I am SO SORRY I couldn't update. I wa out. Yes, I know, I know, it's not on topic, but I just HAD to do a special chapter! This is pure randomness! I need to pour out my feelings through this deep, heartfelt, random chapter! I also use it as a piano warmup. Enjoy! PLEASE help me with ideas! I'm SERIOUSLY running out! The next chapters will be longer, and I'll try to edit the first ones.
"Twinkle, twinkle ninja star. How I wonder what you are. Into people's face you fly. Like a hater in the sky," Frostshine sings. She then proceeds to throw frost ninja stars at Jayfeather. One smacks Jayfeather in the nose.
"SCOOOOOOORE!" Firesong says, blowing a whistle. "Ohmystarclanthatwasawesome bfijgnefvijfnvefijvn."
Frostshine gives he r a warning look. "We discussed this. Just because we are text doesn't mean we can SPAM the story."
Feathertail appears. "Humuhumunukunukuapua'a! I caught a humuhumunukunukuapua'a in the lake today! They're delicious!" she yowls.
Firesong makes a pouty face. "Why does she get to spam the story then?"
"It's actually a word. It's a type of fish," Frostshine says. "Snowfreeze was doing a project on Hawaii last year, and the state fish was a humuhumunukunukuapua'a.
"What!? Those people are crazy!" Firesong retorts.
"AAAAAUUUUGGGHHH next time ask me permission before making me have a pink mustache. But it was adorable lol!" Frostshine says. "And if you really want me to be annoyed, give me mascara!"
"ERES ESTUPIDO!" Frostshine yowls at Lionblaze in Spanish(use Google translate).
"Uh, hola?" Lionblaze replies STUPIDLY.
Frostshine smiles evilly at Jayfeather. "I have an idea mwahahahaha," she says. "You will totally be mad at me and not like me anymore."
Jayfeather just smiles stupidly.
"SPAM TIME!" Diamondtail yowls, magically appearing. She starts spamming the whole chapter.
"hgdskgjbsdifdsjnvdsovjsdnvodsjvnsdovksdnvdsoivcsjvokscnvcslkvscnvlcskvndsovknfsgoifdngsfojgnfdgoufdbgsdojfbsfbkjsfngadlkfnad,"she says. "Also, dfdgdngfhrevgfnfxghfdshfgmdghjsgrhhgmjuyudNfhhfcmjhkdutjfhj."
"Nyanyanyanyanyanyanyan," Moonsong screeches.
"hihihihihihihihihihihi lololololololololololol hihowareyoudoingihatejayfeather," Firesong spams happily.
"Hey!" Jayfeather snaps.
"Have you ever heard the Bluestar cry to the blue corn moon, or asked the grinning Tigerclaw why he grins," Frostshine sings.
"No, because THEY'RE BOTH DEAD," Jayfeather replies, irritable(as usual).
"byelolthiswasfunandfullofspam," Firesong says.
By the way guys, Moonsong is going go be leaving both Truth or Dare and The Real Reason. Frostshine is not open to any dares. Frostshine is technically me, and i do NOT want to be subjected to public humiliation! By the way, don't yell at me saying "YOU CANT CONTROL THE FANFIC CKNBADMHCDCKH," because that's spam, and I just asked FiresongOfIceClan if she could do that.
Bye!
Nope, just kidding!
"Wait, it's not done?" Firesong says in bold, because Frostshine's too lazy to change the font.
"Yep!" Frostshine smiles happily. She then starts throwing whipped cream at Jayfeather. He licks the whole thing off.
"Aww..." Frostshine says disappointedly. "I was hoping he hated whip cream."
Suddenly, Thornear smashes the fourth wall and comes in. "WATERMELOOOON!" he screeches, running around.
"No! I Will not let you ruin the fanfic with Try Not To Laugh vines! Note to readers: DON'T WATCH IT!" Frostshine screeches, pointing her oreo pencil at him. Thornear immediately disappears.
Meanwhile, Grammarkit and Punctuationkit are making heart eyes at each other. Punctuationkit(the tom) hands roses to Grammarkit(the shecat). "Be my valentine," he says making heart eyes.
Grammarkit makes heart eyes back."It's not even Valentine's Day, but that's so sweet! Thank you!"
Frostshine watches them wistfully. "That's so cute! I love romance! Awwww!" she says happily.
Jayfeather looks at Frostshine expectantly.
"Ew, not like that!" Frostshine says, looking away awkwardly. "WHY do you have to make stuff so weird!"
"Because I love you," Jayfeather says.
"This is booooring," Firesong says.
"Well, this is the end! Bye!" Frostshine Says, smiling.
Ok, well, Moonsong cannot be in the next chapter! I'm sorry guys!
"Oooh oooh sorry."
-Jayfeather
Quote is over, so bye! I will release the next chapter, and PLEASE PM me and tell me possible new Real Reasons! I'm Also starting a fanfic called What Really Happened, and it might go up soon! See you soon!
-FrostshineOfIceClan