Sleepin' in
Supersilver 46: Hey guys it's me again back with an other chapter of total drama reloaded. First off I'm going to say how sorry I am for not updating sooner. Second, I've been hearing people saying stuff about OC's on some fanfics who think it's alright to critize people who come up with the characters. Thats a jerky thing to do because making an OC are our creations they're people who we work hard on to make. third, I'd like to thank the people who have reveiwed and given me really awesome challenges, like this one thought up by ThomasFan4839. Now without further ado let's get on with the story!
Max: Last time on Total Cartoon Reloaded the campers went on tour around the island that may or may not been fatal for some of them. In the end Gumball, who by the way got attacked by sharks and took a plung into a high voltage pond, was kicked off. Now 43 campers remain, Who will win?, Who will loose?, And who will hope they never even signed up for the show? Find out right now on Total! Cartoon! Reloaded!
The camera zooms in to see the campers eating at the mess hall...
Finn: Dude I don't know how much of this I can take! First ,he has us jump off a cliff, Then we have to make a movie wich resulted in us getting hurt. And finally, he had us race around the island trying to shoot each other!
Mordecai: And to top it all off we lost not once, but twice?!
Ben: I hate to say it guy's but we kinda suck, badly.
Just then Fiona walks over to where the guy's are sitting
Fiona: Hey have you guys seen bubbles anywhere? We can't seem to find her.
Finn: Um, well, you see we-
Jake: We haven't to see her I don't see johnny here either, but I'm sure that they're fine what could go wron with a guy and a girl, alone in the woods with nobody there to see what they're doing...
Everyone stops eating and look at jake horrified as the reality of what they could be 'doing' together
Zack:HOLY SH-
Confessional:
Katz: Well nice going dog, you just put an image in our minds that should belong in an 'M' rating story. Thank god that's not what they were doing.
Edward: That dog is such an idiot, does he do that often
Mckenzie: I fell like I want to-( Vomits on the floor)
Brent: Why does it smell like vomit in here?
Buttercup: I was about to pound the creep if he was going to do that to my sister.
Bubbles: We were just walking we werent doing ...that!
Max(over intercom): Thanks for that disturbing image so if your all done thinking about those thoughts meet me outside the mess hall.
As the group heads out Brent pulls aside Ben and Jake
Brent: Okay here's the plan during whatever insane challenge that we're about to do bring down the other team no matter what even if it has to turn into cheating.
Ben: Do we really have to cheat? I think some of them would be-
Brent: No dude, We only cheat if their the ones cheating that way it'll make us less of a target for elemination.
Jake: Well I guess that does make sense anyway. So what do you think the challenge is?
Ben: Probably something stupid.
A minute later everyone gathered to where max was while some looked at him loathingly.
Katz: So oh great host, what are we doing this time?
Max: Well since some of you like to sleep I made this challenge especially for you.
Rigby: Wow that's the first time you did some thing nice for us.
Max: In this chalenge you will have to hang onto this tree upside down over this pool full of pirhanahs.
Mordecai: Where do you come up with ideas like this?
Max: Don't blame me, blame ThomasFan4839 for this challenge.
Katz:curse you ThomasFan4839!
Max: Anyway whoever dosen't fall asleep and is still hanging onto the tree wins their team a stay in my mansion for a day! So what are you losers waiting for Go!
5 minutes later both teams had all of their members hanging on the tree but some were finding hard to stay awake with the blood rushing to their heads.
Courage: I don't think I can keep this up any long guys I'm starting to slip
Mordecai: Dude don't give up you can stil go on this challenge is nothing
Max:Well since some of you are still awake i'm going to tell you the most boringest thing I have ever come across.
Skip this if you want to, It's pretty boring.
I go to the store. A car is parked. Many cars are parked or moving. Some are blue. Some are tan. They have windows. In the store, there are items for sale. These include such things as soap, detergent, magazines, and lettuce. You can enhance your life with these products. Soap can be used for bathing, be it in a bathtub or in a shower. Apply the soap to your body and rinse. Detergent is used to wash clothes. Place your dirty clothes into a washing machine and add some detergent as directed on the box. Select the appropriate settings on your washing machine and you should be ready to begin. Magazines are stapled reading material made with glossy paper, and they cover a wide variety of topics, ranging from news and politics to business and stock market information. Some magazines are concerned with more recreational topics, like sports card collecting or different kinds of hairstyles. Lettuce is a vegetable. It is usually green and leafy, and is the main ingredient of salads. You may have an appliance at home that can quickly shred lettuce for use in salads. Lettuce is also used as an optional item for hamburgers and deli sandwiches. Some people even eat lettuce by itself. I have not done this. So you can purchase many types of things at stores.
