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Warnings: You know the fregin' drill. Cursing, grammar, spelling, past and future tenses, spoilers, and future fluff.

"Talking"/"speaking"/"yelling"/ normal actions

'thought' in No-ones POV or air quotations

Chapter 4: Albinos and Misers

Hidan's POV

"I don't know why the fuck we always get the fucking bounty missions!" I complained.

"Because I always choose them," Kakuzu spat back. I glared holes in his face.

"I sense some ones fucking charka in this area," I yelled.

"It might be worth a bounty," Kakuzu stated, while looking around the area.

"Why are you always after the fucking money, you fucking miser," I joked. Kakuzu's threads came out and threatened to stab me. I laughed. "It was a fucking joke you asshole."

"Why do you always curse in my presence, if you weren't immortal you would be dead," He scolded. It took all my power not to laugh in his face.

Gwen's POV

I had a head ache, ha ha a pun, lets hope that my head is still on. I tried to move my hands, that worked, so that means my head is on my body. I could not hear any voices that I truly knew, I nearly freaked out.

"Kkaaa, Meeggann, where the hell are y'all?" I yelled the voices got slightly louder.

I tried to stand up and walk, I noticed something around my neck. I thought it was the duck-tape, but it was a necklace. I reached for it and brought it to my face. I nearly fangirl screamed, it had the Jashin symbol on it. So that means we are in the Naruto world.

I have an idea on who the voices belonged to now! They were now in my sight. I tried to stand up once more and my head fell off, blood started to leak from the wound. I silently cursed myself.

"Look theres a dead bitch in the road up there," I think Hidan yelled. I really want to scare the shit out of one of my favorite Akatsuki members. "Whats that shining right beside her?"

He walked beside my head, he was about to pick up the pendant and my head screamed…

"I'm not dead ya motherfucker!"

Hidan screamed, Kakuzu did not even flinch.

"Thats why her charka was present idiot" Kakuzu stated, "I think she is one of the girls Leader-sama told us about."

"CAN YOU PLEASE ATTACH MY FREEGIN HEAD BACK TO MY BODY!" I yelled.

Kakuzu's threads picked my head up, unfolded part of the sweater. He walked up beside me and started sewing my head back on. He gave me a 'WTF' look when I told him about the duck-tape. Hidan laughed, I growled.

After Kakuzu sewed my head back on I picked up my necklace. Hidan looked interested for a moment.

"Bitch, are you a Jashinist?" Hidan asked.

"I guess I am, I can't die or I haven't died yet. Much like you," I answered getting my blood out of my silver hair, "Do you want to know my name, because I'm getting tired of getting called bitch."

"Sure bitch," Hidan taunted.

"Well I'm Gwen, and I have no fucking idea whats going on," I stated, "I would be attacking, but I don't know any jutsus yet."

"Good, you won't be as annoying as him," Kakuzu said as we both sweat dropped. "If you bother me… I know that I can't kill you, but I won't hesitate to stab you or cut off one of your arms."

"What are your names?" I asked so they would not get suspicious and think I'm a spy or whatever.

We started walking down a barely used road that seamed to never end.

"I'm Hidan and the fucking miser over there is Kakuzu," Hidan answered, "You can address me as Hidan-sama."

I was about to scream 'FUCK NO' when Kakuzu glared, so I flipped him the birdie. Hidan rolled his eyes.

"Looks like Gwen is scared of you Kakuzu," Hidan mocked.

"I don't fear him, I just DON'T WANT MY ARM CUT OFF," I yelled , "That shit is painful!" I cringed at the recent memory of Megan chopping my head off in my genjutsu induced daze.

"It will happen sooner or later, I see that you already got your fucking head chopped of," Hidan yelled, "How the hell did that happen?"

"My best friend wanted to test if I was a Jashinist or not," I answered, grinning. He busted out laughing.

"If you could withstand that shit you have nothing to fear." He replied nearly choking on his laughs.

Kakuzu was getting pissed, his threads were getting untwined and his hands were turning black.

"Stab him, not me because I want to meet my friends with all my limbs attached!" I said bringing Kakuzu's attention to me. I cowered behind Hidan, but we both got stabbed in the right shoulder.

"I cant die, but this shit hurts like hell!" I screamed, getting out of my hiding spot. Removing my hand from the wound and admiring the crimson color on my finger tips.

"Take that as a warning," Kakuzu growled.

"Bitch, I take it that you like to see blood?" Hidan asked. I paused for a second, I don't know the answer to that kind of question yet.

"I am undecided," I blankly answered. I gained looks from both Kakuzu and Hidan.

"Your a Jashinist you will eventually learn to like everything about it," Hidan shot back.

I did not answer. I felt a awkward silence coming on.

I started to whistle 'I know the song that gets on everybody's nerves' tune. I know that song is annoying, but I wanted to see their reaction.

"Get this Jashin damned song out of my fucking head," Hidan ranted while covering his ears.

Kakuzu looked very pissed, and already had his stitches out of his arm. I stopped the song, it was to late, even if you hear the first few seconds your a goner.

