Disclaimer: I'm back! And I don't own Twilight or New Moon, so stop asking! Stephenie Meyer does. Yep. –shifty eyes- For now…

A//N: Sorry I haven't updated in a few days, but I was busy working on Quality Time, and the chapters to this story take a long time to write… Oh, and I ran out of carrots. And candy canes. So I can't concentrate very well. Oh!!! Maybe gum will help. –runs off to find gum- Haha! I am successful! Now I'll be fine cause I have gum! Yep. Oh, and I didn't have any good ideas, so I'll just write a random thing. Then again, I wasn't planning on doing a diaper (giggle) thing last time either…

Ok, just incase a random person cares, this chapter is based kinda sorta on a fic I read a little while ago.

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"Oh, that's alright love." He replied, picking her up. All was forgiven.

At least, until Rosalie snuck up behind Edward and yelled "Squish" as she brought the staff down over his head.

"Bella said squish." A smirking Rosalie added.

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After Rosalie and Edward chased each other for awhile, they calmed down again and sat, bored.

"Hey, let's play the Hat Game!" Emmett announced.

"What?" Bella asked.

Edward grimaced. "Everyone picks a number out of a hat. The one with the number 6 is the Big Moohlah, or the Big M. The Big M gets to tell people what to do for three turns, and then we choose numbers again, and start over."

"I think I get it." She said, slightly confused.

"Move it!" Emmett yelled as he stuck his hand in the hat. He grumbled when he saw his number, and then stepped back. Everyone jumped forward and grabbed a random number.

"Yes!" Alice shrieked, hopping up and down," I'm number six!"

Edward shuttered. "Not again."

Alice sent a death glare at him, and he shut up.

"Ok, um, number 3," Alice started.

"That's me." Edward said with a sigh.

"… dress number 4 up as a Barbie doll."

"No!!!" Emmett screamed, attempting to run away, and almost going through the wall. But Jasper kept a firm hold on him.

"Sorry." He said with a grin.

Edward smiled. "Come on buddy." And he dragged Emmett off to Rosalie's room. Ten minutes later, Edward jumped down the stairs.

"Come on Emmy, it doesn't look that bad!" he called.

Emmett grumbled and appeared at the top of the stairs.

Bella stared for a second, then fell over onto Rosalie's lap laughing.

Poor Emmett wore a bright pink crop top, the V of the neck coming down to just above his belly button. Actually, the shirt ended at his belly button, exposing a muscled, but totally inappropriate for a high cut shirt, torso. Edward had stuck him into a miniskirt. How he had done it, no one knew. The skirt was about 7 inches long, and exposed too much leg for anyone, except maybe Rosalie, to be comfortable with. 6in stilettos were on his feet, an eye-smarting shade of pink. Pink lipstick and a sulky expression completed the look.

Rosalie whacked Bella on the back to stop her from choking.

"Thanks." Bella gasped, trying to sit up.

"Stop staring!" Emmett howled, a wounded expression now appearing on his face.

Even Rosalie started laughing at that.

About 15 minutes later, most everyone had stopped laughing, only occasionally breaking into a giggle fit.

"Next!" Alice announced. "I'll be nicer this time."

Jasper rolled his eyes, knowing that his wife was having a bit too much fun with this.

"Number 2 and number 5, you have to kiss each other."

Bella blinked, and looked around. "I'm number 2."

Jasper glared at Alice. "And I'm number five."

Alice frowned. "Well, we can't have that, I'll think of something else…"

"No!" Rosalie interrupted," our rule is that you can't take back what you said, so they have to kiss."

Everyone but Emmett grumbled, and Edward started to protest loudly. A glare from Rosalie silenced him.

Jasper scowled at Rosalie, meaning to put something squishy and toad-like in their bed sometime soon. He stepped forward to Bella. "Might as well get this over with."

She grimaced and nodded, trying to control her emotions so Jasper wouldn't have to.

He leaned down and brushed his lips against her cheek, and then stepped quickly back to Alice.

"Never said where we had to kiss." He muttered as he ran over to Alice again. Obviously, he decided to forget that it was Alice who started this nonsense in the first place, because a second later, she fell against him, kissing him fervently.

Edward leaned over to Bella and placed his lips firmly over hers, only pulling away when her breathing became ragged.

Emmett whooped as Edward gently unlocked her hands.

"Sorry," she gasped as she tried to slow her heart beat and breathing. She blushed when Emmett continued cheering.

"Shove it Emmett." Edward growled.

He rolled his eyes but shut up.

A few feet away, Alice and Jasper were still there together, so Rosalie loudly cleared her throat, and when that didn't work, she tossed a chair at them. They finally broke away, Jasper glared at Rosalie.

"This game is stupid!" she declared. "Let's go find something better to do!"

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((A//N: Well, that wasn't the best chapter I wrote, but I'm tired and I want to go to bed, but I can't because my clothes are in the washing machine and I have to put them in the dryer… Yeah… Well, REVIEW!!))