Title: Playing Nice: The Lacy Pink Plan
Theme/Genre/Prompt: Rivalry
Pairings: HibarixOC
Rating: T
Summary: She never said she'd play fair. HibarixOC

Disclaimer: I don't own KHR, I wish I did, and if I could, Hibari would be in every single panel of the manga. :]

Miki leaned over her desk to tie the pink bow. She then took a step back to survey her work. Perfect. Hibird chirped, and waddled around, swathed in a lacy pink dress, complete with a pink bow and a crown of flower petals. Slinging her school bag over her shoulder, Miki beckoned to the little bird.

"Let's go!"

As Miki neared the school gates, she slowed her steps, "Step One, locate the enemy." And there she spotted, the black jacket, complete with an armband, of Hibari.

"Okay Hibird, you know what to do," Miki whispered.

"Hibari!" Hibird chirped.

"Go!" Miki smiled to herself, "Step Two, embarrass the heck out of the enemy."

Hibird flew over to Hibari, carrying a long (and very lacy) pink ribbon.

"Midori tanabiku namimori no dainaku shounaku nami ga ii..."

Hibari instantly looked to find Hibird dressed in a disgustingly pink outfit. Hibari reached for the pink ribbon tied to Hibird's little feet in an attempt to rid the bird of its horrifying garments. As Hibari took hold of the ribbon, Hibird promptly decided to fly around and around Hibari's head, wrapping his head with the ribbon. Hibari tried to unwind the ribbon, but Hibird refused to leave its comfortable spot on Hibari's shoulder.

Miki popped out from her hiding spot by the wall, "Hibari-san, you look so gorgeous! Three points!"

Hibari scowled.

Miki pulled out her camera to snap a picture, "Four points!"

But Hibari smashed her camera, "Three."

By the end of first period, Hibari had successfully removed the pink ribbon and burned the dress that Hibird was wearing. But Hibird had flown off in such a rush, that Hibari wondered if he should find the bird, just in case the girl tried anything funny.

Miki sat in class, waiting for second period to start, when a small thump by the window interrupted her thoughts. She looked over. It was Hibird, without its cute, pink dress. She opened the window and let the bird inside, hissing to herself, "That Hibari-san, he must have destroyed the dress. No matter, I have other plans."

During the break, she hurried into the hallway, bunches of handkerchiefs in hand, and began throwing them.

"Nobody touch the handkerchiefs!" Miki screamed, when an idiot tried to make a move for one. Miki stood guard in the hallway until the next class started. When all the other students had filed into their respective classrooms, Miki left the hallway to return to her own classroom.

Hibari wandered the hallways, inspecting the clean walls of his Namimori. When he turned a corner he came upon a floor, covered with handkerchiefs. He frowned as he stooped to pick one up.

The handkerchief was made of lace, and was a pale pink color, that oddly reminded him of Hibird's wardrobe a few hours ago. He turned the handkerchief over to find a neatly embroidered sentence: Hibari-san is a rule breaker. Hibari grimaced. He did not like this at all.

By the time he had cleaned the floor of those ridiculous handkerchiefs, and read every single lie (in his opinion) embroidered on them, he was furious, although his calm facade did nothing to betray that fact. He returned to reception room to burn the heinous things.

As the bell for lunch rang, Miki hurried out of the classroom. She desperately needed to find Hibari.

"Oi, Miki? Where are you going?" Yamamoto called out.

"To find Hibari-san!" Miki called back, running off.

"Watch -" Tsuna began. Miki had slammed straight into Hibari, who had allowed her to fall back on her butt, "Ow.."

"Out." Tsuna finished. Too late.

Miki looked up, "Hibari-san!" She gave him such a bright smile that he thought his eyes would burn. But they didn't.

She stood up immediately and took out another dreaded handkerchief. She shuffled her feet a little, and giggled. "Ano... Hibari-san? This is for you," she said, shyly handing him the handkerchief, and running off, still giggling.

Hibari stared after her, confused, was there something wrong with her head? He looked down at the handkerchief, and turned it over. There were words: I think that's 20 points now. I'm winning. ~ Miki.

Hibari crumpled the atrocious object and shoved it into the nearest trashcan. He was going to make her pay.

She joined the three idiots on the roof of the school.

"So," Tsuna began, "What's up with you and Hibari-san?"

"Hmm? Oh nothing, I'm winning," Miki beamed.

"By how many points?" Yamamoto asked.

"Uhm... Let's see.. I have 20 points and Hibari-san has.... 3," Miki said, "I'm winning by 17 points!"

"Wow," Yamamoto said, "This game sure sounds fun."

"No!" Miki whined, "You can't play! It's a duel between Hibari and me, and I'm going to beat him!"

"So... your Lacy Pink Plan seems to be working so far," Gokudera commented.

"Oh yes, it's going quite well, but there's one more part to it, and it's all about the pink! Pink! Pink! Pink!" Miki laughed, clapping her hands.

"So?" Gokudera asked, clearly interested, "Care to elaborate?"

"Oh so you see, yesterday I went into an underwear store, and-" Miki started.

"Do we need to hear this?" Tsuna asked, red in the face.

"Of course," Miki admonished, "It's a critical part, you see, I went and bought a few pairs of pink underwear. And I went home and I sewed Hibari's name on them."

Gokudera choked on his drink, "Uhm.. these underwear..."

"Exactly!" Miki interrupted, "They have lacy frills on them."

When the last school bell rang, Miki sprinted as fast as she could to the school gates where she instantly started screaming at the top of her lungs.

"Hibari-san wears panties! Pink! Frilly! Lacy! Panties!"

She began to toss the pairs of underwear she had into the crowds of people that had gathered around her. However, Hibari's arrival signaled a mass movement of people away from the prefect. The crowd created a straight pass to Miki.

She waved at Hibari before throwing a few panties at him, "Your panties are so pretty Hibari-san!"

Hibari glowered, "You are disrupting the peace of Namimori."

"And you," he continued, pointing at no one in particular with a tonfa, " are crowding."

The crowd visibly shivered.

"I will bite you all to death."

Miki went home bruised that night, exhausted, and in pain.

Hibari went home with bloody tonfas and a feeling of satisfaction.

Miki had gained quite a few points that day, with a total of 25. It would have been 30 but Hibari had insisted that her little panty ruse was only worth 5 points.

Hibari however, had gained points for every hit he had landed on Miki's body. He now had a total of 19 points and he was definitely going to earn some more.

Author's Note: ROFL :] I'm so mean to Hibari T.T

I've also noticed that every chapter is about the same length. Don't you think that's weird? It's like I start writing and I keep writing until I feel I should stop and end the chapter and every single time, it's been around 1,300 words. It's so eery O__O (except Chapter 2, which was outrageously short).