Chapter 4: The failures
This is the 4th chapter, I hope you like it. If you don't press the review button on the way off this page and tell me what I should change. If you do like it, press the review button and leave a review anyway. Also, thanks to ErinKenobi2893 for reviewing.
Yoda snuck into the rooms of all the clones to fight the droids the next day. He replaced their blasters with water guns.
The next day:
"Hey! These [censored] things only shoot water!" shouted Stater of the Obvious Bob 1.
"I guess we have to shoot at the droids anyway" shouted Stater of the Obvious Bob 2.
They shot at the battle droids, and too their amazement, the droids actually short circuited and blew up.
"Hey! These things actually work!" shouted not stater of the obvous Bob 1, who will be known simply as bob 1.
"I will contact the Temple and tell them of my recommendation to switch all clone units not on security jobs to water guns, as they are much cheaper," said unknown jedi who will probably die in a few minutes anyway, so why bother giving him a name?.
"It, damn," said Yoda, who had snuck aboard the ship to watch his prank.
At 3 in the morning…
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Wahooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"I have a bad feeling about this. Anyone who is making that kind of noise at 3 in the moring is obviously insane," said the real Obi-wan, not the doll. You got that? That was the real Obi-wan, not the doll.
There was then a loud crash that woke the other masters and all the knights and all the padawans and all the clones and all the mice and all the- what's that? You got it?
" What kind of [cenosored] idiot is crashing [censored] speeders at [censred] 3 in the [censored] morning?" shouted Mace Windu, who, as we found previously, does not like being woken in the wee hours of the morning.
There was only one kind of idiot that would do that and his name was…
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Anakin Skywalker!
"You [censored]! Why the hell am I always woken at 1, 2, or 3 in the morning by that [censored] doll or some kind of [censored] explosion? Hey, wait a minute! That was my speeder! Now I don't have to drive a pink speeder! But, you owe me a new one! Have it painted purple! Thanks for crashing my speeder, Ani. I love you!"
Anakin was slightly disturbed.
*in background* "I have a bad feeling about this. I have a bad I have a bad feel- I have a bad feeling about this"
"[insert you favorite curse word here, see I said that instead of censored, isn't that a nice change?], I left my doll with the younglings again. We won't get another lick of sleep for the rest of the night.
Sorry this chapter was so short, I am starting to run out of ideas. Anyway, press the review button and tell me what was good and what I should change. I will consider any prank suggestions.
SCORE:
Yoda: 4
Obi-wan: 2
Mace: 2
Anakin: 2