Chapter 4: The Return of Mint Berry Crunch

The following morning that had just started for those hardworking townsfolk who is making a living for their families to lives on that unknown to them all that a battle is brewing among their young crime fighters after they'd kicked a former member off the team who wants revenge against his former teammates, the police and Mayor McDaniels, the latters had decided to sided with his former teammates that he is considered as the town's most wanted right now. Outside of Dovahkiin's house where the black colored clad up dragonborn were walking out of the front door that he had looks down on the porch for any signs of Cartman being there that Mysterion and his fellow teammates were standing there on the sidewalk waiting for him.

"Dude, I'd sneaked out of the house that my grandma Drake had been watching me as a hawk that my parents are still at the hospital with my baby sister ." Dovahkiin said as he was pulling his hood over his head at that moment.

"Damn, dude….Bzzz!" Mosquito added as they were sneaking away from the area to heads towards the downtown area to see Yates for their day assignment, up by the bus stop that all sudden the winds begins to hits up where a ball of gold light was descending from the clear blue skies.

"What the fuck is that?" Tool shed asked that all of them were looking up at the gold colored glowing star was coming toward them.

"Shablagooooo… Mint Berry Crunch had returned!" Mint Berry Crunch answered as he had landed on his feet.

"Mint Berry Crunch that we'd thought that you're journeying through the universe?" The Human Kite questioned the returned superhero who had returned from his journey across the galaxy.

"Well, I'd returned to help my teammates out against the Coon?!" Mint Berry Crunch explained that is when Mysterion had stepped forward.

"Mint Berry that I've to tell that The Coon had recruited Professor Chaos and the notorious serial toilet paper caper, Josh Myers into his cause." Mysterion warned.

"Oh, guys that we need to get to the police station?" Tupper ware added that is when they had left the area that unknown that they're being spied on by The Coon who looks very annoyed when he had seen Mint Berry Crunch along with Prof. Chaos, Gen. Disarray and Josh Myers in the bushes.

"Fucking Mint Berry Crunch!" The Coon protested out loud and rolling his eyes at the whole thing that he was curling his fingers to make fists that hung down at his widen hips that was shaking with rage.

"Well then….That we needs to destroy their support system?" Josh Myers replied along with a evil grin that had formed on his face and playing around with his roll of toilet paper that he was holding in his hand. "Like kidnapping Mayor McDaniels to put the police on a wild goose chase while we destroyed the town's beloved young crime fighters."

"How the fuck we're going to put this off that I'd originally planned to do this, dude?" The Coon said that he was standing there thinking away.

"Do you guys know that the mayor is under guarded from us right now?" General Disarray quickly replied that the trio were quickly turns around to glares at him. "I'd overheard a couple of cops talking about it this morning?!"

"Why the helk that you didn't tell us about this earlier?" Prof. Chaos said in a very nervous tone voice.

"We are so fucked now that Fucking Mint Berry Crunch which that asshole had ruined my plans to better the world with the dark lord Cthulhu…..Gawddamnit!" Cartman said as he was throwing a fit.

Meanwhile at South Park Police station, inside the main squad room, where it was filled with all cops and detectives for a meeting that Mayor McDaniels and her aides were there too. The high ranked police officials were standing next to a white colored easel board which they're discussing about Josh Myers' latest escape right now.

"Ladies and gentlemen, we have a very serious situation that the serial toilet paper caper Josh Myers had once again escaped from Alamosa Max security Juvenile Hall last night that we needs to be on guard further notice." Yates said while he was standing there that he was holding a piece of paper in his hand.

"Ugh… This means that we actually do some work around here." Foley said that is when Adams had came up to quiets him and points his finger at their not amused head boss who was sitting there with her arms folded and glaring back at them.

"Uh, Foley…..The boss is here?!" Adams replied which Foley's eyes grew larger when he had faced her at that moment."Shit!" Foley quickly replied in a low whisper that he was standing there, next to Adams.

"Gentlemen, get to the point now that I've to do possible damage control for the rest of the day." McDaniels protested that she looks very bored that she wants out of here that she can't deal with these idiots anymore.

"Sarge and chief…..You needs to take a look at this?!" Murphey said as he was walking into the room while he was holding a tan folder in his hand.

"What is it, Mitch?' Yates asks that is when Murphey had handles the folder over to him which he had opens to see the objects inside."Man, does this day is seem keeping get much worse that Josh Myers had toilet papered the school while we're middle of this meeting."

"Well, just find him and the other punk, Harris that I'm ordering you all to do your job…So, we can resumes some normalcy in this town?!" McDaniels ordered in a very demanding tone as she was heading upstairs that her aides follows inside the elevator. "I'm surrounded by idiots that I'm really needs a long waited vacation away from here!"

"Mayor, you know that don't happens at all?" Freddie added which both McDaniels and Johnson just stood there glaring at the younger aide at that moment.

"Shut up, Freddie?!" McDaniels snapped back while she was standing there rolling her eyes at him that she wants to get this day done while Johnson was standing there looking at his smart phone that is when he had nudged the fledgling aide in his side to quiet down.

"Ouch, why you did that for, Johnny?!" Freddie said as he was wincing in pain for a second that the mayor was not paying any attention at all that she was busy going through her smart phone at the moment.

