Ooooh part 4! Here's the nice little finale. Y'know, I intended for this to originally be a one-shot, but whatever. Warnings: 3x4, 2x5, Yaoi, and... yeah I think that's it. Oh yeah! And EXPLOSIONS!

*Chibi-Heero beams*

No, no, Hee-chan... you don't get to blow anything up.

Chibi Heero: *pouts* "Kuso..."

*hands Chibi-Heero some pocky and a Chibi-Duo doll with little bat wings. Chibi-Heero giggles and cuddles the doll.*

Here it is! Enjoy minna! =^_^=


Trowa and Heero loaded the plane with the explosives while Quatre familiarized himself with the controls.

"You know Heero... you could have knocked." Trowa said.

Heero glared at him. "I did knock. You were just too busy... doing stuff..."

Trowa blushed. "Well I... grrr..."

"Hn. Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of Quatre this morning." Heero teased.

Trowa just ignored him and finished loading the plane. "Are you sure that you don't want to go, Heero? We'll be blowing stuff up..."

Heero nodded. "I have to hack into the alarm system to get the building evacuated. Besides... I think you and Quatre want some 'alone time'."

Trowa grunted and got into the plane.

Heero waved. "Have fun." He said deadpan, then walked inside the safe house to start hacking away.


"Sit down, onna." Wufei said sternly, gun aimed at her head.

Chisa plopped onto the bed with a huff.

"Are you sure you're okay, Duo?" Wufei asked. Duo nodded.

"Yeah, aside from some rope burns, I'll live." He smiled.

Chisa looked down. "So what are you two going to do to me?"

Wufei snorted. "You think we're going to tell you? Please... don't make me upset by asking stupid questions."

Chisa's eyes grew wide. "You're going to rape me, aren't you?!"

Duo rolled his eyes. "Don't flatter yourself."

Chisa frowned. "Seriously... what are you going to do?"

"Take these plans," Wufei picked up the mobile doll plans, "and get the hell out of here."

"You forgot that we're gonna blow up the school, Wu-man."

Wufei's eyebrow twitched and he gave Duo a look. Duo shrugged and gave a weak smile.

"Y-you're going to destroy the school?" Chisa asked.

Wufei nodded. "I'm afraid we'll have to."

"But I grew up here, this is my home. I'm taking over here when graddad passes..."

"Well... not anymore, kiddo." Duo slapped her back.

Chisa stumbled a bit forward into Wufei. She then had an idea. She grabbed his gun and pointed it at the both of them. "If either of you move, you're both fucking dead... got that?!"

"Nice move, Maxwell." Wufei said between his clenched teeth.

"Gomen... eh heh heh..." Duo laughed nervously.

"Give me the plans." Chisa demanded, one hand stretched out towards Wufei. "NOW."

Wufei handed the disks back to her.

"Good. Now we wait."

"Wait?" Duo asked.

"Yes. We wait." Chisa said.

"For what exactly?" Wufei asked.

Chisa was quiet for a few minutes. "For... something. We just wait, okay?!"

Duo and Wufei sweatdropped.


"Are we there yet?" Quatre asked for the third time in the past ten minutes.

Trowa's eyebrow twitched. "No." He answered calmy.

Quatre smirked. He was doing this on purpose to see how much Trowa could take before he snapped at him. "How about now?" He asked.

"Still no, Little One..." Trowa said through clenched teeth.

"..............Now?" Quatre asked.

Trowa turned and glared at him. "No."

'Wow, he's got more patience than I thought...' Quatre thought. It was time to get really annoying. "Hey heyyy... Bye bye bye..." he began to sing, watching Trowa's face contort in pain. "Bye bye.... oh ohhhh... I'm doin this tonight.. you're probably gonna start a fight... I know this can't be right... Heyyy baby c'mon..."

Trowa's eye twitched even more. "Quatre...."

"Yessss?"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Trowa shouted.

Quatre jumped in his seat. "Whoa! take it easy!" He giggled.

"What the hell is so funny!?" Trowa fumed.

"I wanted to see how long I could annoy you before you got mad at me, snookums."

Trowa rolled his eyes and contiuned to fly the plane. "You're too much sometimes, you know that?"

Quatre smiled brightly. "That's why you love me!"

Trowa's lips quirked into a cute Only-For-My-Quatre smile and teasingly said "You're punished once we get home, love of mine."


Heero busily typed away at the laptop. "...And there. Fire alarms will go off...."


Wufei, Duo, and Chisa looked around as the fire alarm went off.


"...now." Heero finished with a smile.


Wufei stood up, the gun still aimed at him. "We need to get out of here, onna." He said sternly.

"Fine, but you two are still my hostages. Move it!" She got behind Duo and Wufei as they evacuated the school with the rest of the students.


"Are we there now?" Quatre asked seriously this time.

