This is the last one.........................
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It was 2 a.m in the morning when all three of they got back. Right when Bats got into the house he passed out onto the couch and started snoring. The joker just grabbed a bottle of liquor, and he started rocking it back and forth as if it were a baby, and Two-face just grabbed the bottle of liquor from Joker and started chugging the whole thing.
" Hey, you drank my bestestest friend. Wait a m-minute, does that make you my bestestest friend," he said as he went over to Two-face and started hugging him.
" Look, I'm not nearly as drunk enough to deal with you right now. Unless you got a bottle of vodka with you, I suggest you back off," Two-face warned.
" Maybe I ...," Joker started to say.
" Does Two-face have to choke a bitch," Two-face said.
" Ok, I'll leave you alone," he said.
" D-don't we have vodka in the cabinet, Two-face," joker asked.
In the flash, Two-face was at the cabinet chugging down the vodka, bottle by bottle.
" Chug, chug, chug...,"Joker repeatedly said.
* Two hours later*
" 99 bottles of beer on the wall * hic* 99 bottles of beer," Joker and Two-face sang together.
" What the hell are you doing?" Bats asked.
" What does it look like we're doing?" Joker said.
" You two shouldn't drink like that." Bats said.
" We'll get as want as we drunk a be!" Both of them said.
" I going back to sleep," Bats said.
Two minutes have passed since Bats left to go to bed, which left the two alone.
" Hey, Two-fy?" Joker asked
"Yeah," He replied.
" Are you my best friend," He asked.
" Yeah, you're my friend yo," Two-face said with an exasperated sigh.
" Alright!" Joker said as he hugged him.
* The End*