The Heroes Parody Project (3)
Disclaimer: This fan fiction is based of the NBC television show, 'Heroes'. Heroes is copyright Tim Kring, NBC, and the rest. I am not nor do I represent any of the cast or crew involved with the show and it is written solely for entertainment purposes only, that and it gives the author something to do until his Swanson's chicken pot pie finishes cooking (It's always frozen in the middle). Reader Discretion is advised.
Niki goes into the bathroom, wearing a towel. Her bath tub has just finished filling.
Niki: Ah…a nice hot bath to relax my frayed nerves….Can't wait.
Niki slips off the towel and climbs in. She relaxes for about 8 seconds before realizing Matt is in there too.
Niki: AHHH! MATT?! What the hell are you doing here?!?!
Matt is sitting in the tub playing with a boat and a rubber duckie.
Matt: Well….this is awkward.
Niki: You are in my bathtub. And you just saw me naked! I'm so embarrassed…..I wish everyone was dead but me.
Matt: Must I remind you yet again…..Former Internet Stripper.
Niki: Hmph!
Matt: Yeah, this is like the fourth time this has happened. You should probably stop taking baths.
Niki: No! Then I'd stink!
Mohinder runs in.
Niki: Oh great…
Mohinder: I heard screaming and…..
Matt waves.
Mohinder: ……uh…….
Matt: What? It's the hugest tub in the house!
Mohinder: That's true. But…..
Niki: This can't get any worse.
Mohinder: I have to ask……Who is that? (Points)
Niki notices a snorkel tube floating past her. Wide eyed, she looks at Matt.
Matt: …..I don't know who that is.
Niki: Okay then!
Niki grabs the phone.
Niki (on phone): Hello, is this the newspaper? I want to place a ad for someone looking for a new place to live. I don't care who, where, and when.
Operator: We're already filled to the limit with your requests, Mrs. Sanders….stop calling!
(Click)
Niki: Great….
Matt: Don't feel bad, Niki. Play with Mr. Duckie….Quack! Quack!.......his squeakers broken so I have to make the sounds myself.
Niki slides down into the water.
Niki: Previously on…*blub*blub*blub*blub*blub*blub*blub*
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Daphne calls in her favor to Hiro and makes him and Ando assist her into some money making schemes (like the 'Hiro For Hire' service, which was a bust. But no bigger of a bust than that stupid lemonade stand). Now they are off to steal an artifact from a museum. Meanwhile, Matt found a house so they can get out of Peter's apartment. The only stipulation being that the house is haunted (which every television show on Earth has gone down that road, except for Beakman's World, don't think they ever did that). The haunting turns out to be a hoax (Mohinder and Niki trying to spook Matt), but now Matt is in a possessed condition so maybe it is haunted. More meanwhiles, Claire tries to poison Doyle but accidentally poisons a customer. Doyle is distracted by this and Noah saves the day and Doyle has been whisked off to the unstable Company Deux. (Level 52 has been destroyed, maybe there's another one). Peter eats the meat loaf and gets poisoned, whisked to the hospital (I swear he's been hospitalized more than any character on the show…Hiro coming in second….followed by Nathan). Now he's at the hospital being treated by a not dead Sylar.
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Heroes is typed in front of a live studio audience. (The author's fingers fall off)
Peter, in the hospital bed, is shocked that Sylar is alive.
Peter: Sylar, I'm shocked that you're alive.
Sylar: Peter, you should know by now that it takes more than a….wait, how did you know I died?
Peter: Your building blowing up was on the news….and they were reenacting your death through interpretive dance down at the convention center.
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With Liam Neeson as Samson Gray.
Liam Neeson: I love my son more than anything, but he has forsaken me….me must be taught a lesson. May God have mercy on my soul….
(Sylar: WOW! Liam Neeson played my father….that's neat…..)
and Andy Dick as Sylar…
(Sylar: WHAT?!)
Andy Dick: Oh no! My dad is going..like…to blow up my building and stuff! That's so…crazy.
Andy Dick (flipping his finger across his lips): pbpbpbppbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbppb….
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Sylar: I am so offended right now.
Peter: I have the DVD. It includes a deleted scene where your dad mentions that as a kid you dressed up as Betty Boop.
Sylar: I was just trying to prove to my friends that her head is shaped like a pelvis! Where are people getting the information to produce these things anyway?!
Peter: So….you're a nurse now. Are you good again or something?
Sylar: I thought about it…..but maybe I'll be bad after all…..
Peter: What are you going to do?
Sylar snickers and moves in on Peter holding a knife.
Peter: Wait! What are you doing?!....AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Later, Sylar is standing over Peter, knife in hand, Peter is covered in blood.
Time rewinds, before the incident, before Peter gets checked in, several patients come and go out of that room, time stops when Sylar is in the bed. His assistant, Jax, is by his side. The doctor comes in.
Jax: Doctor, how is he?
Doctor: Well, it's amazing he wasn't affected too badly by the explosion. Just some slight cuts and burns. I've never seen that building before, what was going on in there?!
Jax: Animal….rescue …..chocolate factory…..?
Doctor: …..
Jax: ….what?
Doctor: Forget I asked.
Jax: What about his allergic reaction to the soup I fed him earlier?
Doctor: One thing at a time….we'll get on that later.
