Animal Crossing: Mario Style
Birby6: Reviews time, reviews time, open it to see what's inside!
Lemmy: I think you're going insane.
Birby6: Nah, that's just me. Review number one is from dragon19kyoshi
Another great chapter and another person must go and come. Now let's get rid of... Gonzales Jr. and replacing him is... Luigi.
Birby6: One vote for Gonzales Jr!
Ella: NOOOOO!
(Everyone stares at Ella)
Ella: Um, pancakes?
Everyone: YAY PANCAKES!
Ella: Phew.
Birby6: Next is from laguzgirl13
XD This is stinking hilareous! Ella can really make me crack up. I vote out Toad cause he bores me, and I vote that Boo comes in next. :p I can't wait for an update!
Birby6: One vote for Toad!
Toad: (shakes)
Birby6: This from bomrocks23!
I was just skimming through fanfictions until i saw this, and this is HILARIOUS TO THE POWER OF TEN! I want Roy out and Luigi to move in. My favorite contestant is Eyeless Goomba! Please update Please. !
Birby6: And one for Roy!
Roy: I'm going to get this bomrocks23!
Birby6: Here's one from Littlegirlatheart.
I think I may be too late to be counted(Maybe not) And I would normally want Bowser Junior in, but then this would just be all koopalings, so I vote...Ummm.. Oh Just let Luigi in, he was robbed last chapter.
But I want toad gone! He ISN'T. DOING. ANYTHING. He is UNINTERESTING,the greatest mortal failing.
Birby6: Another for Toad!
Toad: How am I uninteresting? I'm not like those other Toads out there!
Birby6: Last one is from trappedinthefayz!
Amazing story. I would like ella to move out because she is not that move i think luigi. Best mario charachter ever
Birby6: Last one is for Ella!
(Ella's eye twitches. She leaps out of the story, socks trappedinthefayz, then goes back into the story, satisfied)
Ella: (thinking) How's THAT for uninteresting!
Birby6: And that's it! Let's see the standings!
Gonzales Jr: 1
Toad: 2
Roy: 1
Ella: 1
Birby6: Sorry Toad, but you're eliminated.
Toad: Dang it!
Birby6: Bring in the cannon Goombario!
(He does. Toad gets in, and he fires to the "Magical Place")
Bowser: If that window breaks one more time…
(Toad comes crashing through the window)
Bowser: You have got to be kidding me!
Toad: Um, hi?
Bowser: ROAR!
Toad: AAAAAHHHH!
(Back with the others…)
Birby6: Another day, another loss. Oh well, time for you guys to meet the guy moving in!
(A man in green appears next to him. It was non other than…)
Lemmy: Luigi?
Luigi: You bet!
Eyeless Goomba: OH MY GOSH, IT'S THE FAMOUS LUIGI! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!
(Luigi blushes)
Ella: Wait, what's the famous Luigi doing in this show?
Luigi: Well, I want to prove that I'm not inferior to Mario. I'm not going to be in his shadow once I win this game!
Birby6: Nice. Plus, you're just in time to move into the city!
(A bus comes in and crashes into a tree)
Blueytroopa: Who's driving the bus?
(A Paratroopa wobbles out. He has an eye patch on his right eye, and looks like he's drunk)
Paratroopa: What did you say about bunions?
Gourmet Guy: You're letting a drunk Paratroopa drive us to the city?
Birby6: We're low on budget okay? I'll meet you at the city!
(The contestants get in the bus. Gourmet Guy has trouble getting in, but eventually gets inside)
Paratroopa: To the cider mill we go!
(He drives away in an erratic manner. Everyone is holding on to their seats so they don't get hit. Once they arrive in the city, he crashes into a nearby gate)
Paratroopa: Potatoes!
(Everyone on the bus is a little shaken up, but everyone manages to get off the bus. Seeing the city, it looked pretty average for a city. Lemmy goes into a seemingly abandoned building, Ella and Blueytroopa stay in the city square, Luigi heads off to a building with an odd Buzzy Beetle in front of it, Roy heads off to a theater area, Gourmet Guy is sitting being…Gourmet Guy, Gonzales Jr. heads to a clothes shop, and the Eyeless Goomba heads into a mystical building in a corner)
With Lemmy…
(Lemmy starts knocking on the door)
?: Whoa there! Do you have a membership?
Lemmy: Membership?
?: Yup, because you need to have one to get in this joint! We don't want any cops coming or anything.
