AN: Warning to Creddiers – This will be a Seddie chapter! I personally see Creddie as being pretty much one sided until they finally kiss in iSaved Your Life, so please give the story a chance, because it's going to get very Creddie from that chapter on.

Disclaimer: iCarly doesn't own me. Wait, i mean I dont own iCarly. oh well, either one is true.

Of course that all changed one horribly magical week…

I burst through the door, ran across the living room, and dashed up the stairs. When I got to the iCarly studio door, I quietly opened it and went inside, my eyes scanning the room, looking for her. I found her in the beanbag chair, and sat down next to her. For some reason she was crying, so I decided to do speak first.

"Hey" I said to her, and she looked at me. "Where's …" I began to say, but when I saw her face, the words got caught in my throat.

"She's in the shower." she kind of choked out, turning her face so I couldn't see her cry. "So does this mean you've decided?"

I quietly walked to her chair, and sat down next to her, wrapping one arm around her, and using my other hand to cup her chin, and turn her face so I could look into her eyes.

"Yes, I have. It's you Carly. It's always been you." I whispered, pulling her into a kiss. "I love you."

"Oh I love you too!" Carly squealed as our lips met. I had never been so happy in all my life!

But then, as we pulled apart, I reopened my eyes, and was shocked to see Sam sitting next to me, not Carly!

But as shocked as I was, I couldn't show it. Instead all I could do was tell her I loved her again… wait, would it be again? I said it to Carly the first time, but Sam was obviously the same person I had said it to the first time, so would it still be the first time, or would you call it second? Sorry, I'm off topic.

Anyways, all I could do was tell Sam that I loved her again/for the first time, and kiss her. All of a sudden, Carly came out of the bathroom, her hair still damp from the shower, and screamed, breaking our concentration. I actually fell out of my seat, as she was shouting "What the hell are you doing? I thought you were in love with me?"

"I was! I mean I am!" I stammered, trying to explain things. "I thought it was you I was kissing!"

"What!" screamed Sam, next to me. "What the hell are you talking about? You knew damn well it was me, you even called me Carly!"

"What?" I said, confused, as I looked fully at her for the first time since Carly had come in the room. "You're not Carly, you're Sam!"

Whoa, wait a minute! She wasn't Sam! Carly was back in the chair next to me. I quickly looked back towards where Carly was a minute ago. Only… she wasn't Carly. Now Sam was the one with damp hair, standing and yelling at me. I looked back and forth between them several times, as I clutched at my head. My head was hurting with extreme confusion!

Before I could react any further, Carly stood up, slapped me in the face, and walked out of the studio. As I rubbed my face, Sam walked up to me too, and grabbed my shoulders.

"Fred-jerk?" she said calmly. "This is because you broke just broke both mine and Carly's hearts!

And with that, she kneed me in my crotch.

I screamed, waking up from the worst nightmare I ever had!

Thinking about kissing both Carly and Sam still makes me shudder. At least I've stopped gagging when thinking about it.

What do you mean why was it so disgusting? I mean come on their like my little sisters! Ok, Carly actually is my little sister, but you still get my point, right?

Oh, I get it; you thought I was Freddie, didn't you? Well, I'm not him. Ok, well I was him in the nightmare, but I'm not him now. Or back then. Or ever, really. Not that there's anything wrong with him.

Sorry, Spencer here! I guess I should've introduced myself before I started talking.

Freddo asked me to fill in for him to tell this part of the story. I guess he thought he wouldn't be objective enough to tell this part of the story. I gotta say though, I think I agree with him. This is some serious shiz I'm about to tell you here! I mean this stuff will blow your mind, rock your world, cook your goose, knock your socks off, pluck your chicken, mow your lawn, light your bulb, shave your dog, drive your ice cream truck, and…

What? Oh, sorry, I can kind of go off like that sometimes. If it happens again, just thump my head or something.

Anyways, where was I? Oh, yeah, ice cream truck. So I when I was a little kid, before Carly came along, there used to be this ice cream truck that came by the front of our house, and I always used to–

*THUMP*

Ow! Oh, sorry. Now where was I really?

