Author's note: This chapter is a bit shorter, because I had trouble getting ideas. So anyone who wants to suggest one should PM me with it.

I must say- what happened to all my reviewers? There was a 78% drop in the number of reviews I received for my last chapter. My muse runs on encouraging reviews! So review!

A special thanks to Njam, who gave me the idea for numbers 59, 60, and 63.

Disclaimer: I don't own Stargate: Atlantis! If I did, they would have never have canceled the show.

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53. Do not wake Ronon at 3:00 AM by dumping cold water on his head. Even if it is an emergency.

The Datelus had rescued Dr. McKay, but only after his third circuit of the north pier.

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54. Do not poke Asgard in the nose. They have teeth.

Lt. Cadman was now in the infirmary with a bad case of Asgard-bite. Who knew hermond could be so immature?

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55. Do not put the Jell-O in the water tanks.

All the showers now offered two types of shower- warm Jell-O or cold Jell-O.

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56. Do not ask Teyla about the purple coloration.

The Althosian had turned dark purple. Rodeny was in hiding.

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57. And most certainly don't call her "Trance Gemini".

One of the gateroom techs had made that mistake. The datelsus was now retrieving him from P3X-2408, also known as "one of the planets where they forgot to put a DHD".

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58. Stuffing all the chickens in my shower. Very funny, you lot!

Exactly why Atlantis-4 had decided to stuff 128 hens and three rosters in Dr. Beckket's shower, no-one was sure. They were currently in hiding.

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59. Paper airplanes are not to be equipped with hyperspace generators.

The techs had taken to making and flying paper airplanes. Rodney had cheated.

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60. If you do, at least calculate the course correctly.

When a hyperspace window had opened above Lt. Cadman's head, and a paper airplane zoomed out, she had been extremely startled, to say the least. They had heard her from the control room, a half-mile away.

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Sheppard walked into the mess hall to see that a new rule had been added.

61. Do not run Ronon's pajamas up the flag pole.

Sheppard looked out the window at the "flag pole". It was a particularly tall subspace antenna with a heavy-duty pulley set added by the expedition, with the intention of using it as a windsock. He studied it intently for a few seconds, then turned back to the list and added another rule to the growing list.

62. Do not run Radek Zelenka up the flagpole.

The Russian scientist was hanging by his belt a hundred feet of the ground, screeching loud enough to be heard on the mainland.

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63. Equipping paper airplanes with Asgard plasma beams is not permitted.

Rodney had found another way to cheat-eliminate the competition. It had worked, until the fire extinguishers had turned on.

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64. Do not aggravate the Canadians!

The Russians and Canadians were no longer speaking to each other. The Canadians were now enduring quarters that air conditioned themselves to 32 degrees automatically at 11:30 PM, and the Russian's showers turned green, and the gate no longer dialed for French teams.

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