D Brothers conversation. Hope this is enjoyableeeee~~

Disclaimer: Not my characters

"No meat on this side either?" Came the lingering question. Luffy swerved in his seat as he waited for Ace to receive his drink. Ace shook his head.

"Not over here either, Luffy." He said and turned towards his brother. "Tell me, what were you expecting from this whole trip?" They eyed each other for a moment or two. Luffy looked up at the ceiling and replied:

"A place with a lot of meat, maybe a fun house with lots of jumpers! Or maybe we'd hang out with your friend Marco and all the others!" Ace had to chuckle to himself. His brother still possessed that innocent charm. "I'm guessing it's none of those?"

"Well, we'll be seeing Marco for sure, the other two, not so much." Ace thanked the bartender for the drink and tipped him. He turned towards the crowd, the set-up the exact same on the other side. He gulped down his drink rather quickly and gasped. "God, that's some good stuff! Sure you don't want any?"

"I rather have it with some meat. Is Sanji going to cook for us after this?" Like Ace knew something like that.

"We'll see." The two observed the others, instead of barely clothed women, there were barely clothed men. They ranged from very buff to the average skinny. Ace noticed that even now, his brother hadn't caught anything worth his eye. He sighed and placed his cup back on the counter top and nudged Luffy. "Ay, I think one of the guys is scopin' you." Luffy blinked, turning to his brother.

"What do you mean?" He asked, frowning somewhat. Ace raised a brow at his brother and laughed.

"I mean one of those guys in the corner is lookin' your way."

"Why? Do they want something?"

"Maybe they want to talk to you?"

"Then they can come over here and talk to me. Or do I have to get up?" Ace couldn't help but laugh louder. He sat up straight and turned fully towards Luffy.

"You seriously don't know what I mean?" he asked, not too surprised. Luffy shrugged. He began picking his nose and huffed. "Hm, I guess that's to be expected of you." Ace had to think. He didn't want to leave his brother alone if Marco had come along requesting a room for them together, and he surely didn't want Luffy coming with them and watching from the corner. He had to find someone or some people to entertain Luffy while he was gone. Ace had to make sure this person was at least enjoyable or along those lines of Luffy's taste. He only saw borderline sex machines and low-class boys that weren't worth the talk.

Neither spoke for what seemed like hours. Ace had hung his head, giving up his search for the best male courtesan to please his brother.

"Pick that head of yours up." Ace opened his eyes and did as the voice had told him.

"Hi, Marco!" Luffy said quickly. Marco smiled at Luffy.

"Call me "Phoenix" here, alright?" he winked. Luffy giggled and nodded.

"That's a funny name, but okay, Marco!" Both Ace and Marco exchanged their smiles. It's Luffy both their faces said.

"Oi, Phoenix, before I forget, you know any good guys around here that can satisfy my little brother while we're busy?" Luffy leaned towards the two, Marco sinking into thought.

"By 'satisfy' do you mean…sexually or just entertaining?" Marco looked at the two. Luffy frowned slightly, not sure what these two were trying to get him into. Ace glanced at Luffy and then back at Marco.

"I would think just entertaining, but I wouldn't deny my brother any sexual fun as well."

"Oi!" Luffy huffed hurriedly. Ace shrugged. Marco turned from the brothers and scanned the crowd. He knew everyone there was to know, but for someone who could entertain Ace's younger brother seemed a bit tricky. From what he already knew, Luffy needed someone that could understand him on his level of thinking, yet still be charming in his eyes. He smiled when remembering the obvious choice.

"Ah, Luffy. You'll want to talk to the one we like to call "Bushido". He's easy to spot due to his odd green hair. Interested?" Luffy hunched his shoulders and tilted his head to the side. He wasn't too sure himself, but remembering that Marco had mentioned 'green hair' sort of had him curious.

"I guess so." He said flatly and hopped off his seat. "Where is he?" Ace gave Marco a thankful wink.

"I have to fetch him first, but you can come with me."