EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON
HERACROSS
VERSUS
PINSIRRRRRR!
BEGIN!
Pinsir: Alright, horn-head, let's get this over with.
Because we both know in the end who's gonna win.
You've got one big horn? So? I've got two!
They're made for ripping epic fails like you.
I've got Mold Breaker so screw Levitaters
I've also got Guillotine so screw all the haters
Come at me, I can rip your head clean off, just like this! {Rips Ash's head off.}
While you stare in amazement.
{Heracross stares in amazement.}
Pinsir: I can see you're amazed, and surprised, from your eyes
So now I'm locked and loaded... say your goodbyes.
Heracross: Hey, there, eaten too much sugar punk?
You should calm down, and then shut the fudge up.
I don't care if you've got Guillotine, so stop its mention
It hits 30% of the time, I ain't feeling tension.
Go back to Kanto, we Johto'ers don't need you.
You say you can beat me? You couldn't even squash a Beedrill!
So just get out of my sight, and take the next flight home
And next time we battle, remember you can't beat stone
But I've got Close Combat, so I'm the better fighter.
You mad bro? I'm the better rap writer!
Pinsir: No, I'm not mad, or glad, or sad
You sounded like a drunk second-grader, with all the crap raps you had
I win you lose let's face it you runt
I've won this already, I squashed your nuts.
Heracross: Pff, you wish you could win, but you can't.
You've got anger issues, this is just one of your rants.
You're a big fat bug who needs an evolution!
I'll use Stone Edge, start the revolution.
Pinsir: With these short verse bursts, I'll Pinsir-slap your face!
It's quality, not quantity, your words ain't no race
Just stop spitting words at me because I DON'T GIVE A CRAP!
Now step aside idiot, and let me rap.
Heracross: I'm done rapping against a 4-year-old, see ya.
If you come at me again I'll throw you in a tree, yeah.
When you return to Kanto tell 'em all that I destroyed you.
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
This battle was suggested by Raikou927. Thanks, Raikou!
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