Oh yeah, Freddie's really, really horrible week.

Well, I guess it actually starts a while before the week itself, but Freddie tells me he's already explained that all to you, so I'll just give you a brief overview of some of the things that happened that I'm sure he wouldn't have told you about.

Why am I so sure? Well let's just say that I doubt he even noticed that kind of thing, so he wouldn't remember it if he tried!

But basically, it just shows that Sam and Freddie have grown a lot closer since they started doing iCarly. A lot closer! Granted, so have him and Carly, but they don't claim to hate each other.

Well let's see… I'll start with the time when Freddie started dating this horrible girl named Valerie! Well, she was horrible, because she only dated him in the first place to get him to leave iCarly, and produce her web show. Anyways, when Sam found out, she let Freddie know, instead of keeping it to herself, which she would have done if she really hated him as much as she always said she did. That may just be my line of reasoning though. Actually, now that I think about it, I don't think Sam liked Valerie even before she found out about her evil plot. And I'd like to point out that Freddie came back to the show when Sam told him he was important to the show! Interesting, I know.

Ok, then there was the time when these really annoying cops – one of whom, Spanky, I used to know from summer camp – were using my apartment as a hideout, so they could watch the store across the street. Sam and Freddo had this bet, and the loser had to get the winner's face tattooed on their arm. So, in the first place, this is not a normal bet. Whoever thought it up had to want the other to have a reminder of the other with them at all times. And secondly, when Sam won the bet – I still have no idea how she knew what MPEG stood for – Freddie actually went through with it! He wouldn't have done that if he didn't like the idea, even if Sam was gonna beat him up if he didn't. And most of all, whenever his mother wasn't around, he actually wore shirts that showed it off! And it's Seattle! Everyone else was in long sleeves!

Ok, there was also this time when I got Freddie interested in fencing. See, before his big match with Toder, they had made this bet that Sam couldn't read a book cover to cover, so she started reading The Penny Treasure to prove him wrong. From what Carly tells me, nothing could pull her away from that book, not even her mother's car on fire, or the chance to throw rancid coleslaw at Ms. Briggs! And from what I could see when she was hanging out at my apartment, she was right! But, I distinctly remember her cheering Freddie on during his big match! And you knew she was still reading the book, because she actually had it on her lap, while she was cheering! And she was almost done with it too… and the end is the best part of the book (that's not just my opinion, it's a well known fact) so I knew there was something with her and the little dude!

My suspicions only increased when they won the award in Japan, and… wait, what? Freddie didn't tell you about Japan? Ok, I'm gonna have to have a talk with him! Well anyway, iCarly got nominated for the iWeb awards, and got to go to Japan for free! Mrs. Benson and I had to go with them of course, being the loving and responsible parents/guardians that we are.

OH MY GOD! Hold on a second, my refrigerator just caught on fire!

Ok, no worries, I got it put out. Where was I? Oh yeah… Well when we got to Japan, these two evil Japanese web comedians tricked Carly, Sam and Freddie into wandering in the middle of nowhere, and had their cousins seaweeded me and Mrs. Benson to some tables, so we couldn't get to the awards in time!

Hey, don't laugh! Seaweed is surprisingly strong!

Fortunately though, seaweed is edible, so I managed to chew my way through our wrappings, and escaped. And for the record, I was positively glowing afterwards! After escaping, we used Mrs. Benson's – by the way, don't tell Freddie about this – chip. Apparently, she put it in when he started walking, so she would always know where he was. By the way, I don't know if Freddo mentioned this, but she and normal have never exactly seen eye to eye.

OH MY GOD! Hold on again, okay?

Ok, I'm back. My Mexican wrestler fish sculpture just caught fire; which should not have happened, because it was under water!

Now what was I saying? Oh yeah, Mrs. Benson's not normal. But she does really care about Freddie, so it kind of balances out.