Lemmy: Come on, can't you just let it slide this once?
?: Sorry stranger, but you must have one to come in.
(Lemmy starts to leave with his head down, but…didn't he hear that voice before? He starts to think of possible candidates, when it came to him…)
Lemmy: It's…HIM!
(He ran back to the door and tore it down in pure anger. Right in the room was Lemmy's eternal enemy…)
Crazy Blue: …
(Lemmy's eyes were bloodshot, and smoke was coming out of his nostrils)
Crazy Blue: Ummmmm…can't we just let the painting scam go already?
(Lemmy pulls out a rifle)
Crazy Blue: I guess not.
Lemmy: PAYBACK TIME, BUDDY!
(He chases Crazy Blue around the entire room, trying to shoot for the head. He does end up shooting a few of Crazy Blue's possessions as well)
With Ella…
(We see Doopliss, on a wheelchair with many casts on, come in with a cart full of balloons)
Doopliss: I'm finally, ow, away from that, ow, fat freak at last! All I have to do is, ow, sell this junk and not, ow, move a muscle!
(Ella and Blueytroopa go near him)
Doopliss: Hello little, ow, Yoshi. Do you want, ow, anything?
Ella: (acting cute) Can I have a pink balloon that resembles a Yoshi?
Doopliss: Coming, ow, right up!
(He looks into his cart, and he notices he has none)
Doopliss: Sorry little baby, but I seem to be, ow, all out.
(Ella's eye twitches, then she lunges on Doopliss, knocking him off his wheelchair. She proceeds to punch his face)
Ella: I WANT A PINK BALLOON! I WANT A PINK BALLOON!
Doopliss: I'm all out! Why can't you just accept that?
(Just as Ella proceeded to smash Doopliss' face against the pavement, Blueytroopa comes in)
Blueytroopa: Ella, I got snow cones!
Ella: Yay, snow cones!
(She gets off of Doopliss and runs to Blueytroopa, leaving Doopliss on the ground with a black eye and many broken bones)
Doopliss: At least she's gone…
(Gourmet Guy comes up to him)
Doopliss: Darn it.
Gourmet Guy: YOU WILL PAY FOR NOT LIKING CAKE!
(Gourmet Guy picks up Doopliss' wheelchair then proceeds to whack him with it)
With Luigi…
(Luigi goes up to an odd Buzzy Beetle in a corner)
Buzzy Beetle: Well, well, well, look who I get to meet again.
Luigi: Do I know you?
Buzzy Beetle: Oh you do my friend…
(Luigi looks at the Buzzy Beetle. He has a green shell with a wrench on top of it)
Luigi: I'm sorry, you don't ring a bell.
Buzzy Beetle: DANGIT, I'M TORQUE! I'M THE BUZZY BEETLE THAT TAGGED ALONG WITH YOU IN THE WAFFLE KINGDOM BECAUSE YOU WRECKED MY CAR!
(Luigi thinks for a moment)
Luigi: Oh, now I remember!
Torque: It's because of you that I'm doing business here!
Luigi: What?
Torque: I'm trying to come up with enough money to repair my car, so I'm running a "shining" business in this city. I shine shoes, shells, and others stuff for 2 coins each.
Luigi: So I guess since you hate me, you won't let me use your service?
Torque: Actually, I want to everyone to know about my business, so I have to spread the word around. The only way I'll do that is by serving customers, even if I hate them.
Luigi: Okay then, could you shine my shoes then?
Torque: Only if you give me 2 coins.
(Luigi reaches into his pocket, pulls out 2 coins, and gives them to Torque)
Torque: Good, now don't move while I work!
(Luigi obeys, refusing to move his legs. Torque gets out a washcloth, puts it on his wrench, then proceeds to shine Luigi's shoes. After a few minutes, Luigi 's shoes are so clean, he could see his reflection in them)
Luigi: Whoa, not bad for shoe shining.
Torque: Thanks. Come back when you need to, okay?
(Luigi nods, then heads off to the other buildings)
Torque: Maybe I should have told him about the "Everyone hates you" message I put on the bottom of his shoes…nah!
With Roy…
(Roy ends up in a theatre area, and notices a Shy Guy operating an admission booth)
Shy Guy: Hello there sir! Would you like a ticket for seeing the comedian Mr. Funnybones?
Roy: That name sounds like crap.
Shy Guy: Hey, I'm just the guy that gives away tickets for the show, not some sort of critic! Do you want a ticket or not?
