Thanks everyone who's been following the drabbles. ^-^ Special thanks to cmdrtekk, Starfire201, StarSwoop, Rob Lockster, Kick-Aft, and EmotionallyInconsistent for reviewing, and special special thanks to dixiegurl13 and lildevil425 for making a suggestion for a future chapter!
Well, I'm sorry that this one's short, but I simply didn't think it needed anything else added to it. ^^; Hope you enjoy!
Note: If anyone wants to check out the list and give me suggestions for the next set of rules, I'd happily accept and apply where appropriate. ^-^ Thanks!
Disclaimer: Do not own.
Decepticon transmission detected.
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"-no. Just, no. Absolutely not. What do you mean, why? Because it's pointless, possibly dangerous, and contrary to what that human told you, utterly repulsive. No, I am not going to come over there and feel them. It's disgusting. And if something goes wrong with the upgrade, I'm the one who's gonna have to explain to Starscream why we have to get a new wing mate. Yes, we'd replace you that easily. No, I am not going to change my mind. Stop whining, and come back to base before I come over there and drop a cluster bomb on the fragging squishy and report this whole thing to Starscream. Why would you even want to modify yourself to add human anatomy? No, no, don't answer that. I don't want to know. And quit calling me TC. Over and out."
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Skywarp's List
5. You are not allowed to modify yourself to have silicone breasts. Stop talking to humans.