Hello! I AM SO SORRY! I know that I said weekly updates, and about 3 weeks later, here I am…. School has started up once more, so this will probably become the norm. My apologies…..

Just FYI, I picture the Marauders like third or fourth year in this particular chapter, which I know wouldn't work in canon.

Remus woke up slowly, rubbing his eyes and sighing. He was still recovering from the full moon a couple of days ago. He blinked his eyes open slowly, staring in confusion at the ceiling, where there seemed to be blurry letters written there.

Yep, Remus wasn't going crazy. The words, "we know" were written above him in shimmering gold letters. What in the world?

"Guys, what the heck is going on?" Remus asked turning to face James's bed.

No response. Remus looked to his other side and realized he was alone in their room. Where was everyone? What confusing and elaborate prank had he fallen prey to this time?

Remus dragged himself out of bed and opened his trunk. There, sitting on top of his clothes, was a piece of parchment.

"We know your secret." He read out loud. Remus felt like his heart stopped for a second, but he tried to reassure himself.

There's no way they could know I'm a werewolf. This must be some stupid way of telling me that they found out I've been stealing their chocolate or something.

These reassurances lasted Remus for about an hour, but the bombardment of vague statements and the absence of his friends was starting to get to him.

First, he was told by two shaking first years, "Your f-f-friends know."

"Know what!" he demanded, glaring at them. .

After his first class, another two younger students approached him, his lunch spoke the words "we know" to him, and every piece of his homework had the words written on them. Remus had had enough. He didn't know why his friends had skipped all their classes that day, or why they were doing this to him, but he was not happy.

Remus stormed into his dormitory and stopped dead in his tracks. We know your secret was shining from every inch of their walls, ceilings, and beds. James, Sirius, and Peter stood there solemnly.

"We know you're a werewolf, Remus." Sirius said seriously. (AN: pun intended)

Remus fainted.

And there we have the stupidest way to tell your best friend that you know he's a werewolf.