sorry for the whole blah me not updating thing :

but here is a chapter that i wrote TODAY an i hope you all like it!

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SHOUTOUTS:

Sweets09: inoo : poor Timothy. but wait till you see what happens to him in THIS chapter! ... didnt i say that last time? D: oh geez. haha i like grease too:/ oddly enough i dont own the movie. peh.

Lady Sorciere: :D yayyy im glad you liked it. OH! OH! IKNOWIKNOW! jack/medda is THEGROSSEST THING EVER. :(( make it stop. make it diiie.

xoborogrlxo: :D i like the book Bumlets was reading too. i'm sure it was very interesting... i'll have to ask him about that :O. im glad you like it yay :D its like a prize.

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All the hustle and bustle about Aqua and Kloppman getting stolen had died down and the hubaloo of discussing how to get them back had begun.

"HOW MUCH is the ransome?" Sunshine inquired with a finger on her chin.

"you dont EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH?" Jack screeched.

"Uhm. Well. Mr. Paper Man didn't say?" Sunshine started to hide behind Skittery.

"WHAT? HOW-YOU-EEP-EXHAUST FUMES!" Jack started having a stress attack, and Hippy threw some metal stress balls at him which hit him in the face and knocked him out.

"Uhm. You can stop hiding now." Skittery said over his shoulder.

"Less talky, more blocky," Sunshine squealed.

"But he's UNCONCIOUS!" Skittery pointed out.

"YOU DONT KNOW THAT! HE COULD POP OUT OF THE SNOW! LIKE DAISIES!" Sunshine paniced.

"...There...Is no snow."

"YOU DONT KNOW THAT!"

At that moment DJ walked through the door and all the girls glomped him except for Sunshine because Skittery was still blocking her and he blocked her view and she didnt know what was going on.

"DJ-DJ-DJ!" England screamed. "AQUA! KLOPPY! GONE? YES!"

"Great scott! What a predicament! I ALSO have tragic news!" DJ's eyes grew large and beautiful.

"Do tell!" Hippy was too cheerful for a time like this.

"Well, on the way home, CAT! was stolen!" There was a collective gasp when DJ continued.

"And there was a ransome!" He added. At his statement, Jack sat straight up and yelled.

"HOW. MUCH!"

"Err... Paper didn't say?"

Jack started to panic again, and Crutchy picked up the stress balls and threw them at Jack's head, once again knocking him out. Joker rushed to his side and frowned at Crutchy, shooting those lazor beams Boots had been talking about out of her eyes.

"Hey!" Crutchy squeaked. "Those stress balls really DO work! I'm magically STRESS FREE!" Crutchy did his infamous 'Charlie Brown' dance move and ran skipping down the halls. With, of course, the help from his crutch.

"Spot's not gonna be happy that his girl got stolded." Pie-Eater Pouted. Hah. Say THAT five times fast.

"Who learned YOU how to spoken!" Joker sneered. Pie-Eater pouted some more, and promptly plodded over to a corner to deeply, deeply, pout. Every once in a while you could hear sad, small "woo..."'s coming from Pie's corner.

"Why are our girls dissapearin'?" Snitch stroked his chin in thought. There was a collective 'hmm...' as everyone started thinking.

"Maybe it's a sign! Maybe girl newsies werent meant to BE!" Racetrack suggested. He was immideatly pummled with hats from every direction.

"Need. Kloppy! Aqua! Cat! Need! Ah! Ah!" England started hyperventalating at the absense of her friends and keeper of the Newsies Secret Headquaterts...er... Lodging House. Everyone watched as she sunk to the ground from lack of air.

"Y'know... If Kloppman were here, he'd give her some oxygen." Mush thought out loud. There was a collective "yeah..." and Racetrack finally opened a window and stuck Englands head out of it.

"Moooo..." She sighed as beautiful air entered her happy lungs.

"I BET THE DELANCEYS ARE STEALING THE GIRLS!" Hippy suggested... loudly.

"They've been gone since... the end of the strike," Skittery fondly remembered when he'd stuck his tongue out at them as they'd walked by.

"...REVENGE!" Hippy yelled.

"They're proally rich from gambling their faces off in that new state, Nevada." Switfy told them. "They dont WANT revenge."

"Poop." Hippy felt rejected and went to join Pie in his corner.

" Never fear! I will find your precious ladies!" DJ burst into conversation, sad and upset that the attention hadnt been on him for more than 2 minutes.

"Alright!" Mush cheered. All the other boys glared at Mush. He seemed oblivious that they'd all decided that they dont like DJ.

"I'll take the girls through the city and search!" DJ took 'Peter-Pan' stance as the girls flocked to him.

"DJ! I cant wait till we... find... wait... so... cute..." Sparks tried to speak to DJ but was sidetracked by his beauty.

"Focus!" Sparky smacked her friend on the back of the head.

"YES! CANTWAITTOFINDAQUA/KLOPPY/CAT!" Sparks quickly said before she was hypnotized by DJ's beauty again.

"Yes!" DJ said. "Let us be off!"

And the girls left the Lodging house, cooing and squealing over DJ's perfect sandy blonde locks.

As soon as the door shut, all the newsies jumped to their feet. Even, amazingly, Jack. and Pie. and Crutchy came back from dancing through the halls.

"I THINK HE DID IT!" They all said at once.

"It's only reasonable!" Blink nodded.

"Yeah! HE shows up and our girls start dissapearing like dinosaurs!" Dutchy frowned.

"... Dinosaurs? Dutchy?" Specs scoffed.

"SHUTUPILOVETHEM." Dutchy screamed.

"Wait... if we all think he did it, then why did we just let all the girls leave with him!" Mush started freaking out.

"...you're RIGHT!" Skittery gasped. There was a collective silence so heavy that Timothy the mouse regained his hearing and the Anonymous letter mumbled "youguysaredumb."

"OH CRAP!" the boys all screamed and scrambled towards the door.

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hhaaa. i bet you didnt think when i said danjack started stealing away the newsies girlfriends, he wouldnt LITERALLY steal them. im sly haha :D so i hoped you liked it? i didnt think when i wrote it. i just diid.

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