Otay, here is Chad's, it's kind of short but still.
Disclaimer: of course I own High School Musical, and last night I was partying in my penthouse suite in Hollywood with Dylan Sprouse, Cole Sprouse, Cody Linley, Corbin Bleu, and Lucas Grabeel, then Zac and Ashley came over and we talked Kenny into putting me in HSM2
(sarcasm intended)
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Announcer: Welcome back to Know You Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, after intensive therapy, and a little anger management classes I have returned with my next star, Chad Danforth
Chad: Sup dude
Announcer: Chad Danforth secretly dances ballet in tights
Chad: I do not, I don't even own tights
Announcer: Chad Danforth steals his mothers tights to dance ballet
Chad: I do not dance ballet
Announcer: Chad Danforth is really wearing a wig
Chad: no, I'm not this all natural
Announcer: then how come I found a receipt in your room
Chad: you were in my room
Announcer: how else would I know you have tights
Chad: this man is a liar, a big buck toothed liar. You know I bet he didn't even take those anger management classes
Announcer: I did so
Chad: did not
Announcer: did so
Chad: did not
Announcer: listen to me I'm older
Chad: I'm younger
Announcer: I'm taller
Chad: I'm shorter
Announcer: I'm smarter
Chad: I'm dumber (pauses) hey
Announcer: (laughs) I knew that would work, now you know Chad Danforth, the tight wearing, ballet dancing, young dumb guy who wears a wig
Chad: I know karate
Announcer: I know whoop your (pauses) are we still on air?
Me: yes
Announcer: then never mind