"It wasn't me this fucking time!" Hidan yelled, making Kakuzu glare at him. I thought he was just going to stab him, the second I un-tensed… His friggin stitches got me in the left shoulder above the heart and Hidan in the stomach.

"WHAT DA FUK MAN," I screeched. "What the hell was that for?" I put a hand over my shoulder, I winced. I started to taste iron in my mouth.

"You were both annoying me and I was bored." He answered. Wow… I am stuck with sadist ninjas, who I fangirl over.

I glared holes in Kakuzu, Hidan noticed and he laughed at me.

"The bitch is angry at you Kakuzu!" Hidan yelled. He gained a glare from me, and Kakuzu looked over his shoulder to glare at us both.

"To hell I am—" My speech started to slow and my vision was starting to haze. I lost my balance and hugged the ground. I blinked twice then I passed out from blood loss. Just because I was out cold, doesn't mean that could not hear sounds.

"Hidan, pick her up and cary her," Kakuzu ordered. Hidan mumbled something about killing Kakuzu and calling him a ass.

I felt my weight shift. I was officially being carried piggy back by the Akatsuki's Jashinisit. I still could not move. I heard my pulse in my ears slow to a stop then start back up.

I heard Hidan and Kakuzu arguing about something stupid, if I could move, I would laugh. I tried to open my eyes, and when I did, I was greeted with a wall of silver hair. When I noticed where I was, I started to freak out. My face was turning crimson, I flailed, my butt hit the ground hard.

"Why the hell did you drop me?" I asked through gritted teeth, "That fregin hurt!" I stood up and wiped the dust off my person as we walked. I was glaring at the ground, poor ground.

Hidan brought his hand up to his chin in thought, to my opinion it was cute, "I thought that we were suppose to embrace the pain?" He took his hand off his chin and looked me in the eye.

"I am new to this religion, so fuck off!" I was now glaring at him. My face was red again. "Did not even get to kill any one yet." The last part was inaudible from what I thought. Hidan's mouth was agape.

"You haven't sent a damn sacrifice to Jashin-sama yet?" Hidan yelled throwing his hands in the air.

"Hidan, Gwen, be quiet before I do something about it." Kakuzu said with a cold tone, that made me jump. Hidan rolled his eyes. "You can discuss your matters when we get to be base."

We both started to glare at Kakuzu, thank Jashin that he did not notice. I crossed my arms and noticed that my wounds were gone. My face lit up.

"Why the fuck are you so happy?" Hidan asked.

"My shoulders are healed!" I squealed fist-pumping the air. Hidan stared at me with confusion.

Hidan's face was clear of confusion and now wore one of amusement, "Random much?" He said.

"T-This is the only the tip of the iceberg, when I am together with my friends we are much worse." I admitted. I could of fuckin' sworn that I saw Kakuzu sweat-drop.

Time skip 20min

I noticed the sky line and it was starting to get dark. I wondered if we are were going to stop and rest for the night. We took a sharp turn into the woods and walked until Kakuzu stopped.

"We will rest here for tonight," Kakuzu informed, "I will take first watch."

The next thing that I knew was, I got thrown over someones shoulder and put into a tall tree. I was literally fifty feet above the fucking ground, In a fucking tree, scared. for. my. fucking. life.

It was now completely dark, but it was illuminated by the moon. Just bright enough to see who thrown me in the tree, Hidan. His scythe, hair, necklace, and chest was shining in the moon light. He was looking in a different direction, probably scouting the area my eyes were locked on him. MUST NOT FANGIRL, I yelled in my head. I was sporting a heavy blush.

I nearly lost my balance when he turned his head, but I was saved by the trunk. I held on for dear life.

"Go to sleep bitch, you will fucking need it tomorrow," Hidan ordered as he leaped to a different tree.

I fell into a very uncomfortable position while I attempted to sleep. This question bugged me all night; why the hell would a person leave a girl with no charka control, almost no balance, to sleep, in a tall ass tree, alone, about fifty fregin feet above the ground? I was paranoid, I heard comforting wild life noises, I almost fell out of the tree twice. I love trees, but they aren't very comfy, or bed like. I struggled to sleep for three hours, tossing and tumbling.

I glanced over to the tree beside me and noticed Hidan lightly snoring, he looked calm. I grinned and broke off a small branch and aimed. To my surprise the twig hit him in the forehead, Hidan woke up with a tick mark.

"What the fuck was that for bitch?" Hidan yelled running at me with scythe in hand.

"I could not fucking sleep!" I shot back.

I cried fake anime tears. Hidan just smirked and continued to run at me, I attempted to jump to the branch beside me and I slipped, only to be caught by the zealot of the Akatsuki, Hidan.

"Don't wake me up again, of I will let you hit the fuckin' ground," Hidan said. I did not see his face, because I was scared, I hid my face in his chest. As soon as he caught me, he set me down on the ground.

Chapter four done! Is Hidan or Kakuzu out of character? Gwen belongs to me. I NEED REVIEWS! COME ON OVER 100 VIEWS! T^T If you review you get a very long range brofist. Oh and the next few chapters might be very early or very late because Holiday Break is coming. If you see any problems just put it in a review or PM! If you sneezed while reading this then bless you, NARUFAN0001 OUT!

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