Kingdom Crazies
Ch.4 Topeeka
Me: Hi, theres no horror stuff in this chapter.
Sora: Thank god.
(Donald is still shivering)
Me: You will enjoy this one. After writing that last chapter I feel sick. Man, that was nasty. I guess I am the light hearted. I guess I don't know my own strength with words.
Sora: Oh, please, you don't even work out.
Me: I SAID WITH WORDS YOU IDIOT! Man, don't you ever listen?
Sora: Oh, please, you don't even listen at school.
Me: SHUT UP! (acts like nothing happened and speaks in cheery, girly voice) Okay! (claps
hands together) Lets start the story!
Riku starts beating up Sora in the bed and then Donald and Goofy pull Riku off. Riku breathes heavy.
"Okay...(breath)...We need to...(breath)...Bring him to Aeris."
"Your right, she could help him." Goofy answers.
They all then get Sora on the gummi ship and fly to Hollow Bastion. They then get to Aeris and sat him down in a chair, so she could examine him. He just looked out blankley and smiled with his eyes opened wide as she walked slowly around him.
"Hmmmmm..." She said watching him.
Sora then opened his mouth.
"It is HOT in Topeeka."
All were confused.
"Topeeeeeekaaaaa."
Still confused.
"My toe is hot...Peek it."
Sora points at his toe and shouts insanely.
"PEEK IT!"
Unless you watch Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, you wont know what I am talking about.
"PEEK IT!"
Sora falls off the chair in excitement with a loud thud and doesn't move.
"Yep, he lost it." Aeris said right after he fell.
Sora's leg twitches. Aeris goes over to him, sits him back on the chair and gets him to open his mouth, so she can look in it. She sees something tiny and blue hiding behind his molars. It then runs to the next side of his mouth and jumps down. She gets a magnafine glass and it looks like a smurf. She gets closer and sees it had a paddle ball. She gets tweezers and pulls it out. Its Bloo. Bloo speaks in a fast, tiny, sqeaker voice.
"Put me down, let me go, let me paddle, put me down right now, I'll kill you in your sleep, put me down!"
She then flicks the blue speck with her finger.
"Well that explains why its hot in topeeka" She says.
Sora starts to drool. Leon/Sqauwl walks in behind him.
"Hey Sora! What are you doing her?" He calls.
Before anyone can answer, Sora turns his head all the way around without moving his body.
"To still your nuts."
"WHAT?'
"I want your nuts."
"Sora, I don't understand?"
"Your nuts are crunchy...I want'em."
Leon/Squawl backs up.
"Sora, got banged in the head by Riku on accident, and now he has gone loony." Aeris answers quickly.
Sora stares at Leon and licks his lips in a creepy way.
"Well...I guess I'll go." Leon says nervously and walks out the door.
Sora turns his head back around to face the right way. He then looks at Aeris with his googly expression.
"Peek my toe...It is HOT."
(back to talking with Sora)
Me: (sigh of relief) Sweet revenge.
Sora:...That was just wierd.
(Riku nods)
Leon/Sqauwl: My nuts aren't crunchy.
(everyone looks at him wierdly.)
Leon/Squawl: What?
Me: Well, I hope you enjoyed this chapter!
(Donald still shivers)
Me: Oh, C'mon get over it!