My God Somah's a bitch. One second I'm getting Crissy to strip out of her Rivet City uniform, the next second, I'M wearing the Rivet city uniform. Somah stole my Mesmetron while I was distracted and made us switch our uniforms. Note to self: Always hypnotize both Crissy and Somah at the same time. Not only does it prevent her from stopping all the fun, it can also escalate to that steamy lesbian threesome I haven't had in such a long time.
So now I'm stuck wearing this tacky security uniform. And I also think it's one size too small, making Crissy's anatomy cuter then I initially thought. Somah's actually quite lucky Crissy looks so great in my uniform. I was ready to kill her before I saw Crissy's tight ass move in that jumpsuit. What I wouldn't do to just... argghh!
Yes brain, I am fully aware that I haven't had my cherry popped for the last forty-eight hours. Therefore making this entire abduction the worst abduction I've had in my entire life, and I've been through quite a few. I'm working on a plan to trick Sally into giving me my mesmetron. I'm not sure what Somah said to her, but Sally's been holding that gun tight from me. I'll figure something out. In the meantime...
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Slicy slicity slice slice slice. Stabby stab and stab here. Electric cut. Samurai beheading. And... Slicy slice slice.
I got my sword back. And I'm happy about that. Somah likes the alien lasers because they're cool as hell. Crissy is sticking with an SMG she found in a crate. She's obviously not a weapons expert but I think it suits her best. Her gun skills are amateurish, which is probably what happens when someone gets a security job at a place no one ever attacks. I've also taken to liberty of lending Sally some grenades. Let it be known that Clover loves to make children smile before handing them over to slavers.
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"Alright," Sally says, "now you just need to wake them up for the space suit."
Crissy raises her hand, "umm... I don't think that's a good idea."
Somah knocks on one of the glass containers. "I'm with Crissy on this, how are we sure this is safe."
Sally shrugs at me. Why am I still taking orders from a kid? "Welp," I tell them, "We're stuck here until we figure something out. So either we hurry this up or wait here until the aliens try to kill us again."
Somah and Crissy look to each other. I go to the panel put my hands on the machine. Lights flash across the floors. Smoke and vapor drains out from the pods and into the ceiling. The air becomes warm as the walls shoot hot steam into the pods.
The rest of us back away from them. The temperature gets hotter and the ice pods begin to open.