Seto and Ice Cream

A/N: Oh wow… I haven't updated in forever xD Well, I did get more involved into the visual arts but oh well be happy you're at least getting this.

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His patience was wearing thin. "Come on, Seto! I want some ice cream!" whined Mokuba in that nasally voice of his. "Mokuba, for the last time big brother has work and can't take you to go get some frozen treats. Now go watch Spongebob or something," said Seto trying his best not to scream. "But Seto, you've been working for ages!" Mokuba practically screeched. "Fine, Mokuba! We'll go to Dairy Queen and get some ice cream," Seto said through clenched teeth as he slammed his palms on his desk. "Yeah! Alright, I'll go get my shoes on!" sang Mokuba as he happily skipped away. "Sometimes I want to sick Blue-Eyes on that kid," murmured Seto as he tried to choose an outfit that wasn't too flashy. A big CEO showing up at such a low-class place as Dairy Queen wasn't good for his reputation or for avoiding the paparazzi. He settled for his especially "low profile" coat with shimmering gems and foil duel monster cards all over it. It was definitely going to keep his identity a secret because Seto Kaiba would never dress like that. Ironically he shows up to most important occasions in that coat.

"Hello welcome to Dairy Queen, how may I help you?" asked the cashier named Mark. Mark was a girl. "I would like an ice cream sundae!" exclaimed Mokubutt. "And you, sir?" Mark asked Seto. "I'll just take a small vanilla cone," Brock, I mean, Seto said. "OH MY GOD, IS THAT SETO FREAKING KAIBA?!" some nerdy girl shrieked. Within milliseconds, a flash mob had appeared. "Here's your food, enjoy," Mark handed them their food and they sprinted to their car.

Once safely back home, Mokuba began to dig into his sundae while Seto was more or less trying to kill his like he would a puppy. Basically, he was smiling at it creepily. "Aren't you going to eat yours, Seto?" inquired Mokuba. "Yes, and as soon as I'm done it shall regret ever coming into my sight just like Yugi Motou did!" at this point Seto was laughing maniacally. "Hey Seto, how many licks does it take to get to the cone of a small vanilla ice cream?" asked Mokuba, quoting the famous commercial. "Well, you're about to find out," said Seto smirking now. "One… Two… Three…" GULP the whole thing was down in no time flat. Now Seto could finally get back to work. But his hands were sticky and now they had ruined his keyboard. He tried to get up to wash them but the melted ice cream acted as superglue. He was stuck to his laptop. It only became worse when he felt a buzzing sensation in his mind. He had eaten so much ice cream in such a short amount of time; he had developed the mother of all brain freezes. Seto promptly passed out on his computer. Mokuba failed to notice, thinking his brother had only overworked himself again. 'Could've told you so, Seto.' Finally one of Kaiba's underlings came into the office and noticed his precious boss out cold. And strangely, Mokuba wasn't anywhere to be found. The robot, I mean, worker immediately called 911.

Wooooooooo…. Wooooooooo… SCREEEEEECH! Seto was rushed into the hospital immediately. (Whether this was because he was in dire need of medical or because they didn't want him firing them is a mystery.) The doctors quickly diagnosed him with minor electric shocks to the brain, neurological damage, a few brain cells died, and brain trauma. They tried as hard as they could to restore his brilliance (Supposed brilliance, he's 18 and still in the same grade as 16-year olds. We're not sure if he's actually too bright.) But they failed miserably. Now Seto was to be contained in the hospital and undergo psychology to help restore the meaning of two plus two in his mind. As of now, Kaiba was in a vegetative state and therefore could not undergo the proper mental training. He's confined to a wheelchair and they are still trying to help him. Mokuba came in later with a toilet stuck to his butt. Apparently he sat there too long and they had to tow him out of the bathroom. He underwent butt surgery and is now waiting for someone to donate new skin to him.

Chapter 4 and this is the list of hospital occupants:

Marik

Odion

Bakura

Yugi

Joey

Kaiba

Mokuba

How DO I do it?