Palkia and Oddish wheelbarrowed their way to the alleyway, but when they went there, there was... spaghetti! And it was moving on the floor!
"OH MY GOD ODDISH DO SOMETHING THE SPAGHETTI'S ALIVE!" Palkia screamed and flailed his arms like a scared anime girl.
Oddish sighed at the dumb legendary and used sweet scent on Palkia. The spaghetti raised itself in curiosity as it smelled the... questionable scent and rushed up Palkia's leg. Palkia jumped into the wheelbarrow in fear and all the weed flew into the main city. Palkia cried for his weed as he realised what his fat butt had done and the spaghetti was on his head. Oddish jumped onto Palkia's wheelbarrow.
"Palkia chill!" Oddish said, laughing at his reaction.
"HOW CAN I CHILL WHEN THERE'S A SPAGHETTI MONSTER ON MY HEAD?! AND ALL MY WEED'S GONE!" Palkia grabbed Oddish and shook him.
Oddish sighed at the spaghetti which was wiggling around (still on Palkia's head). "Ditto, I know that's you: get off Palkia's head."
The spaghetti slid off Palkia's head, leaving a trail of tomato sauce. "Wheeee!" the spaghetti said gleefully.
"OH MY GOD IT TALKED!" Palkia screamed.
"Well, that's because-" Oddish was interrupted.
"I'm Ditto!" the spaghetti said from outside the wheelbarrow. "See?" the spaghetti fused and turned into a happy lilac blob.
"Ohhhhhh!" Palkia exclaimed as he saw Ditto's little beady eyes. "Hi buddy! I didn't see you! I was distracted by the spaghetti monster!"
Oddish walked into a wall and facepalmed (because he had no hands). "Ditto was the spaghetti monster you idiot- did you not see the eyes on the spaghetti?"
"You're so high Oddish- spaghetti doesn't have eyes!" Palkia remarked.
"Yeah, Oddish!" Ditto span his neckless head around and swayed from side to side. "Spaghetti don't have no eyes bruh!"
Oddish blinked. "I have no words." he muttered.
Palkia looked at his wheelbarrow again and wailed "MY WEED'S GONE! NOW I'M NEVER GOING TO PAY THOMAS DA DANK ENGINE OR GET HIGH EVER AGAIN!"
"Then let's look for it!" Ditto suggested excitedly. "It flew into the main city so that's where we should look!"
Palkia looked at the crowds of humans walking by and hid behind the wheelbarrow. "I can't."
"Why?" Ditto said. "You're Palkia! You can do anything!"
"B-but the paparazzi! They'll stalk me! And when Arceus finds out that I've been getting more paparazzi than him, he'll make sure I never leave the alley again! I can't just go out there like this!"
Ditto put a little round arm on his double chin. "Hmmm..."
"Quick Ditto! Oddish hissed. "Before Palkia thinks about smoking me!"
"Got it!" Ditto wore a smug devilish look on his face. "I'll transform into a human and put you guys on leads! They'll think Palkia is just a clone from a trade and no paparazzi will come!"
"Pokemon trainers use balls, Ditto..." Oddish said.
"Palkia's too fat to go inside one! My plan is foolproof!"
"But what if you accidentally... turn back into Ditto?" Oddish asked hesitantly.
"Nah! My plan's foolproof! Come on Palkia! let's get that weed back!"
"Yay! Weed!" Palkia cheered as Ditto transformed into a random human and miraculously found two leads for Palkia and Oddish.
The trio walked out onto the street which was covered in posh Kalosians.
"Are you sure about this?" Oddish said uncomfortably as he looked at human Ditto's simplistic face.
"Yeah! It's not like I turned into anyone important! I'm just a pretty little boring girl with a Pikachu rucksack and school shoes!"
"Oh shut up Oddish! Nobody will suspect a little girl looking for drugs with her pet Oddish and her pet Palkia!" Palkia made an 'uwu' face
"Yeah... Sure you are..." Oddish sighed- for Ditto had not turned into a mundane little girl...
He had transformed into Professor Sycamore, one of the most important and well known people in Kalos.