If I drive around, I sometimes notice the houses and buildings all around. There are also pieces of farm land that are very large. Houses can be built from different kinds of materials. The most common types are brick, wood, and vinyl or synthetic siding. Houses have lawns that need to be tended. Lawns need to be mowed regularly. Most people use riding lawnmowers to do this. You can also use a push mower. These come in two varieties: gas-powered and manual. You don't see manual push-mowers very much anymore, but they are a good option if you do not want to pollute the air with smoke from a gas-powered lawnmower. I notice that many families designate the lawnmowing responsibility to a teenager in the household. Many of these teenagers are provided with an allowance for mowing the yard, as well as performing other chores, like taking out the trash, washing the dishes, making their bed, and keeping the house organized. Allowances are small amounts of money given by parents to their children, usually on a weekly basis. These usually range from 5 dollars to 15 dollars, sometimes even 20 dollars. Many parents feel that teenagers can learn financial responsibility with this system.
Now I will talk about farm land. Farm land can be identified by some common features. They almost always consist of a very large patch of dirt with small green plants lined up in very long rows. You may sometimes see farm equipment riding over these rows, like tractors or combines. These machines help farmers grow more crops in less time. They are a very helpful invention. Some different types of crops are soybeans, cotton, corn, tomatoes, tobacco, and lettuce (which I mentioned earlier). Most crops are used as food, and can be defined as either fruits or vegetables. Some are commonly eaten raw, after being rinsed in water to remove any dirt. Some are often cooked, which helps give them a more pleasant taste and makes them easier to chew. A very versatile vegetable is the potato. It can be eaten raw, or it can be cooked in a variety of ways. They can be baked, and many people like to add butter to them. They can be mashed, and a lot of times brown gravy or milk gravy is poured on top of them. They can be cut into thin strips and fried. Typically a large amount of grease is required to prepare potatoes in this style, but they are easy to make and easy to eat. You can order them at several fast-food restaurants. Potatoes can also be boiled, stewed, and scalloped. There is a wide variety of options available to you when cooking potatoes.
Some other types of crops grown on farm land are used for other purposes. Cotton is used to make clothing (which I also mentioned earlier). It is a very versatile and inexpensive material for clothes. Such items as shirts, pants, socks, and underwear can be made from cotton. The process of converting cotton from a cotton plant to clothing is fairly complicated. Today, cotton is harvested more efficiently through the use of the cotton gin, invented by Eli Whitney many years ago.
Tobacco is another type of crop. It is used in making cigarettes. A lot of people smoke cigarettes, even though many medical sources have identified them as harmful to people's health. Warnings are printed on cigarette packages reminding people of possible dangers resulting from smoking. Cigarettes are available in several brands, including Marlboro, Salem, and Virginia Slims. There is a brand called Kool, but I don't know whether they are still available at most outlets. Tobacco farming is a large industry, and currently there is debate about it. Recently the government decided on some regulations that cost tobacco companies a large amount of money.
If you notice, some farm lands have animals living on them. Most of these are cows, and there are also pigs, sheep, and goats living on farms. Some are raised for the milk they provide. This milk goes through several processes to ensure that it is not contaminated before it is made available to consumers at stores (which I mentioned earlier). Another use for farm animals is meat. Three popular types of meat are beef, pork, and chicken. Beef comes from cows. Pork comes from pigs. Chicken comes from chickens, but you probably knew that. These animals are raised to become plump and healthy, then they are killed, sometimes at slaughter houses. The meat is then removed from their bodies, cleaned, and made available at a variety of stores and restaurants. Sometimes this process can seem gross, but it is part of an advanced ecological food chain on earth. Just like birds eat worms and tigers eat deer, human beings eat cows and pigs. The main difference is that we don't eat animals raw. We cook the meat to remove blood, fat, and germs from it. We also season our meat with salt or different kinds of sauces. The end result is food that is very tasty and is healthy for us.
Farmers do not like trespassers. If a farmer sees one, he will sometimes shoot at them with a shotgun that he owns. Trespassing is against the law. Laws are created by government to prevent people from living in fear. They are meant to provide safety for citizens. Our government in America consists of a legislative branch, an executive branch, and a judicial branch. The legislative branch makes laws based on the concerns of citizens they represent. The executive branch consists of the President. This person enforces the law, and he has certain other duties like declaring war and approving bills prepared by members of the legislative branch. The President is also considered the leader of our country. The judicial branch interprets the laws. This branch consists of the courts and the trials held in them. Here a judge and jury determine from evidence presented by lawyers whether someone is guilty of breaking a law. Initial law enforcement takes place among police officers. They are the first people to encounter situations where a law is being broken. If a criminal (law-breaker) becomes too violent or hostile, they will use guns or mace or nightsticks to administer immediate punishment. Their goal is to bring the criminal under control, so that he can receive a punishment determined by members of the judicial branch of government. Punishments mostly include time in jail, but they can also include fines and, in extreme cases, the death penalty. There is controversy surrounding the death penalty.