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A few minutes later…..Mysterion and his team had just arrived at the station that they'd notices the stress among the officers and detectives after they had gotten their asses handled by the mayor a few minutes earlier. That both BarBrady and Yates were standing around the map covered boardroom table along with Murphey, Hopkins and Dawson that they're discussing about their plans right now.

"Well…Well…Well…It is our little crime fighters, who needs to get your asses moving to get that fat kid and Josh Myers off the streets that the mayor had torn us a brand new ass a few minutes ago?!" Yates mumbles angrily while he was smoking his cigarette as he was glaring at them.

"Uh, Harris, we needs a plan to catch Josh before he can do something terrible like the last time that he had escaped from custody of Alamosa ?!" BarBrady expressed a great concern that He'd remembered Mayor McDaniels was severely wounded by Josh a year ago.

"Look, Kids that we're in middle of something right now, before we gets our asses handled again by her majesty again." Yates protested as he was looking through the paper that was resting on the table.

"Boys, we needs to finds your friend and Josh Myers that the mayor is in no good mood that she had been wanting for results right now." BarBrady added , as he had taken his cap off his head and places it on the table.

"BarBrady, we are on this case, as we speak?!" Mysterion swears his attention to finds the Coon, Prof. Chaos and Josh Myers before shit hits the fan that is when the chief had gotten a text from someone at that moment that he had taken his cell of his pocket to take a look at it that his reading is getting a little better last two years.

"And who the hell is this kid posted to be that I may ask?" Yates asks out of wondering that BarBrady was standing there that he was on the phone calling Alamosa's warren about updates of Josh's escape right now.

"Oh, this is Mint Berry Crunch that he is returning to my team?" Mysterion said as he looks up at the annoyed looking fiery daywalker police sergeant who was standing there.

"Whatever, kid….Just find your little annoying fat bratty friend and his minions , before we do?!" Yates ordered in a very seriously tone voice as he looks down at them that he was smoking his cigarette as well too.

"Damn, dude that mayoral ass ripping gotten them going them doing their jobs for once." The Human Kite whispered into Tool shed's ear who had nodded in agreement.

"Chop…Chop…Chop, get to the work…Let go, kids? Yates quickly replied, as he was pushing them out of the building at that moment .

"Oh, shit…..It's my grandparents that I'm posted to stay home to get the house ready for my parents and Lacey, but I'm wants to protects the town from any harm." Dovahkiin said which he looks at Mysterion with great concern.

"It's our duty to protect her from any threats." Mint Berry Crunch said that they're heading toward the parking lot where the squad cars are parked at.

"Agreed that we needs to protects her that we're going to separate into two groups to cover more ground that Me, The Shadow, Mint Berry Crunch and Mosquito takes the west side of town while Tool shed, The Human Kite, Tupperware and Iron Maiden covers the east side that we'll meet here at 10 o' clock tonight, but beware of The coon's sharp claws." Mysterion said that is when they'd split up and heads for two different ways that Dovahkiin had handled them his mini walkie talkies out to talk or warn each others about incoming dangers.

"Well you guys that The Coon and his minions will do anything to get at us by hurting our support system?" Dovahkiin added while he was thinking out loud.

"Like Mayor McDaniels for a example ?" The Human Kite said that he knows Cartman is a evil son of bitch that he'll anything to get back at everyone who had wronged him, and he has a long standing feud with Mayor McDaniels since when she had ordered him to thrown out of the city council meeting, because his ranting about hippie jam fest.

Later on that same night…..Cut to South Park City Hall inside the dim lit mayor's office that Mayor McDaniels was there to dropped her signed paperwork off that BarBrady was with her that he is watching her like a hawk which it is annoying the hell out of her.

"Goddamnit, Georgie that I don't needs you to watch over me like a hawk for God's sakes?!" McDaniels rants in a very annoyed tone voice as she turns around to looks at him who was standing there with a great concerned look that plastered over his aging face at that moment when all sudden they both had felt a sharp pain in their necks' area that she looks over her shoulder which her eyes was feeling heavy that she had saw The Coon, Prof. Chaos and Josh Myers standing in the doorway before passing out and collapsing onto the floor that they'd been shot with a dartgun."You little bastards!" An half hour later…..Somewhere deep inside the long abandoned Carl's Warehouse's decaying sculpture inside a old rusting bank vault that is when both McDaniels and BarBrady had awoken up to only discovered that they're bounded to chairs and gagged. "I'm ordering to release us now that I'm going to strangle you…..You little fat fuck when this is all over with?!" McDaniels mumbles angrily as she was glaring at them.

"Ha-ha….let's see you try, mayor?!" The Coon replied that his mouth was filled with half eaten cheesy poofs that she was struggling to get free from her prison.

"That I'm greatly hopes that Mysterion and his team finds us, and opens a big can of whoop ass on you punks!" McDaniels continues to mumbles under the duct tape that is when The Coon had rise his claw up and scratched her on her face out of rage that BarBrady looks helpless when he had done the deed which he was struggling to get free at that moment.

"See, gentlemen that BarBrady have feelings for her?!" Josh Myers said as he had stepped forward when he had noticed BarBrady's struggling to get free to protect her from harm. "He has a very traumatic childhood that I'd came across when I'd first met him during your toilet papering stunt, but this is his biggest secret of all."

"So, Josh...What are we going to do when Mysterion had arrived with his boot licking toadies?" The Coon asks that he had his arms folded.

"That I'm know that I'm so grounded after this?!" Chaos mumbles out loud in fear at that moment.

"To Be Continued"