Roy: …Fine.
Shy Guy: 3 coins please.
(Roy reaches into his shell and give the Shy Guy 3 coins. The Shy Guy gives Roy a ticket in return)
Shy Guy: Enjoy the show!
(Roy gives the Shy Guy a mean look, then heads inside the theatre. Luigi comes in and goes to the Shy Guy soon after)
Luigi: I heard a comedian was doing a show here. Can I see him?
Shy Guy: Sure! 3 coins please.
(Luigi hands the Shy Guy 3 coins then enters. The theatre is pretty small compared to others, and it only had 3 rows of 5 seats. The stage was pretty small as well, as it looked like it could only fit 1 person at a time)
Luigi: Whoa, small theatre.
(Luigi finds a seat next to Roy, who was in the middle row, and sits next to him)
Roy: Hey, what're you doing here?
Luigi: I heard there was a comedian in this place, and I wanted to check him out.
Roy: Just because I'm not with my dad right now doesn't mean you should follow me around!
Luigi: You must do something besides trying to take over the Mushroom Kingdom.
(Roy was about to reply, but more people started to come into the theatre. A Koopa sat in the back row, a Bob-omb in the front, and a Monty Mole that wouldn't shut up sat next to Luigi)
Monty Mole:
!Howsitgoing??Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh?
Roy: Uh, SHUT UP!
(Roy punches the Monty Mole in the face, knocking him out. Surprisingly, nobody cared about what Roy just did, even Luigi)
Luigi: It's Roy's personality, so I'm not surprised.
(After that little incident, the lights started to dim out, and the Shy Guy from before started announcing over the speakers)
Shy Guy: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the world famous comedian, Mr. Funnybones!
(Everyone in the audience starts clapping, even Roy and Luigi. The Monty Mole didn't since he was out cold. The curtain lifts, and a Dry Bones with a fancy bowtie appears on the stage)
Mr. Funnybones: Whoa, looks like a great crowd tonight! It could be worse, because I've heard about a guy with his left side cut off!
(A few gasps are heard in the seats)
Mr. Funnybones: Don't worry, he's ALL RIGHT now!
(A slight wind is heard in the theater, since nobody got the joke)
Mr. Funnybones: Left side cut off? All right now? Get it?
Roy: LAME!
(Roy throws a shoe at Mr. Funnybones)
Mr. Funnybones: Hey, no throwing objects!
Roy: I'll stop when I want to!
(Mr. Funnybones pretends that didn't happen, then continues with his act)
Mr. Funnybones: Okay now…airline food, what's up with that?
Roy: YOU SUCK!
(Roy throws an big angry red bird at Mr. Funnybones. Mr. Funnybone's head briefly changes into a panicked green pig before getting hit. After getting hit, the words "1000 points" appeared over him)
Bob-omb: OH MY GOSH, A REFERENCE TO ANGRY BIRDS! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!
(The Bob-omb explodes for no reason, causing the whole theater to go up in flames. Everyone manages to get out safely, except for Mr. Funnybones and the Monty Mole. Why the Monty Mole? I said so, that's why! Anyway, Roy and Luigi look over the burning building)
Roy: Now this is what I call a show!
(Luigi facepalms while the firemen come in to put the fire out)
With Gonzales Jr…
(Gonzales Jr heads inside the shop, where a Porcupo with lots of jewelry on comes by to greet him)
Porcupo: Hello, and welcome to Cheep Cheep Charms! I'm Nancy, another one of the Prickly Sisters, but I work for the rich. HA!
Gonzales Jr: Ah, nice to see you again Rachel. You're introduction never gets old!
Nancy: True, but Mandy wants to give it a little more "pizazz" if you know what I mean.
Gonzales Jr: She always wants to enhance things, doesn't she?
Nancy: Yup, that's how she made these fabulous clothes!
(While Gonzales Jr was chatting with Nancy, Ella was stuffing her face with clothes, hoping to make off with them)
Ella: (thinking) Ha, I'll look good in these clothes for sure!
(While Ella was making her escape, she runs into a Cheep Cheep with lots of makeup and jewelry on her)
Cheep Cheep: What are you doing with those big cheeks, girl?
Ella: Ummmm, charity work?
Cheep Cheep: We don't allow charity work on my pad, Mandy's Cheep Cheep Charms! Spit out whatever you have in your mouth, or I'll have to call the cops!
