That was actually why I came here to get you,'' she said and looked at the clock on her left hand, tapping the glass with her right's index finger. ''If I am correct, the cook should be already serving breakfast, so you better hurry up and go back inside,'' she helped me stand up and brushed off my clothes, smiling kindly. I was still glaring, so I softened my gaze to a little smirk, that had her humming appreciatively. I thanked her, and she stood up, I took Naruto's hand again and this time waited for him to start walking first. He chuckled behind me and tugged on my hand. We walked back up the hill and into the classroom together.

''Sasu~! Come here!'' Emy and Miki waved to me, sitting at the long table with cups of tea and sandwiches. Ino was in between them, munching on a piece of cheese and looking our way, so I shrugged and looked behind at Naruto, who's hand I was still holding in mine. He nodded and smiled so I squeezed his hand and started walking to the twins' places. Sitting down beside Emy, I picked up a cup of tea and waited for Naruto to settle in beside me.

YF-Emy: Everyone, who alarmed and faved, thank you! And yes, your One-Shot in in the making, Raven! For a hint of the story's plot, you can listen to ''Studio Killers'' song ''Jenny'' on YT. See you in the next chapter!

Miki-Kun: Bye!