So, I know I promised episode recaps, but there have been so many new pairings this season (canon and non-canon) that I had to write another set of pairings for this story! Review please!
Quinn/Sam:
Like Barbie and Ken: disgustingly perfect.
Brittany/Artie:
Like a cliché that ends miserably.
Kurt/Sam:
Three important words: Locker. Room. Sex.
Artie/Sunshine:
Asian fetish, Asian fetish, Asian fetish.
Will/Bieste:
She deserves someone; he is someone.
Emma/Carl:
He came with Clorox and love.
Burt/Carole:
The most deserving couple on TV.
Kurt/Karofsky:
Repression, desperation, and a beautiful boy.
Mike/Tina:
She doesn't just love his abs.
Puck/Sam:
Balls do fit in his mouth!
David/Wes:
Straight my ass; they're in love.
Karofsky/Azimio:
Even douche bags deserve happy endings.
Puck/Artie:
They make each other better people.
Rachel/Sunshine:
Two short divas searching for love.
Kurt/Blaine:
Yes, yes, thank Grilled Cheesus, yes!