AN: Thanks for "flaming" me! I just feel like I need to clear this up before too many people waste their time about this subject: This story isn't meant to be original, creative, or even really that good. I'm just making this for fun and as a joke for my friends. That being said, thanks for having the guts to share your opinion. And yeah, I will be honest, Gold isn't even close to being original. I don't care about that though. Oh, and sorry for the exteremely short chapter, I'll update tomorrow.

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Brittany and I went to McGonagall and told her that Draco and Ebony were in the Forbidden Forest. The next thing we knew, Dumbledore, Ebony, and Draco were walking out of the forest.

"OMG, your sister doesn't look even slightly ashamed about this." Brittany said, rolling her eyes.

I nodded, unable to believe that they actually had been doing it. They skipped quite a few bases.