A/N And now for the final chapter, i hope everyone enjoyed this, i kinda had fun writing it.

Sam's P.O.V.

Ok, I knew it was a stupid idea from the beginning, but it seemed like it would work in our favour, I could spend more time with Jack, and daniel could spend more time with Jenny, she's a nice girl, but I'm sick of relaying conversations between them.

And besides I thought it was going to be easy.

I didn't realize how a one size differance in shoes, could throw you so completly of ballance, Daniel is so gracefull, He didnt manage to trip, infact, he looks perfectly at home in my body. prehaps that's something that comes with accention, you get used to inhabiting different life forms.

Anyway the shoe thing was bad, and the extra body weight, I mean he's fit, but I just keep expecting to be lighter, and I'm always hungry, I don't know how he manages to lock himself in his office and work for days, I'm hungry after an hour.

And then there was the learning to pee straight. I'll never get angry at mark if he misses again, bring on the drunken chrismases, I understand. I actually had to watch Jack to see how he did it, Maybe I shouldv'e just asked Daniel it is his body after all.

And then theres this coffee adiction he's got going, it's almost intollarable, now I know why we cant get him up without the stuff.

There's been allot of these little things happening, and then I thought Jack was onto us, and decided to play allong, because he stood in the shower beside me, soaping himself up looking like some unholy god, and when I finally looked he threw soap at my eye., and it really hurts, he had a damed good arm on him. not that I hadn't noticed before.

And now I'm sitting in the infirmairy, under Janets scolding look.

"This could've been really dangerouse, you dont know what repocussions it could have' she blurted

'Oh it's not dangerous, we did our research' i retorted.

'Dani...Sam, this is not funny!' she scolded me

'I never said it was, although you just wait untill you hear what some of the male officers think about you'

'Sam, I can't believe you would do something like this'

'Daniel did it too!' I complained

'I'm appalled, sam i really thought that you'd have more brains than to do someth...'

'What the hell!' Jacks voice boomed from the next room.

Moments later the rest of the team bursted through the door.

'your Sam?' he accused

'yes' I nodded, I still wasn't used to having this much larger and stronger boddy, so I sunk into the corner, As he bellowed over me.

'Oh thank god your not gay' he scooped me up in to a big bear hug. Before reganing his composure and dumping me back on the chair.

he turned around and hit Daniels little arm.

'I can't believe you did this' he was annoyed again

'hey it wasn't my idea' Daniel whined.

god I'm nevver whining again, I never realized how high pitched and annoying it was.

'Well then Danile who's idea was it?' Janet questioned.

I noticed as Ipointed to him, he was returning the gesture, and I frowned.

'I suggest you get this sorted out immediatly, I'll inform General Hammond, and we can deal with this when you get back' Janet fairly ordered.

'Yes ma'am' jack nodded as he pushed us towards the gate room.

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'You sure you know what you doing?' Jack asked as we both placed our hands on the grid

'Yes sir' I smiled

'You screamed lasttime, I hope it dosent hurt too much' he grinned

'No it didn't hurt, just felt really...' Daniel began

'freaky' I finished

'freaky...' Jack contimplated.

A few moments passed, before I was satisfyed the job was complete.

'All done' i smiled

'How do we know?' he asked

'She's not lying Jack' Daniel sighed.

'You could be lying' Jack accused

'I'm not' Daniel whined

'Might be'

'I'm not' daniel whined again.

'But how do i know, you both had me fooled for over a week, sam's not as good as an actor of course but...'

Jack was cut of by the sudden worried look on Daniels face.

'Is something bothering you?' Teal'c asked

'something dosen't feel right' Daniel raised his hand to his head.

'What's wrong?' Jack was genuenly concerned for Daniel or Sam whoever it was.

'I feel lightheaded, and ...tired' Daniel groaned

'Classic Coffee De-tox side affects, I've been feeling them for the last four days, I'm doing you a favour Daniel I've got you through the worst part, an addiction like that isn't healthy' Sam explained

'Ohhh- oh-no...I need coffee' Daniel worried

'Don't you dare!' Sam argued

Jack simply smiled, knowing that his friends were back to being theirselves.

"C'mon Danny, time to go home' Jack pulled him along

'Coffee?'

'Sure' Jack smiled

'But Sir!' sam whined, and then she remembered she wasn't going to do that anymore. and began to follow them, a few steps later she slowed, and then stopped

'Daniel?' she called

'Yeah?'

'Can you tell me...what am I wearing?' she asked

'Clothes?' Daniel replied.

She paused and then looked down her top.

'I have lacy Bras!' she accused him

'Is that bad?' Daniel questioned

'I don't own lacy bras'

'Oh, I had trouble figuring them out'

'So?' Sam questioned

'So I cut them off, Don't worry I've got the knack now' he smiled

'And you bought Lace?' she admonished him

'That's bad isn't it?'

'Theyre all uncomfortable!' she scolded him

'All bras are...but they were pretty'

'pretty?' sam scolded

'Oh C'mon, I changed you'r Bras you took my coffee away, I'm fairly sure were even.

As they came back to the gate sam was still shrugging her new strap.

'Oh Sam Daniel didn't have that much trouble with them' Jack scolded

'How do you know?' Sam snapped

Jack smiled and turned around

'Jack? how do you? Daniel how does he know?' Sam demanded

'I...I took him shopping' Daniel smiled

'What?' Sam exploded

'They do look pretty' Jack smiled

'you let him, you, aghh!' sam threw her arms up in exasperation.

'So not even?' Jack smiled

'Hey she alphabeticalized my office!' Daniel whined

'Good you finally got a filing system' Jack agreed

'I had a perfically fine system!' Daniel retorted.

'Oh I did, your house too'

'what can you alphabeticalize there?'

'oh books, papers, dvd's cd's cerial boxes' sam began

'stop I don't want to know' Daniel shook his head

The gate wooshed and sam stepped through.

"Jack she did my cerial boxes' Daniel whined

'Not that I'm complaning, but you did let another man see her breasts' Jack mildly scolded him

'What are you saying?' Daniel tried on his lost boy look.

'Just that paybacks a bitch...I heard she also did your shoes, she was on the phone when she was doing it, I thought you'd turned over a new leaf. Oh and you better 'Check your linned cuboard'

'You cant alphabeticalize sheets!' daniel whined

'But you can colour co-ordinate' Jack laughed as he stepped through.

'I let him come bra shopping with sam, and all i got was..paybacks a bitch?' Daniel whined to teal'c.

'Indeed' Teal'c passed him and stepped through, thinking, 'Damn it, I don't think I'm getting my peacefull Kel'noreem back anytime soon'

'This was a bad idea' Daniel sighed as he stepped home.

A/N Thanks for reading guys, I hope you had as much fun as I did. :D

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