Hello again my pretties! I have a few moments on this monday morning to publish one more chapter (couldn't sleep last night, lost in a bout of editing, *sigh*). If you reward my dork self for staying up late editing with some reviews, it might encourage me to do it again tonight- otherwise, you're just ganna have to wait! Review or suffer, wha ha ha! JK, I really appreciate your reviews, and they really help to give me motivation...soooooooo...

disclaimer: Yep, unfortunately, I still don't own Naruto characters, nor do I make any money making them dance for me in my fanfic:)

"Sasuke, you can't just go around knocking up all my kunoichi. We're limited enough on man- er- woman power after all these Kami forsaken wars. And you especially can't go ahead and mess with their birth control."

"Hn."

"Sasuke, don't fuck with me. If it weren't for me, you'd be rotting in prison right now. Do you think this kind of behavior is going to buy you friends? Do you?" Tsunade starred down at the raven-haired pain-in-the-ass.

"Actually, yes." Sasuke looked up at her, a placid expression on his face.

"Boy, what the hell is wrong with you-"

"Grandma Tsunade, let me explain!" Naruto burst in. "It actually makes a lot of sense if you think about it, it's like three birds with one stone. Integrating Sasuke's...ahem...offspring is actually quite beneficial to the village, because we preserve the Uchiha line with children who are guaranteed to be loyal, by virtue of their mothers' clans. Also, it will help Sasuke be more accepted in the village if he has...ahem...strong relationships with the major clans, via his children. Best of all, we preserve the sharingan and thereby make the village stronger-"

"Naruto, that's CRAZY!" Sakura moaned. She couldn't believe that baka had actually stood up for the Uchiha! But then again, he was having "relations" himself with the good-for-nothing-emo-asshole, and Sakura was pretty sure who was on the bottom in that relationship. I am going to KILL Naruto when this is over. His ass is grass and I'm a mother-fucking LAWN MOWER!...she cried inwardly.

Tsunade looked thoughtful for a moment, silently contemplating what Naruto had said. The silence was so thick, you could cut it with a rusty kunai. Naruto pretended not to feel Ino and Sakura's glares boring a hole through his backside (he thanked Kami that looks, in fact, could not kill...at least when genjutsu was not employed), and he breathed out a sigh of relief when the Hokage finally spoke-

"Actually, it's just crazy enough to work!" She broke out into a smile and ruffled Naruto's hair, pleased with her successor's logic.

Sakura tried to choke out a protest, and suddenly Tsunade became serious. "But-" she put up a finger in Sakura's direction, motioning for her to wait for Tsunade to finish her sentence, "there needs to be some guidelines. First of all, how many women have you had, er, relations with?"

Sasuke grinned. "I haven't had that much time- just these two..." He gestured towards Sakura and Ino, who both turned beet red. Naruto was glad the question had been phrased in such a way to leave out his own sex life...

"LADY TSUNADE!" They both objected.

"While I abhor the little override of your birth control, you both did have consensual sex with Sasuke, and you know that no birth control is 100% effective. This was not a rape case- this was a case of you two not thinking things through. And-" She continued, even though her two apprentices' faces were horror- stricken, "while it's true that we are short staffed on ninja right now, what better way to start replenishing our forces..." She smiled mischievously at the Hokage in training. "Naruto, that was pretty genius!"

Ino and Sakura both fainted on the floor.

Sasuke smirked. After all, it was amusing to hear his own words parroted back at him via Naruto and Tsunade's conversation. He remembered schooling Naruto on just how to handle his "plan" with the Godaime...he couldn't help but grin as he remembered how the naked blonde had reacted to his tactics, then finally acquiesced, as they lay in bed after a steamy night of-

Sasuke snapped out of his pleasant daydream as the Hokage's stern voice barked, "However Sasuke, some ground rules. Don't knock up anyone outside of this village. Don't mess around with anyone else's birth control- it you do, I'll chop off your freakin balls. And that is no idle threat. Absolutely no rape or sex under false pretenses. Kapish?"

Sasuke nodded, "Hn."

"Fine. You all are dismissed. I'm going to get drunk now." Naruto and Sasuke grinned and left the office arm-in-arm, discussing building plans. Ino and Sakura stared at her, mouths agape.

"Close your mouths and get out of my office!" Tsunade snapped, as she took out a hidden flask of sake and poured herself a full cup.

Ino and Sakura looked at each other, wordlessly understanding what the other was thinking.

The Fuck?

LOL, oh lady Tsunade. Alright, this story has had over 150 visitors so far- won't one of you take the time to write a lil' review? *Puppy eyes* Please? Come on, you can't resist my puppy eyes! *evil laughter*