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Chapter 4: Some fan girls are dumb asses

Cobi's P.O.V

Raeden, Sasori, Deidara Tobi and I went to this city...town...village, whatever you call 'em's after we were assessed by Sasori and Deidara. How did that go? Well lets just say Tobi was sent with us by Pein to babysit us... supposedly me...so I don't mess up the mission... hey Raeden's part Asian, she knows about that kung fu-fui, me I only know street fighting, so when I tried to punch Deidara in the stomach, he ended up punching me in the eye.

But, I actually think I made a close friend today, and Raeden to. Mine's being Tobi, and Raeden...Sasori? Yup, I don't even know. When Tobi and I got punched by Deidara and Raeden at the same time, we knew it was the start of a new, and stupidly, ridiculous friendship. And Raeden and Sasori became friends when...wait I don't know...they just clicked, and as for Raeden and Deidara, it was more of an awkward yet...flirting friendship.

"So... who's art is better?" Deidara asked...the accursed question...mostly directed to Raeden who was sitting on the inn bed (one of thee two beds in the room Raeden and I shared. For some reason they decided to hang out in our room...if you can call what's about to happen hanging out)...him sitting there with her. She looked terrified (very calm) but she answered,

"I think both are good in its own way, because both art are beautiful and at the and of the day, they're all art...and art is beautiful.." Raeden said...well played my cousin...well dodged to.

"Thats bull shit." I guess I was wrong, "My art is way better then that eternal crap." Deidara continued (Raeden's reaction 0_o 'huh?' )

"What you're saying is bull shit Deidara, my art is better, she was just being nice." Sasori stated,

"Tobi thinks Deidara and Sasori sempai are just being mean...Tobi thinks all arts are good! But Tobi's more scared of Sasori sempai, so his is best."

"Shut the fuck up you overgrown lollipop." Deidara replied to Tobi's statement. And after about an hour of this argument, I got tired of sitting in the corner trying not to get in the middle of this confrontation.

My mind drifted off, but I came to the weirdest conclusion...I am way better looking then Sasori... Its true " I am way better looking then Sasori."

"*gasp* Who told you that lie!?"... a girl, with a group of girls...who some how appeared, questioned my statement...but I paid them no mind,

"It's true, I mean, we might look exactly alike, but I am way better looking." I replied,

"What the hell, you just said you and Sasori both look exactly a like, how can you look more attractive?" Raeden asked,

"Why am I in the middle of this?" Sasori asked,

"Tobi thinks Cobi is wrong...but Tobi knows he's better looking then Deidara sempai." Tobi said grinning, how do I know...we just have that bond.

"Not after I finish blowing you up into smithereens." Deidara said completely mono-toned.

"So Deidara-Sempai admits it!" Tobi said before he is chased down by Deidara.

"I mean I can barely tell you guys apart sometimes,"

"That put a big dent in our friend ship." Sasori replied to Raeden's statement.

"I meant appearance wise, not persona...I would never do that to you Sasori...never."

"You are forgiven."

"I know...but I don't think these odd bitches can tell them apart." Raeden replied to Sasori.

"Of course, we can...the real Sasori is...um...um,"

"Well, damn, so after that conversation, you dumb asses don't know who's the real Sasori?" Raeden rudely said to the dumb asses.

"Its harder then you think!" one of the fan girls shouted.

" Move it, move it, I got this...what the fuck...um that one!" Deidara said pointing at me... oh mother of God, what the fuck...SASORI HAS ON A CLOAK FOR GOD DAMNED SAKE!

"YAY! SO THAT WAS THE REAL SASORI! GET HIM!~" The fan girls shouted, when I realized they were running after me? THE DEMONS ARE RUNNING AFTER ME!~ I ran for about an hour (5 minutes) completely on adrenalin, and for some reason I bumped into Zetsu...and Hidan...and Kakuzu...My worst nightmares!~ And after another hour ( 5 minutes) of running from them, I hid in an utility closet for... no reason ...what so ever...I wasn't scared... Then I returned to our hotel room,

"Is this when Tobi says gold fish?"

"Its poker you jack ass." Deidara said glaring at Tobi because of his statement.

"So while I was gone, you guys were playing poker!?"

"Yeah, but hey, it's your dream." Raeden said, "Its your dream, your dream, BUZZZZ~ BUZZZ~"

"The fuck?"

"Cobi, Cobi? COBI!"

"WHAT-WHAT-WHAT?!" I said being shaken by Raeden.

"Your phone," Raeden said holding up my IPhone 4s...wait I still had that?

"Where was that?" I asked,

"It was in your pants pocket...mines was in my jacket pocket."

"Holy shit, that's great, but um, why did you let those fan girl demons chase me?" I asked her,

"What the hell? you probably was dreaming."

"Anyway, but hey, wheres Sasori, Deidara and Tobi?" I asked when I finally realized how quite it was.

"Deidara, I don't know. Sasori went looking for more people to turn into puppets, and Tobi went to the lil good boy's room." Raeden replied.

"Great now we don't have to explain the whole phone thing."

"That's all you were worrying about?" Raeden asked,

"Well yeah, why?"

"They left us here..."

"Yeah and?"

"WITH NO FOOD~!"

"Oh shit,"

Light: My chapter down now Ari's next, *whispers* admit it, mines was best right :3

Neo: What ever you dean bat -_-

Peri: Well hey, each chapter gets better and better so~ REVIEW! Or else you'll be chased by Saso- Fan girls...and Kakuzu...and Zetsu...and Kisame?...What ever!

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