Testorone Boys and Harlequin Girls
a u t h o r s. n o t e::Well..Neji's gets what he deserves..muahaha. Anyways..thanks people who reviewed! Anyways, I'll only answer the questions you guys ask..so yeah..
>>DarkAngelRakell::Yes, this is AU, though it still takes place in another version of Kohonagakure. Everyone's either sixteen, seventeen, or eighteen, so it's somewhat like the Shippuuden.
d i s c l a i m e r:: I do not own the song 'Lying is the Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off' or 'Naruto//Naruto:Shippuuden'
c h a p t e r. y o n
It was a bright and early, Saturday morning, as a groan came from a large fluffy white pillow. Green eyes poked out of it as Sakura rolled over feeling a very large warm lump right next to her, automatically knowing it must be Tenten, Sakura pulled the covers over her head. She soon heard her door slam open as Sakura felt the covers being pulled off of her.Sitting up, Sakura's eyes blinked several times, as she saw Tenten looking at her. "Hey..Rise and shine."
"Tenten..what are you doing?I thought you were sleeping.." Sakura yawned as Tenten looked at her awkwardly. Sakura's eyes were become shocked as she jumped out of her bed,seeing the lump right next to her as she clung onto Tenten.
"I slept on the floor last night...didn't you remember?" Tenten questioned as Sakura quickly shook her head.
A sigh escaped the lips of Tenten as she yanked the sheet away revealing a pair of figures alseep on her bed. Looking closer Sakura's eyes widened at the sight. A black chicken haired Sasuke and the chocolate long haired Neji were asleep right next to each other, Sakura's face turned light pink as she looked at her alike friend who was as equally as red.
"Tenten..can you tell me what happened exactly last night?" Sakura questioned as Tenten nodded.
"Well..after the race..."
Last Night...
"Tenten! This sucks..." Sakura complained as a blush formed over her cheeks as Tenten helped Sakura onto the bed.
"C'mon Sakura, I thought you were sober.." Tenten said as she plopped Sakura onto the bed as she fell onto the bed.
"I promised Neji, I'll be sober! What's so bad about wine coolers?" Sakura shouted as she looked down onto the floor.
Tenten sighed as she allowed Sakura to sleep on her bed. Smiling, Tenten quickly picked up her cell phone and decided to call a few people. She stepped out of the room for a brief second as she heard a male's voice.
"Hey..Lee? Can you call Neji and Uchiha Sasuke? You do have their phone numbers right? I needed them to come to Sakura-chan's house. Eh? They're with you? What? They're drunk?" Tenten said slightly shocked as she lightly smiled with a slight confusion. "All righty bring them to Sakura's house, and I don't care if they're drunk." she nodded as she pressed the red button and peeked inside Sakura's room.
Sakura was there, laying on her bed looking depressed as Tenten slowly walked in. "C'mon, Sakura! You have a different hot boyfriend now!" she said as Sakura turned away as she sniffed lightly.
"So what? He rejected me until we got into High School.." Sakura said softly as she hugged her plushed pillow. She looked down with a slight dispair as she was laying on her stomach, kicking her feet back and forth looking at the wall.
"Seriously..just because my hair was that short back then..he kept hanging out with that whore Karin. Sheesh..I liked Neji ever since we got into high school..."
Tenten wasn't listening to her complaints, as she rushed up to the window, seeing a bright green car approaching the front of Sakura's house. She smiled as Sakura was on the verge of falling asleep, as Tenten quickly took advantaged of it and began running off. Sakura blinked as her vision began to get blurry as she soon fell asleep.
As Tenten helped a drunkened Neji on her shoulder, Lee did the same thing to Sasuke as they helped carry him upstairs. "So you were able to get him to drink, Lee?" Tenten questioned as Lee grinned, flashing a shiny smile as he held up a thumb.
"Yeah. Naruto-kun decided to have a drinking game with us, and invited Neji and his group along, since he knew Neji was angry that he lost." Lee explained as he plopped Sasuke onto the bed, not hurting Sakura, as Tenten did the same thing, making Neji's arm hold Sakura's waist.
Tenten smiled as she thanked Lee as he walked off to his Lamborgini, as Tenten walked towards Sakura's closet as she reached up and yanked out a futon. "Tenten? Are you going to sleep on the floor?" Sakura yawned, as Tenten smiled as she quickly nodded, noticing Sakura's drunkened fatigue.
"Yeah, yeah! Now go to sleep.." Tenten said nervously as she motioned her hands to make Sakura sleep as she heard light snoring from Sakura as she plopped onto her futon and turned off the lights...
"So..you and Lee were the ones who did it?!" Sakura nearly screamed.
"Well..I wanted to see if you would actually murmur Neji's name while you're sleeping." Tenten smiled as Sakura's eyes were demonic, as her hair was floating in the air like how static was attracted to it.
"You were literally thinking to take a picture of me sleeping near Neji-kun and Sasuke, to show to Ino huh?" the demonic Sakura questioned cracking her knuckles as Tenten shook her head.
Bullseye. Tenten actually wanted to make Sakura hug Sasuke in order to have her get over Neji's loss. Simply, Tenten was being a bit cruel..since she did like Neji, a tiny bit longer than Sakura..maybe for..two more years perhaps? The only main thing getting Sakura to even like Sasuke again is to take out one person..yes people, it's Karin.
Karin's been infatuated with Sasuke ever since the end of middle school, when he had to work on a stupid biology project on snakes with her, Hozuki Suigetsu, and Jugo. She constantly stalks him, even though she's not even in any of his classes. He was practically annoyed with her, and she kept being like a Sakura-clone. It was hard to tell, if Sasuke liked either of the girls back, but what matters more if he likes Sakura.
