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Please Review. Sorry for the delay I have just got back to University and am trying to juggle this and work again. Also thanks to gleek-lw (I think that's how it is spelled) for the prompt of Kurt getting lost- you're awesome!
Blaine smiled as he found another bow tie he wanted. Shopping with Brittany was fun. She had let him pick up anything he like despite the price and he now had in his basket eight bow ties, three pairs of suspenders and a pair of neon sunglasses.
He couldn't wait to show Kurt what he had discovered. Glancing around and only spotting Brittany talking to the really shy lady posing Blaine grew worried and rushed to talk to Brittany. Interrupting her conversation with the rude woman Blaine blurted.
'Where's Kurt? I haven't seen him since you dragged me off to the bow ties.' He startled Brittany with his sudden appearance while her friend stood unfazed.
'Blaine I'm speaking here, you can't just interrupt us. We were having a really important conversation about how I could get Lord Tubbington to quit smoking.' Brittany huffed but she too looked around for Kurt. She didn't want to lose her dolphins they hadn't even finished learning about the human world. They wouldn't survive.
'What am I going to do with you two? Sorry Vicky I have to go find a naughty dolphin.' Brittany sighed, and grabbing Blaine's arm they wandered around the shop to try and find Kurt. The mannequin remained unmoved. 'Kurt couldn't get himself into too much trouble right?' thought Blaine.
Elsewhere in n the store…
Hearing Kurt's heartfelt outburst Mercedes stopped her tough demeanour and grins at a baffled Kurt still holding the skinny jeans to his chest as if scared she'll take them.
'You got that right darling, now if you want to wear them jeans you're going to need an equally fabulous shirt, ooh and shoes.' Mercedes exclaimed gesturing to the jeans.
'What?' Kurt repeated feeling confused- she wasn't taking his jeans away?
'Sweetie, despite what your outfit says about your taste in clothes I don't have to call the fashion police to arrest you.' Kurt quickly interrupted her in a panic.
'Police! These aren't my clothes they're Brittany's she's the one that needs to be arrested not me.' He cried.
Mercedes laughed at his scared expression, Kurt looked like a pitiful kitten all innocent and big eyes full of wonder. He knew Brittany though, and with blue eyes and the same childlike view of the world.
'He's so similar to her maybe they're cousins' thought Mercedes 'Well this is great, we could recruit him to join New Directions. Then we'll have enough members.' Keeping calm she tried to relax Kurt from his frazzled state, if he was like Brittany she wouldn't want to deal with him getting upset- you felt horrible.
'I believe you honey. But for now, as I can't help Brittany I'll help you get the rest of the clothes you'll need. I won't tell the fashion police if you come with me. I'm goin' to make you look fabulous' Mercedes cheerfully claimed, and she grabbed Kurt's arm and dragged him towards the sale items.
After looking through all the pretty clothes with Mercedes, Kurt entered the dressing room to try them on. It was only once the thick curtain separated them that Kurt finally gained enough courage to question Mercedes with a question he anxiously wanted to know the answer to.
'Mercedes…N-now that we're friends y-you won't turn me in right?' He stuttered. Outside his changing room Mercedes grew confused.
'Turn you in?'
'To the fashion police, I mean I knew the outfit was bad but I didn't want to say anything to Brittany as she's tried so hard to help me and Blaine. I didn't want to upset her.' Kurt muffled as he struggled into a jumper.
Oh he took her seriously. Walking closer to the curtain that separated them Mercedes reassured Kurt from outside.
'No, I won't turn you in.' Trying to stifle her laughter she continue. 'I would never turn my friends in to the fashion police especially if you were only wearing that outfit to make Brittany happy, but who's Blaine?'
Kurt pounced from behind the curtain to hug her. He knew she was one of the nice humans. Letting go of her and spinning slowly around so she could see the outfit, tight skinny jeans and a creamy form fitting sweater, he answered her question.
'My boyfriend, he's amazing, we were supposed to be shopping together with Brittany but I lost them in this place. It's so big.' He responded with an airy giggle.
'Well why don't you get changed and we can find them then buy your clothes. If you're lost to them they will be worried. ' Mercedes replied, Kurt was nice but if he was like Brittany then Blaine would be the one looking after the money to buy the clothes.