So, we found the kids along the side of the road, and made it to the building in time for the awards, but these stupid Japanese guards wouldn't let us in, and kept showing us signs telling us they didn't speak Spanish, or showed a weird looking bunny. Mrs. Benson stole one of the guard's toupees, and ran off with it, giving us the chance to run in. Unfortunately, although they were stupid, they were fast runners, so they found us, and locked us in a storage closet, or something.

Finally, another guy, this one in a suit, came in and tried to use an English/Japanese dictionary to try to talk to us, but all he managed to say was "I have a bladder infection," so Carly and Sam decided to act out everything that had happened to us since we got to Japan. Unbeknownst to us, Freddie hijacked to video feed to the award shows main screen, and broadcasted the entire enactment to the shows audience! I mean, way to go little tech-dude!

When the guy in charge of the awards saw us on the screen, and finally, came and found us! He took us all onto the award stage (well, Sam Carly and Freddie… Mrs. Benson and I stayed to the side) and their enactment WON THEM THE AWARD!

I couldn't help but notice that the guy that was supposedly in love with my little sister, barely hugged her for a second, but his hug with his tormentor lasted practically a minute!

And that's not all! The night before, Freddie came into my room, and asked to borrow one of my shirts, so I told him where they were. I should probably explain to you first that I was sharing a room with Carly and Sam, while Mrs. Benson had the adjoining one with Freddie. Anyways, I pointed him to the dresser in the corner of the room, and he opened one of the drawers, and froze.

What's up little buddy? I asked when I realized he hadn't said anything in about 5 minutes.

He seemed to snap out of some kind of trance, and looked over towards me blinking rapidly.

"Uh, nothing!" he stammered out, leaving the room.

I noticed he had left the room without taking one of my shirts, so I decided to get one and take it over to him. After I got a shirt out of one of the drawers, my curiosity got the better of me, and I opened the drawer Freddie had been looking in. Inside was a pair of underwear with I Heart Las Vegas written across the butt.

I knew it must have been Sam's, because Carly's stuff was still in her suitcase… She was kind of neurotic about hotel germs getting on her clothes. Freddie must have realized this too, because for some reason at dinner he couldn't take his eyes off of her.

Well that's about all I have to say on the subject, and I will see you again soon. Hopefully. I thought it was very good, but Freddie's in charge of the story, so we'll see.

OH, MY GOD, I FORGOT!

Freddie wanted me to tell a specific story, and I just completely forgot!

So it happened the week I was training to be on the Seattle Cobra's.

What? I could be on the Cobra's! I'm strong, I'm muscular!

Moving on with the story – and ignoring your laughter – Freddie had pulled this awesome prank on Sam… He handcuffed her to Gibby! I know, isn't that the best!

Ok, I know it's mean, but she did put a dead fish in his locker!

And what she did to him was way worse!

So Carly and Sam had gone to see this chick flick, called The First Kiss. And they hated it! But, it got them to talking about their first kisses. So Carly told her story, and Sam told hers, but then left to get something from the store across the street, but she needed money from Carly, so she went back to the studio just in time to hear Freddie admit to Carly that he had never kissed anyone! In the name of guy-hood, I would like to clear one thing up… Freddie did not go to the movie; he just asked them how it was after they got home.

Now that I cleared that up, Carly promised to never tell anyone that he had never been kissed, but they didn't know Sam was listening to them, so she ran back down the stairs, and planned her revenge!

So, on the next iCarly, live, to hundreds of thousands of viewers – and their entire school – Sam told everybody that Freddie had never kissed anyone!

Freddie was so upset, that he dropped his brand new camera, and broke it!

I don't know much about what went on with him that week, because he spent the whole time just sitting on his fire escape. He didn't even talk to his mom! That's huge!

Sam didn't seem to notice anything different going on that week, except that Freddie was no longer going to school, or iCarly rehearsals, so when Carly bagged on her right before their next show, she was shocked!

Of course I didn't know Carly had done that, so I was completely shocked – truthfully Carly looked just as shocked – when on the show Sam told everyone that she had never been kissed either, and threatened them that if anyone made fun of Freddie (or her) for it, then they would be finding out what a hospital was like up close.

