Gosh, this one was fun to write.

Yet again, I must say thank you to all who love my cruddy writing. I do not deserve you. Also, I must thank my darling friend RedMagus for putting up with my fan girling and for the critiques.

Now this scenario might seem familiar to Bunnymund fans and it was inspired by a comic created by the extremely talented and awesome Rinpin. Here a link to said comic s well as her tumblr: post/39009408857/welp-i-regret-nothing-cause-honestly-i-dont#notes

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And as always, enjoy!

Root Beer Baby

Chapter Four: The Wonder of Meds

Jack couldn't contain his laughter. The grey pooka was completely loopy from the shot North had given him. After singing Here Comes Peter Cottontail with botched lyrics and talking to dust bunnies, Bunnymund was now babbling about random topics. As of now, he was on the subject of Lady Gaga.

"I'm telling ya mate," He began. "If you listen to her song Poker Face backwards, she's singing about stealing my eggs."

"Really?" Jack snickered slightly.

"I swear it's true!" The pooka declared. "She also tried to sneak into my Warren once!"

There was a soft knock at the door. Jack tore himself away from his entertainment and opened the door. Hovering there was the tooth fairy. She smiled at Jack who grinned in return.

"It's my turn to stay with Bunny," She said. "You can take a break."

"Okay, I need to recharge the camera anyways." The spirit of fun said with a smirk.

Tooth floated into the room as Jack past her and closed the door. Upon seeing the brightly colored fairy, a huge grin appeared on Bunny's face. He slicked back his ears and then did a breath check. Then, he propped himself up, trying to look suave; of course, he failed. Tooth placed herself next to him on the bed, unaware of his strange behavior.

"How are you feeling Bunny?" She asked, smiling sweetly.

"I'm feeling fine," He said, scooting close to her "I'm doing better now that you're here."

"Do you need anything?" Tooth asked, oblivious to Bunny's attempts at flirting. "A pillow or some soup?"

"How about a kiss?" He asked, reaching for her.

"What?" Tooth stood up. "A kiss? From me?"

Bunny nodded, his lips puckered. He tried to grab Tooth who merely floated out of the way. She knew that her friend had suffered a rather nasty accident at his Warren and had been given drugs to help with the pain. But she never thought he would have such an adverse reaction to it. The normally quiet and strong guardian of hope was now starring at her with a rather lustful grin.

"C'mon Toothy," He said, getting out of the bed. "Just one, little kiss."

"Aster, lay back down," She commanded in her sternest voice. "You need to rest."

"I'll lay down with you lay with me."

"Aster!" Tooth's face turned bright red

"Just one kiss love, that's all I'm asking for."

Suddenly, he jumped towards her. Thankfully the meds had dulled his speed so she was able to dodge him. He turned around and jumped towards again but she still managed to fly out of the way. Quickly as she could, she opened the door and flew out into the workshop hall way.

"Playing hard to get eh shelia?" He called after her. "Okay, I'm coming after ya!"

Tooth zoomed forward, her heart racing. Never before had Bunny been so forward with her! It wasn't like him at all. It wasn't like she hadn't entertained the idea of receiving a kiss from him but not this! He wasn't in the right mental state. If she kissed him now, she felt lie she would be taking advantage of him.

She looked back to see if he was following her but she suddenly crashed into something. Two hands grabbed her and she looked up to see Bunnymund in front of her. She stared at him, completely flabbergasted.

"Tunnels darling!" He said. "Now gimme some sugar!"

"NO!" She shouted, trying to get free. "Bunny, you're not well!"

"I'll feel better once ya kiss me!" He replied, his lips puckered.

Had he always been this strong? She couldn't seem to get free of his grip. And why was he suddenly so intent on kissing her? While she was flattered, she felt like this wasn't right. But he was so obsessed with a kiss from her, she felt she would have no choice. Still, she could use this situation to her advantage.

"Okay Aster, you win. I'll give you a kiss," She began but she raised her hand to stop his lips. "I'll give you a kiss if you lay down."

"That's all I have to do to get a kiss? Okay!" Bunnymund grinned. "To the bedroom!"

Tooth had to help her loopy friend back towards his room for he still was having trouble keeping himself steady. The whole way he babbled about many things from dust bunnies to some royal person named GaGa. They managed to get back to the room but they weren't able to avoid stares from the confused yetis. Finally, she got him into the bed and under the covers.

"There!" Tooth sighed.

"Pucker up Toothy!" He said, his lips puckered.

Tooth merely rolled her eyes. She floated slightly upwards and placed a small kiss on his head. Bunnymund's face fell.

"That's not a kiss!"

"It is so a kiss! You said you wanted a kiss and I gave it to you!"

"But I want a real kiss!" The Pooka pouted. "Gimme some lip action love!"

"Oh, that is disgusting!" Tooth made a face. "You sir need to have your mouth washed out with soap!"

"Please Toothy, just one kiss on the lips!" He begged. "I'll brush my teeth every day if you give me one!"

"We all know that's a lie. Besides, why do you want a kiss from me so badly?" She asked, crossing her arms.

"Why wouldn't I want a kiss from the most beautiful creature that ever existed?"

"Well I….wait, what did you say?" Tooth asked.

"Aw Toothy, you have to know how utterly gorgeous you are!" Bunnymund continued. "I mean yeah, Mother Nature is pretty and all but you my dear are just bloody beautiful."

Tooth felt herself blushing again. Never had the guardian of Hope been so open before. It was most likely due to the drugs but she knew Aster was no liar. However, he was adept at hiding his feelings. Maybe the drugs had lowered his defenses. Either way, she decided to just indulge him this once.

"Okay, I guess one kiss won't hurt." Tooth said with a small smile.

Bunny smiled as the mutli-colored fairy came closer. She placed her hands on his face and pulled his face closer to her. When their lips met, Bunnymund felt like his brain had exploded. His leg started thumping like mad as Tooth held the kiss. When she pulled away, the warrior Pooka wore an extremely goofy grin.

"I should get wounded more often." He said.

"You better not!" Tooth giggled. "Now, will you rest?"

"Stay with me?" He asked.

"Okay."

So Tooth sat down next to Aster. He wrapped an arm around her waist before yawning and closing his eyes. She wasn't sure how he would react once the meds wore off but she didn't care. She would never tell him about this little incident.

Unless she needed black mail material.