(Knowing that she's in hot water, Ella quickly kicks Mandy, knocking her out. Ella then makes a quick getaway without Nancy or Gonzales Jr noticing her. After she gets out, she spits out all the clothes she stole)
Ella: Phew, she almost got me for a second.
(Blueytroopa comes in)
Blueytroopa: There you are! Where were you? I couldn't find you after giving you that snow cone!
Ella: Doing charity work!
(She points to the clothes she stole with all the Yoshi saliva on them)
Blueytroopa: Awwww, you were cleaning clothes! You're becoming a good person every day!
Ella: Thank you!
(She smiles cutely)
With the Eyeless…screw this, he's not interesting.
Eyeless Goomba: Hey, I'm a contestant in this show too!
(Yeah, but you are uninteresting)
Eyeless Goomba: At least tell the audience what happened to me!
(Fine. A fortune teller told you that you have bad luck)
Eyeless Goomba: What, nothing else?
(The Eyeless Goomba gets a big red bird thrown at him)
Bob-omb: ANOTHER ANGRY BIRDS REFERENCE! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!
(The Bob-omb explodes, taking the Eyeless Goomba with him)
Eyeless Goomba: Why me?
(Later, at the city's barber shop…)
(All the contestants come in to see Birby6 waiting for them)
Birby6: Well, how do enjoy the city?
(Everyone gives their opinions, but I'm too lazy to type it all)
Birby6: Good, I'm glad you have those thoughts. Now it's time for the challenge!
(8 people then come in the room. They are Princess Peach, Princess Daisy, Princess Rosalina, Iggy Koopa, Larry Koopa, Waluigi, Wario, and a lion)
Lemmy: What's going on?
Birby6: You people will be doing each of these people's hair!
Eyeless Goomba: What's with the lion?
Birby6: I ran out of characters that have hair, so a lion was are next best thing. Anyway, whoever I think gets the best hairdo wins immunity. Here's who gets who:
Ella = Peach
Roy = Wario
Lemmy = Iggy
Blueytroopa = Waluigi
Gourmet Guy = Rosalina
Eyeless Goomba = Lion
Luigi = Daisy
Gonzales Jr = Larry
Eyeless Goomba: Awww, shoot.
Birby6: Begin!
(Laziness, laziness, do whatever laziness I do!)
Birby6: Stop, that is enough!
(Ella made Peach's hair into a nice ponytail)
Birby6: Basic, but effective.
(Roy made Wario completely bald)
Wario: WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO?
Roy: What? Baldness is my favorite hairstyle!
(Wario and Roy get in a fist fight)
Birby6: Ummmmm…next!
(Lemmy made Iggy's hair look like an ice cream cone)
Birby6: Darn it, now I'm hungry…
(Blueytroopa put tons of ribbons in Waluigi's hair)
Waluigi: Waluigi is not a girly girl!
Birby6: But they make you look pretty!
(Waluigi frowns)
Birby6: Next!
(Gourmet Guy is seen eating Rosalina's hair)
Birby6: What are you doing?
Gourmet Guy: Eating the spaghetti coming out of this girl's hair! It's actually quite tasty!
Rosalina: Help!
(birby6 ignores her pleas and goes to the next contestant. Luigi made Daisy look like she has long hair)
Birby6: O_O
Daisy: What?
Birby6: You look HOT!
(Daisy blushes while Luigi rubs the back of his head in embarrassment. Birby6 then looks to see Gonzales Jr made Larry's hair look like a strand of DNA)
Birby6: Impressive.
Gonzales Jr: Thanks!
(Birby6 looks around for the last contestant)
Birby6: Where's the Eyeless Goomba?
(A roar is heard from the back room, along with shrieks of the Eyeless Goomba. Pieces of some skin and trails of blood are leaking out the door)
Birby6: Maybe I should have gotten a less violent animal for this challenge.
Blueytroopa: You think?
Birby6: Ummmm…I guess Luigi wins due to making Daisy more HOT than usual.
(Luigi jumps for joy, occasionally saying "Go Weegee!")
Birby6: Okay then, time for the REVIEWS BOX!
(He gets out the box to see who gets voted off)
Finally finished this part. I HOPE YOU LUIGI FANS ARE HAPPY.
Boo was the other suggestion, but Luigi won most of the reviews.
Remember, say in your review who you want to move out and who to move in! Luigi can't be voted out today due to him winning the challenge!
Birby6 out!