Title: The adventures of Jack and Ianto

Chapter Title: John is still here

Warnings: Captain John Hart (Well he is so sexy he deserves his own warning)

Pairings: Jack/Ianto

Summary: It's been a week after chapter 3 and John is still on the couch

A.N: Thanks for the reviews keep them coming please

'Jack'

'Yes baby'

'Your ex is still here'

'I do know that Ianto, what do you want me to do about it?'

'Kick him out'

'I can't'

'Why not?'

'Because he has nowhere else to go and he seems to like it here'

'Well at least that's one of us'

'Why are you so angry about this? He isn't doing any harm'

'Why are you being so accepting of this? Let's face it Jack you don't like people. You don't like being near people for too long a time, when we went to stay the night at my nan's house you couldn't wait to leave'

'That's because your grandmother kept calling me Margery'

'Your fringe confused her, anyway why is John…'

'What's wrong with my fringe?'

'WHY is John allowed to stay here as long as he wants?'

'It's not for as long as he wants, it's as long as he needs till he finds himself a place to live'

'How about on the streets'

'You don't mean that'

'You want a bet?'

'Ianto'

'Jack! He maybe a member of the team but he's still your ex, he still tried to kill Gwen and he keeps calling me "Eye Candy"'

'That's because you're so handsome'

'Jack!'

'Okay I'll find a place for him, hey why not let him move into your apartment?'

'Flat'

'Flat then'

'How about no'

'Oh come on Ianto he'll live in your "flat" and you can live here permanently'

'Permanently? Are you asking me to move in with you?'

'Well not exactly…'

'Oh well you see, you asking me to move in with you would have been the only thing that could possibly redeem you for letting your insane ex move into the hub. And you know taking back what you said will not work you are still in trouble'

'To be fair I always kind of thought you did live here, you're never at home, you're always at mine…I didn't mean it like that'

'Well maybe I should move back into my "home" and bring John with me….John do you want to move in with me into my flat?'

'Hell yeah!'

'John shut up! Ianto stop being a…'

'Being a what?'

'A brat! Look okay you move here, I want you here and I don't want you living with him. I want you living with me! Alright?'

'…'

'…'

'John do you want to move in my flat while I move in with Jack?'

'Are you leaving the TV?'

'Yeah'

'Alright sounds great!'

'Right Jack I am now your live in boyfriend'

'Yes and how is that any different than what we used to be?'

'Just means Rhiannon will ask us for Sunday dinner and you will have to be polite'

'Damn'

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