Children play with toys. This is common to almost all kids. Toys come in a very wide variety. Boys tend to like cars, action figures, and toy weapons. Girls tend to like dolls, toy kitchens, and make-up. Both of them like building or assembling things, be it with Legos, blocks, Play-Doh, or something similar. Toys can be found at most stores, and these days entire stores are dedicated to selling only toys. The most popular of these is Toys 'R' Us (with a backwards "R"). Their mascot is Geoffrey the Giraffe. Children love to go to Toys 'R' Us and look at the wide variety of toys available. Most children receive the greatest quanitity of toys on their birthdays, or during the holiday season in December. For the majority of children, this holiday is Christmas. For Jewish children, the holiday is Channakuh. Either way, the kid gets presents during this time, and most of these presents are toys.
Christmas is a holiday which has gradually become centered around the character "Santa Claus" and his elves and reindeer. Children are told that Santa's elves build their toys, and Santa delivers them personally to each house in the world by riding in an airborne sleigh hauled by nine reindeer, including Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, who leads the way. Another popular Christmas character is Frosty the Snowman. Frosty is basically any snowman that comes to life. So during Christmas, many children build snowmen, and some of them hope that theirs might come to life. But all of these characters are myths. The true origin of Christmas is a celebration of the birth of Jesus, who founded the religion of Christianity a couple of thousand years ago. Many popular Christmas carols deal with his story, such as "Joy to the World" and "Silent Night."
Other holidays include Thanksgiving, Halloween, and Independence Day. Thanksgiving has become a tradition of preparing large quantities of food for a large gathering of people, mainly family and friends. This meal usually features turkey or ham as the main course. Turkey and ham are both kinds of meat (which I mentioned earlier). The meal usually also consists of dressing and a wide assortment of vegetables (which I also mentioned earlier). The origin of Thanksgiving is usually traced to the days of the pilgrims, who were the first settlers in America. They made peace with the native people, the Indians, and together enjoyed a large feast, thanking God for providing them with such an abundance. (Their concepts of God were probably very different.)
Halloween is the holiday when people dress in costumes to look like other characters. Most of these are children, who go from door to door in different neighborhoods to request candy from the people living there. They usually say "trick or treat" then receive a treat. Very rarely does the person in the house respond with a trick. Halloween has some sort of demonic origin that I am not quite sure about, but the name derives from "All Hallow's Eve." I will not say much about Independence Day, but it is the day Americans celebrate the anniversary of our independence from Britain. Most families purchase fireworks during this holiday and set them off in their lawns (which I mentioned earlier).
America gained independence from Britain in the late 1700′s after the Revolutionary War. Britain was hoping to extend its empire across the Atlantic Ocean, but the colonists who settled the territory did not want to be under Britain's control, with their various taxes and regulations. Both sides were very passionate about their position on the issue, so a war occurred. This war featured a few heroes, including George Washington and Paul Revere. George Washington became America's first president when we gained independence. I am not sure what happened to Paul Revere. The Declaration of Independence was written before the war by Thomas Jefferson in 1776 and made clear the position of the colonists. It was signed by many important people, including Ben Franklin and John Hancock. Ben Franklin is well-known for many things. One of these is inventing electrical conductors in the form of lightning rods. A famous tale is that he flew a kite with a small piece of metal somewhere on the string during a lightning storm. This was an effective way to test his theory. Another thing Ben Franklin is known for is publishing Poor Richards Almanac. This was like a magazine and contained some of his famous writings and quotations. One famous quote was "Tell me, I forget. Teach me, I remember. Involve me, I learn." Maybe this had something to do with why he flew that kite.
After telling them this everyone except brent had fallen into the lake.
Max: And The Rising tides win thanks to brent! Nobody gets eliminated and, you guys get to stay in my mansion and get medical help.
A weak 'hooray' was heard from everyone.
Supersilver46:*snore* huh? Oh soryabout that thanks for reading now I'm going to go downstairs and watch Frozen again! This is the longest chapter I have ever written, ever.I hope this makes up for my absence i might do shorter chapters mainly because I am so tired from this.