fan: dot and skippy, do you like each other?
skippy: if you mean as friends than yes.
dot: yea, im not into him, im more into guys with pecks and beautiful eyes.
fan: yakko, how long did it take to memorize all the lines for yakko's world?
Yakko: it took a few months, i couldn't remember how to say some of the countries so i had to spend a whole day saying each word until i knew how to say it right.
fan: warners, which was your favorite cartoon you did?
Yakko: i liked doing space probed. forign films are awesome.
Dot: i liked im cute, cause it was about how cute i am.
wakko: I liked the one where we were in the candy store. except for when i threw up after filming it for eating a bunch of chocolate.
Dot: diiiiiiiiscusting!
Yakko: yea that was gross.
fan: slappy, what gets on your nerves the most?
slappy: not having enough ammo to blow up the things that get on my nerves.
skippy: but youv'e never ran outta ammo.
slappy: yea i make sure i don't. so it won't happen.
fan: brain, what is your iq?
brain: it is precisely 196, which is obviously smarter than anyone else reading this.
Pinky: i thought it was 16OW!
brain: NO PINKY IT IS 196!
pinky: oh ok brain.
fan: hello nurse, what is your iq?
hello nurse: my iq is 192.
fan: pinky, are you secretly smart?
pinky: I don't know its a secret. i don't know many secrets, cause i blab them out to much NARF! hahaha.
fan: rita and runt, do you like each other?
runt: yea i definitely like rita shes a good dog. definitely good dog.
rita: hes alright for a dumbbell.
runt: im not a dumbbell ima shepherd, definitely, definitely a shepherd.
fan: minerva, how many boys have oodled over you?
minerva: oh I've stopped counting a long while ago, at 356 i think.
panda bear:dear yakko wakko and dot,
How come you guy's left us behind? The 21st centery is in need of you.
wakko: i'm confused.
dot: when arn't you, but yea i have no idea what they are talking about.
yakko: wait a sec are they talking about...
dot:what yakko? what are they talking about?
yakko: they are talking about...nothing i know about.
dot: ugh i hate it when you do that!
yakko: why do you think i do it?