Anyway, Carly stopped the show after that, and Sam soon came down the stairs, and walked through the front door. Now don't tell them I did this, but I kind of watched what they did on his fire escape. After all, I can see it right outside my apartment window!

I couldn't hear anything of course, so all I have to go on is what I could see, and what Freddie and Sam told me about later. Now, I couldn't quite see her well, cause I think she was sitting in the window. But Freddie definitely looked happy to see her.

They looked like they were just talking, and that's not exactly exciting to watch, with no audio, so I decided to go back to my training. At least I was about to do that, until I saw Sam move from the window ledge, to a spot very close to Freddie, and both of them looked excited. This was an odd thing for Sam to do, so I decided to keep watching, interested again. Of course of all the things in the world I could have imagined, I could not have predicted what I saw next.

Freddie leaned in, and they kissed! They kissed, Sam and Freddie kissed! I mean what are they doing kissing? They haven't even kissed anyone else yet, what are they doing kissing each other?

When I saw this, I guess I screamed, because Carly came running down the stairs, all worried and mothery. Or is it motherly?

Anyways, I couldn't let her see this, so I threw myself to the other side of the room right before she got downstairs, and she started to hover over me, and completely avoided the window.

A few seconds later, Sam came back into the room, and she had this weird dreamy look on her face. Carly noticed this, and completely ignoring me, the grown man in pain, sprawled out on the floor, and started peppering Sam with questions.

"What happened? Did you two make up? Are you friends again? Why isn't he here with you? And why do you look so happy? You didn't hurt him, did you? You pushed him off the fire escape, didn't you? Oh my God, you pushed him off the fire escape!"

At this last sentence, she started running for the door to see if Freddie was still alive, but Sam caught her before she got out of the door.

"Geez, relax Shay." Nothing happened! I just apologized, and he accepted. It was no big chizz!"

I probably would have said something if I wasn't still in pain on the floor, Carly wasn't there, or if I wasn't still trying to understand what had just happened.

The next day, after I had had some time to heal, I decided that I must have been seeing things. After all, I had been training all day beforehand, and come on… Sam and Freddie kissing? What kind of twisted universe could that happen in!

Well that's what I thought until I saw Freddie that day.

Freddie came walking through my door the first time in a week, and he asked me where Sam and Carly were.

"I don't know, I think they're at Build-A-Bra."

"So they're not here?" He looked both relieved and nervous at the same time. Kind of like he had something on his mind.

"Nope. What up Fredwardo?"

"Nothing. Well it's just… Actually it's… You see… Nothing."

"Come on Freddo, it's me! You can tell me anything. I'm kind of like a big brother!"

This seemed to calm him down a little, because he sat on the couch, and started talking.

"You've kissed a lot of girls, right?"

"Yeah, why?"

"What was your first kiss like?"

"Nothing special. I mean I always thought it would be like one of those cheesy movies, with fireworks in the background, but it was really kind of bland. Just something between two good friends to get it out of the way." At this, Freddie's head jerked up a little. I didn't know why at the time, though so I assumed he was worried that when he would start to kiss girls he would never experience. "I mean I have dated some girls, where I saw mini-fireworks, but that was only the girls I actually liked enough to go on more than three dates with." This seemed to confuse or frighten him, so I tried to clarify. "You know, like the girl who only liked me when I wore the tux."

This only seemed to make him more nervous than he was before.

"So let's say I've had my first kiss recently. What does it mean that I saw fireworks already?"

"You've had your first kiss? Way to go dude, who with?" Then it dawned on me… sort of. "Wait, you've already seen the fireworks? You must really like this girl! Who is she?"

"No one!" he said quickly.

"Come on, you've kissed someone! Who is she? What's the lucky girl's name? Do I know her?"

"No, of course not!" He was getting scared at this point, and he stood up from the couch. "I haven't been kissed yet, don't you watch iCarly?" At this point he made a break for the door, but I blocked it before he could leave. He wasn't going to get out of this that easily!

"You aren't going to get out of this that easily!"I said to him, bending down so I could look him in the eyes. "Now I know you kissed someone, and I know I know her, so who is she. Spill Benson!"

