Author's Note: This is probably the one you've been waiting for. Alucard's Chapter! All characters belong to Kouta Hirano. In your reviews, suggest a character you would like me to do next. Also, please read Oh So Majesty which is my Sci-Fi Hellsing fanfiction and give some constructive criticism of your interest. I shall reply whenever.

NARRATION MADNESS

Alucard's Chapter

Alucard scoffed-"What did he thought my hat was?"

-Alucard sees Seras dancing the chicken dance with a bunch of koalas-

"Police Girl?!"-Alucard yelled.

"Master!! Run away from the narrator!"-Seras replied while dancing.

"Narrator?"-Alucard said- "What is this nonsense?"

Nosferatu Alucard.

Alucard looked up.

Knitting is one of his favorite hobbies.

He scoffed once again-"Yeah right-", he found himself knitting a sock. "What??"

-No Response-

Alucard threw away the knitting stuff- "Completely ridiculous."

"M-Master!"-Seras continued-"He won't..."

Nosferatu Alucard.

He is a loyal member of Costco and shops for groceries every day there.

"Costco? What the hell??"

Ha Ha!

Look at his membership card!

"That's just ridiculous" -Alucard felt something in his pocket, a picture of himself as a Costco member- "Since when I'm a Costco member???"

What a loyal member, fans should be proud of him.

"What fans??"-Alucard pointed his jackal towards the roof- "What's so funny?!?!"

He should be an Executive Member of Costco, being so will earn him 2% Annual Reward on most Costco purchases and receive additional benefits of their membership services.

Come on fans, root for him!

"I am NOT fucking around!!"-Alucard shot at the roof with his jackal in anger.

Nosferatu Alucard.

He enjoys the taste of ravioli.

Mhm-Mhm-Mhm!

Alucard continued to shoot.

Especially from Chef Boyardee.

-Chef Boyardee being cooked in a microwave-

"Master! He's not on the roof!"-Seras.

"He's gotta be somewhere!!"-Alucard replied in anger.

Nosferatu Alucard.

Have you seen him on the advertisements of Head and Shoulders?

"...No..."- Alucard then turned on the TV, seeing that he appears in such commercial- "Stop FUCKING AROUND!!"

Watch out for the hair flip!

"I'm a VAMPIRE!! I shouldn't be in a ridiculous advertisement like that!!"

Nosferatu Alucard.

Was inconsiderate enough to leave the toilet seat up!

Seras gasped- "Master!"

"This is pure NONSENSE! I'm a vampire!!"-Alucard.

Nosferatu Alucard.

Or Ally-poo.

Has a myspace account.

Pffft..

Everybody knows facebook is better than myspace!

"I'M A VAMPIRE!! CAN'T YOU HEAR ME?!"

La-La-La-La

La-La-La-La

La-La-La-La-Loooooooserrr...

"THAT'S IT!!"-Alucard continued all his way around the Hellsing mansion trying to kill the narrator.

R&R