A deep voice groaned underneath the sheets, seeing Sasuke curled up into a ball, as Neji faced the girls sleeping like a newborn baby. Nearly busting out laughing, Tenten motioned Sakura to get changed in her closet. As Sakura changed into a pair of ripped jeans, and a light blue tank top, Sakura was trying not to crack up at the reaction when they awaken.
Onyx colored eyes popped open, as the chicken head Sasuke sat up, holding his head, as he looked around his surroundings. Blinking, Sasuke saw pink fluff standing there with a mix of brown. Sasuke shook his head, his vision clearly saw Sakura, and her friend Tenten. "Sakura?" he questioned as he tried to get up, accidentally putting his hand on Neji's waist. Sasuke froze up as he looked down, he saw Neji, in a deep sleep, as he jumped off the bed. "Damn it."
Laughing, Sakura fell on the floor as Sasuke crawled up to her and was on top of her, looking at her slightly seductively. "Well,well, well..lucky me..I don't need to hunt you down." he whispered as Sakura blinked as she looked away. She knew Neji was right there, and he was dead asleep. Sakura looked at Tenten, as she saw her face turning red in embarassment as she tried to help Neji up without awakening him.
A light groan was heard in the room, as Neji's eyes flashed open, as he sat up like Sasuke did and held his forehead, hating having a hangover in the morning. His eyes tried adjusting to the light, as he took notice the scent around him was cherry blossoms, which was unfortunately Sakura's scent. He looked to see Sasuke on top of Sakura, and Tenten trying to pull him out of the room. Slightly confused, Neji looked down, as he remembered he betted his own girlfriend against a rookie street racer.
"Sakura.." Neji said looking at Sakura on the ground, as he arose, not saying a word as he walked towards the door, not bothering to cure his hangover. He simply didn't like the sight of something he had lost. He had to get over Sakura by playing the idiotic drinking game that Naruto invited him to. "I will get you back..I promise.."
Before even Sakura could react, Sasuke's face was a mere centimeters away from hers, as she smelt the alcohol emitting from Sasuke. She was slightly disguisted, but she was used to the smell, since her father usually carried nearly the same scent. Her cheeks soon burned up as Sasuke looked at her as he moved his face closer towards her, until he stopped and looked up.
"Uchiha." Neji said as he stood there, not bothering to face the three of them."From two weeks from now, I challenge you to a drift race. Winner..gets Sakura." he said with a slight determination as he continued to walk towards the front door, as Sakura pushed Sasuke off of her as she tried to run after him.
Before she can, Sakura saw Tenten run after her as her eyes widened as she plopped to the floor. Was her own friend in love with her ex? That's what the pink haired teen thought as she saw Sasuke standing up as he approached Sakura and stood in front of her as he held out his hand.
"Here." he said as Sakura looked at him and then looked down with utter disappointment as she hesitantly took his hand and got up. "Since Neji challenges me to a drift race..then can you..." he trailed off, knowing that if he got on his 'girlfriend' 's good side, she would be willing to teach him. He did see Sakura drift at one time, against Ino, for fun of course, and she was pretty good, despite her being hot tempered and somewhat obsessive.
"Can I..." Sakura repeated looking at Sasuke oddly.
"Damn it..Can you teach me how to drift?" Sasuke questioned looking away slightly angry about asking such an embarassing question.
Sakura's emerald eyes batted with a slight confusion in her eyes, as she repeated his question in her head. The Sasuke, she knew was arrogant enough to do pretty much anything by himself. Except when he needs medical help of course. She looked down and remembered she only drifted a few times ever since she was fifteen. Looking at Sasuke she nodded. "Fine.." she murmured.
"Good..C'mon.." Sasuke said taking Sakura's hand and leading her out of her room.
"Ah! Where are we going?" Sakura questioned as she tried to keep up with her new boyfriend's speed.
"I'm supposed to call the dobe to pick me up and drive us to his house. I left my car there as well as I have to change my clothes." Sasuke stated as he stopped seeing something a bit strange as he motioned Sakura to stay behind a wall near the doorway.
The door was fully opened with a clear view of Tenten looking at Neji as she pushed herself on him as she was lightly crying. The whole scene with Tenten in tears, clearly looked like a dramatic confessing scene from a television drama that women would usually watch. Tenten looked at Neji as she lightly tiptoed to kiss him straight on the lips.
Sakura's eyes widened at her own friend kissing her ex. She knew it. Her friend sunk so low just for her own selfishness. Sakura pressed her back on the white wall as she slid down to the wooden floor as tears formed in her eyes. Sasuke was whispering on his cell phone, now seeing Sakura in tears. His onyx colored eyes looked into Sakura's broken green eyes. Not bothering to care anymore, Sasuke hung up on Naruto, as he peeked outside.
Neji was embracing Tenten, now giving her a kiss in return. The Uchiha boy couldn't believe it with his own two eyes. His focus went from Sakura to Neji and Tenten. He slightly winced at the sight as he closed his eyes.
"I will take her away from you again...this time..for good."
a u t h o rs. n o t e:: Okay. Since I'm going to Hawaii, I will indeed take my laptop. By the time I'll come back, I'll most likelu to have two or three chapters to post up at the same time. I've been working out a tiny writer's block since last night(July 14th) since I had to dress up to go to my cousin's 18th birthday party(aka Debut). I'll try my best to try and get internet access while I'm there, so don't go complaining to me if I'm late in posting.