MF: After yesterday's little…episode, we are issuing some tests to check your mental sanity. Each of you will be taken into a separate room and given some tests.
ROOM 1: JOHN
Mf: John, what do you see in this Rorschach test?
John: Well, I see a couple things.
MF: Tell me.
John: I see a chainsaw.
MF: A chainsaw? That's new.
John: I see a carousel.
MF: Right. Related to one of your traps. Go on.
John: And a bunny.
MF: a…bunny?
ROOM 2: ADAM
MF: I'm going to say a word. You tell me the first word that comes to your mind. Ready? Animal.
Adam: Potato
MF: Color
Adam: Potato
MF: Angry.
Adam: (says angrily) POTATO!
MF: Adam, you can't answer potato for everything.
Adam: Why not?
MF: is it really the first thing that comes to your mind?
Adam: What? I'm hungry.
ROOM 3: ZEP
Mf: This test is about having a good role model. Choose a role model that influences you and who you can try to be like.
Zep: Okay. How about The Flash?
MF: The Flash?
Zep: Yeah. You know. Faster than the speed of light?
MF: It's speeding bullet, and that's Superman.
Zep: Right. But he's the fastest man alive!
MF: Why do you choose him? Because he saves lives?
Zep: Are you kidding? Being fast would be so cool! I could pick my nose so fast no one would even see! (Stands up, puts foot on chair and thrusts fist in the air) Zep! Warp speed nose picker!
ROOM 4: AMANDA
Mf: Here is a piece of paper. It has two lines on it. One is straight, one is curved. You have ten minutes to draw whatever you think you can make using those two lines.
~Ten minutes Later~
MF: Okay, what did you draw?
Amanda: I drew John.
MF: He's…wearing a speedo?
Amanda: I love him.
MF: And what does this tell us?
Amanda: That I love him
MF: …in a speedo?
Amanda: Yep.
MF: (shakes head) I thought I'd seen it all ((interpret that however you want;))
ROOM 5: MARK
Mf: Here are some building blocks. Build something and tell me what you made.
(Mark builds structure using his beaver teeth to shape some pieces)
MF: No..don't do that! Oh. Too late.
Mark: Done! It's a castle!
MF: Wonderful! And-
Mark: Right here is the torture chamber. The flying monkeys put people in there where they rip them in half and beat them with sticks. Up here is the king's bedroom, anyone who tries to enter gets 999999999999 volts of electricity in their butthole! And here-
MF: Stop. Just…the test is over.
EVERYONE BACK IN A GROUP
Mf: oKAY. So I've gone over the results of the tests…
Adam: (whispers to Amanda) I bet I got an A.
Amanda: A for Asshole.
MF: You are all insane. I have concluded from the sests that you are all officially insane.
Mark: (wiggles arms in the air) in-sane in the mem-brane!
Jeff: Ugh. You are all so totally stupid.