Sorry Chapter 4 took so long. My teachers have been forcing random essays and projects on me lately, which in turn put me into a state of writer's block and a state of not being able to watch DMC. Heartbreaking, isn't it? Anyway...

Disclaimer: Not mine, I don't own anything. Nada. Zilch. Zippo. Nichts.

"Mr. Gibbs!" Jack yelled later that morning.

"Aye, Jack?"

"Change course. Set sail east and don't stop until you reach land. Oh, and bring me some more rum." Jack commanded his first mate.

Normally, Gibbs would follow his orders, but since Jack didn't tell him where they were going...

"Tortuga?" he asked.

"No, not Tortuga. Now go. Shoo."

"Port Royal?"

"No."

"Tia Dalma?"

"NO! That stupid jar full of rum she gave me didn't help our little problem."

"That's because you drank it. But when did she give ye that?"

"Remember the long break between chapters 3 and-"

Suddenly, the authoress stepped in and slapped Jack. Hard. "No breaking the fourth wall!" She then disappeared in a puff of smoke.

"Not sure I deserved that." Jack changed his tone after recieving another threatning glare. "I mean...er...last week remember?" Jack reminded him, rubbing his cheek.

"Oh...yes...of course." Gibbs said, playing along to avoid a similar fate to Jack's.

One Day Later...

Well, the ship hit land, but not to many recognized the island. Everyone except Jack.

"Everyone below deck, you can come back when I say so." Captain Jack Sparrow said, holding the most recent Elmo at arm's length in a net with his pistol pointed at it.

"If you're going to leave that on the island, wouldn't it still be able to find us? I mean it is a navy spy." Ragetti chimed in.

"Oh drop it, I still say its from hell." Pintel cut him off, leding him to the lower deck.

So, Jack took it out onto the island, and threw it in the sand. "Elmo loves you." Elmo said, giggling. Jack shot at it multiple times, and ran for his life. As if the cannibals were chasing him. As if there was only one bottle of rum left in the world and-...well you get it.

Jack sailed the ship around to the opposite side of the island, and let them get back on course the next day. That is, as soon as the drums stopped beating.

Well, there's chapter 4. It may not have been as great as the others, but I did my best. Chapter 5 may be up later, which will be short, but it will be what the cannibals did AFTER they found Elmo.