He looked extremely nervous at this point, and a revelation dawned on me.

"Oh my God! It's not a guy, is it?"

"No, it wasn't a guy!"

"Aha! So you did kiss someone!" I was secretly impressed with myself… I had never made a connection like that so fast in my life!

"No- Well yes, but- I mean she wasn't- Okay, yes I did kiss someone! But she made me promise not to tell anyone! And that includes you!"

At this he stormed out the door, before I could stop him.

Now I know what you're saying… I'm devilishly handsome, and the smartest person you know. Well thank you, but this isn't about me. But I know you're thinking that I can't possibly have been stupid to have not figured out about their kiss. Well I did figure out about it, thank you very much! Just not from him.

So there I was, later that night, when Sam comes down the stairs.

"Hey Spence, sit down, I wanna talk to you!" She demanded.

Since I didn't want to get pummeled, I obeyed.

"What's up Blondie?"

"Well I've been feeling kind of weird lately, and it doesn't seem like the kind of thing I should ask Carly about, and you're the only adult I know, so…"

"Ok, how are you feeling weird? Wait, you're not… I don't need to tell you about the birds and the bees do I?" I was horrified… I hadn't even given that talk to Carly yet!

"God no!" She yelled.

"Oh, thank God!" I was so relieved. "So what's wrong?"

"Well I've got this weird feeling in the pit of my stomach. Kind of like someone punched me, but a happy kind of punch. And I haven't been able to concentrate on anything but… I mean I just haven't been able to concentrate. And Every time I was thinking about… what it was that I was thinking about, Carly says I was smiling like an idiot! And the worst thing of all is that I haven't felt like eating all day! Me! Not even ham!"

"Whoa!" I said, shocked. "You can't eat ham? Girl you've got it bad! Who's the lucky guy?"

"Guy, what guy? How'd you know there was a guy? And what've I got food poisoning or something?"

"Oh Sam, this isn't food poisoning… You're in love! Who's the dude?

"What? Are you taking wacky pills? I'm not in love! I'm gonna go ask a real grown-up."

She got up and started walking to the door.

"Geeze, Sam, it's not like I'm telling you you're in love with Freddie, or something!"

Her hand froze on the doorknob, she turned around and glared at me with hate. That's when it finally hit me, and my eyes widened.

"Wait a minute… Why are you asking me this today? Did you just start feeling like this today? Now hold on, that was just a dream, or some kind of hallucination, wasn't it? Wait, if it was just a dream, why was Freddie talking to me today about… No, it couldn't be. Could it? It did, didn't it? You did it! You kissed Freddie, didn't you? Oh, my God, you and Freddie kissed!"

All of a sudden, I was on the ground, with a pillow covering my face.

"If you tell anyone about this, especially the nub, and you will wake up in an emergency room, got it?"

I nodded, and she let me up. She walked to the door to leave, but before she left, she paused and peeked back in the apartment.

"And I am not in love with anyone, especially not with him!"

And with that, she slammed the door.

Now she may not have admitted it – I don't think Freddie did either – but that kiss meant more to them than they let on. After all, Freddie never professed his love to Carly without provocation anymore, and Sam seemed to bring it up more than ever. Now that's not the end of the story by far, but I'll let Freddie continue. After all, I'm just the guest story teller, person thing.

You know what I mean.

Oh, one more thing.

Soon after they kissed, when David Archeluta won America Sings, Carly and Freddie hugged , and Sam and Freddie went in to hug each other too, but stopped short, and they got delightfully awkward; it was so cute!

And they always say they hate each other!

AN: Like I said at the top, Creddie is pretty much a one-sided thing until iSaved Your Life, so don't despair. When it comes to that, there will definitely be Creddie! And Seddiers, don't despair either… just because Creddie will start happening, doesn't mean Seddie will stop! After all, I still haven't decided who will end up with him.

So I hope you liked Spencer's POV, but if not, review and tell me, and I'll just stick with Freddie's POV from now on.

Anyways, Review and vote! Currently, Creddie is leading, so Seddiers step up if you want to see Sam and Freddie happen!