Welcome back to the Literal catastrophe that is Educational TV Survivor. We
actually have an intruder on the island so the next elimination game is…
Kill the bastard intruder!
We have identified the intruder too; it's the little Pikachu bitch! Face and Pooh have seemed to developed a team to destroy the bastard. Ok…
On your marks…
Get set…
GO!
And they're off to catch Pikachu. Let's see how they're doing…
And Face is off on a speeding pace toward Pikachu as he blasts a rocket at the little shit. Oh He missed and hit Elmo. "AHHHHHHHHHH ELMO'S ON FIRE! ELMO'S ON FIRE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SOME BODY PUT OUT GOD DAMN IT!"
Uh oh, here comes Blue, with a large wooden board, to help put him out. Blue is beating Elmo with a large wooden board as Po watches, babbling something. Blue has killed Elmo by beating him to death. Elmo's blood is flowing everywhere…His blood is…. Pink. Oh well, Hey what's Po doing? She is taking the alien device and aiming the satellite at the sky. A large spaceship is flying by the island. It appears the other Teletubbies are inside. A large laser beam is popping out of the top of the spaceship…. Ok so Po and the Teletubbies have killed Pikachu with a giant laser beam. Ok so I guess that makes Po the winner of the game. Oh my god Pooh and Blue seem to be arguing about something…. They're fighting now and…Yes Blue has Torn Pooh's Arm off! Well that seems to be all the time and limbs we have for now but tune in next time on Educational TV Survivor.
Po
Face
Pooh
Blue
Kill the bastard intruder!
We have identified the intruder too; it's the little Pikachu bitch! Face and Pooh have seemed to developed a team to destroy the bastard. Ok…
On your marks…
Get set…
GO!
And they're off to catch Pikachu. Let's see how they're doing…
And Face is off on a speeding pace toward Pikachu as he blasts a rocket at the little shit. Oh He missed and hit Elmo. "AHHHHHHHHHH ELMO'S ON FIRE! ELMO'S ON FIRE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SOME BODY PUT OUT GOD DAMN IT!"
Uh oh, here comes Blue, with a large wooden board, to help put him out. Blue is beating Elmo with a large wooden board as Po watches, babbling something. Blue has killed Elmo by beating him to death. Elmo's blood is flowing everywhere…His blood is…. Pink. Oh well, Hey what's Po doing? She is taking the alien device and aiming the satellite at the sky. A large spaceship is flying by the island. It appears the other Teletubbies are inside. A large laser beam is popping out of the top of the spaceship…. Ok so Po and the Teletubbies have killed Pikachu with a giant laser beam. Ok so I guess that makes Po the winner of the game. Oh my god Pooh and Blue seem to be arguing about something…. They're fighting now and…Yes Blue has Torn Pooh's Arm off! Well that seems to be all the time and limbs we have for now but tune in next time on Educational TV Survivor.
Po
Face
Pooh
Blue