Trowa shot him a look.

"I really mean it this time! Is that the school down there?" Quatre asked, his hands raised, nervously laughing. Trowa looked down at the building with the young girls pouring out of it. He nodded and circled the area, waiting for the school to be evacuated.


Duo and Wufei stood outside, being stared at by all the girls. There were BOYS at their school... ooooh.... and cute boys, too! more ooooh. Boys that were... holding hands!? Damn it! They then ignored Wufei and Duo. Chisa felt around her pockets for the plans.

"Oh shit! I left the plans inside... neither of you two move, you hear me?" She threatened.

Duo shrugged and Wufei nodded. As soon as Chisa was out of sight, they ran off into the woods at the area where they would meet Trowa. Wufei leaned against the tree while Duo sat on a rock. There was a loud explosion.

"There goes the first missile..." Wufei said.

Another explosion.

"...and there's the other." Duo commented. "Do you think she got out?"

Wufei shook his head. "The plans are as good as gone... we're fucked. I'm a failure."

Duo looked over at him. "A failure? How? We're still alive aren't we?"

Wufei nodded. "Well yeah, but still we've fucked the mission up."

"Not necessarily. We got the school." Duo said hopefully.

"True."

"And I'd probably be dead right now if you hand't... saved me." Duo said quietly. He looked over at Wufei and gave a small smile. Wufei walked over and sat with Duo on the rock.

"I suppose you're right... but any of the others would have went to help you, too, you know."

Duo sighed. "Yeah, maybe." 'He doesn't get it, does he?'

There was a long silence between them. "Maxwell...?"

"Yeah?"

"What are you thinking about?"

"How Heero and I were never like this."

Wufei turned to face him. "Hontou ni?"

Duo nodded sadly. "Yeah... we never had just quiet moments like this. We never really talked all that much either. I'd just always babble on about nothing while he pretended to listen. You know... I think both of us only wanted sex out of our relationship. Maybe I didn't love Heero... I was just in love with thinking I was."

Wufei was speechless. He knew what Duo was getting at. 'He's going to do something... I don't want to stop him, but I'm also afraid... am I in love with him?' He thought. "Maxwell, do you think that Yuy felt the same way you feel now?"

Duo nodded. Wufei swallowed hard. It was a good time to take a chance. He looked at Duo and how peaceful he seemed at the moment. With his hand, he tilted Duo's face to meet his own. Duo closed his eyes, waiting for Wufei to kiss him. Wufei moved closer and closed his eyes as well. Before their lips could touch a voice interrupted them.

"Am I interrupting something here?" Trowa asked from behind a tree, Quatre standing behind him giggling.

Duo and Wufei both blushed.

"C'mon, let's get outta here."

Duo and Wufei nodded and the four of them walked back to the plane, Duo's hand in Wufei's.


"We couldn't get the plans." Duo said quietly, staring at the floor.

"I see." Heero said. "No matter, orders were to destroy the plans anyway, so it's alright if they went with the school."

Duo nodded and stood up. He was tired. After spending a week at the damn school in that uncomfortable bed, it would feel so good to sleep in his own bed. He stretched as he walked to his room, passing Quatre's on the way.

"So what's my punishment, Trowa?" Quatre asked teasingly, sitting on the large bed.

Trowa said nothing, he just looked at Quatre lovingly.

"C'mon tell me! How are you gonna punish me?" He emphasized 'punish' with a sexy wink. Trowa tried hard not to crack. He promised to punish Quatre when they got home, but Trowa didn't know if you could follow through with it. Quatre just looked so... tempting on that bed.

"Is my punishment that you're not gonna talk to me?" Quatre asked.

Trowa shook his head. "No, it's not that, Little One."

Quatre's eyes widened in fear as he realized what his punishment was going to be. "We're... we're not going to do anything tonight, are we?"

Trowa smiled and kissed Quatre's forehead, then climbed into his side of the bed. He reached over and shut his lamp off. "Oyasumi, koi." Trowa said before laying back down.

Quatre sat there dumbfounded. Trowa meant business. Life was so cruel sometimes. With a frown Quatre got into the bed and shut his lamp off. "...oyasumi." He said sadly.

Trowa smiled. 'When you said 'tonight', you were right as in the remainder of the night... it's 11:30 now Quatre... just wait 'till 12.' Trowa thought with a wickedly sexy grin.

Duo continued his walk down the hall to his room. He opened the door and trudged through the dark room until he found his bed. He laid back and sighed. "Why can't I have what Trowa and Quatre have?" He asked outloud. Then he jumped slightly as two arms wrapped around him from behind.

"Says who?" Wufei breathed into Duo's ear.


END


That was my first 2x5... yeah it wasn't that great, but hey! It didn't suck either... ne? Anyway, please review! I live off of those things, minna! Jaaa! =^_^=

~Shinigami Baby