Jax: Well, that kinda was the reason I brought him in. He seemed okay from the explosion.
Doctor: It's always a good idea to make sure…..but he'll be perfectly fine though….he is in a coma though.
Jax: I don't think that's 'fine'.
Doctor: He should be up and around in a few days. Please, feel free to eat in the cafeteria while you wait. Don't eat the meat loaf though…..
Jax: uh…..
We zoom in on Sylar, who should probably trim his nose hairs a bit…
Sylar: HEY!
We zoom in on him as he's in a coma…what is going on in his sick, twisted, mind….
Sylar: I take offense to that.
---(Dream World)---
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Claire Bennet….
Sylar: WHAT!? Claire is the star of my dream? That's messed up!
She was in the middle of cheerleading, she was the greatest cheerleader in all the land.
Claire (cheering): TWO! FOUR! SIX! EIGHT! Who do we appreciate? GOOOO TIGERS!
Cheerleader: We're the Wildcats!
But something didn't fit well with Claire…
Claire: This bra is way too tight!
Uh…No. Something ELSE didn't fit well with Claire. She saw a rabbit.
Hiro (The Rabbit): This is so humiliating….but I love this pocket watch.
Claire: Hey, kitty!
Hiro: I'm not a cat! I'm a Rabbit…..who makes that mistake?
Hiro the rabbit runs off. He's late. He's late. For a very important date…
Hiro: If I miss the Bette Midler concert, myself I'll surely hate.
Claire: Uh…..
Whatever. Claire chases after the rabbit. Her curiosity has no limits.
Claire: Come back, kitty!
Hiro: I'M NOT A CAT!
Claire runs along she sees…
Claire: A cat hole.
Claire looks into the hole, which appears to have no bottom. It was a bottomless pit. If she were to go in there, she wouldn't get out. Because it is bottomless.
Claire: We got it. Thanks.
Hiro runs up and pushes her in.
Claire: AHHH! I'M FALLING!
And so begins our tale of copyright infringement. Roll Credits!
= = = (The lawyers are coming! The lawyers are coming! HEROES) = = =
Chapter Four 'Claire Bear In Wonderland'
Our heroine, Claire, reaches the bottom of the bottomless pit. She is in a room with a table and a door. The rabbit is nowhere to be found.
Claire: Stupid cat!
Claire first tries going through the door but she cannot fit. Her behind is far too massive to fit through such a small space.
Claire: SHUT YOUR FACE!
Hiro: Drink the bottle on the table!
Claire: Oh yeah…..wait….was that cat in here?
She walks over to the table and drinks a bottle that says 'Drink Me'.
Claire: Drinking!
Claire drinks some of the bottle. Her hair grows at in exponential rate, covering her whole body. Making her resemble Cousin IT from the Addams Family.
Claire: Well, that was pointless. I can't see a thing!
After cutting her hair. She reaches for a second bottle that says 'Drink me instead'.
Claire: GRR!
Claire drinks the bottle. Her body shrinks, making her the perfect size for the door.
Claire: Finally.
But alas, the door needs a key…which is on the table.
Claire: DAMMIT!
There is only one way to get back to that size…Claire thought.
Claire: I didn't think that.
She must eat the magical cake which will make her big again!
Claire: This Rice Krispy Treat is delicious!
She must eat the magical CAKE!! Which will make her big again!
Claire: Oh fine…..oh look! Cake….
She takes a bite of the delicious cake.
Claire: This cake tastes like crap!
Claire, unsurprisingly grows big again…which can happen if you eat a lot of cake, Claire.
Claire: Will someone please get a new narrator?!
Claire continues to grow until she fills up the entire room.
Claire: Well, this sucks….
Hiro: Drink the bottle again!
Claire: No way! I just cut my hair…..and I love it!
Hiro (annoyed): The 'other' bottle…
Claire: Oh right.
Claire drinks the other bottle and shrinks back down to the size of the door…though she forgot to get the key.
Claire: SON OF A…
Several minutes (and more cake) later. Claire gets it right and opens the door.
Hiro: About time!
Claire: There you are!
Hiro runs off.
Claire: …..I hate cats.
Hiro (in the distance): I'm not a cat!
---The Real World, 48 Hours before the events of Peter in the hospital---
A helicopter lands at the destroyed Syndicate building. Jax, who was just at area 51 pointless trying to find a way to fire up the Remnants project again, is shocked.
Jax: I'm not surprised.
Jax hops out and sorts through the wreckage.
Jax: SIR!.......SIR! Are you in here!
Peppermint Patty: Marcie?
Jax: Not you!
Jax sees Sylar under some debris.
Jax: Sir! I'll get you to the hospital. I'll just pick you up and…holy crap you're heavier than I thought…
Sylar: I heard that!
---Meanwhile back in Wonderland---
Claire was walking along in the forest, she is making progress.
Claire: OW! I sprained my pinky toe! I better sit it off for a few hours.
She is greeted by Tweetledee and Tweetledum.
Peter (Tweetledee): Look, brother! It's a girl! She is helpless…
Matt (Tweetledum): Do we eat her?
Peter: No, stupid! We help her…..
Peter and Matt walk over to Claire.
Claire: Hello, strangers!
Peter: Hi there, friend! I'm Tweetledee. And this is my brother, Tweetledum.
Claire: Why is there pepper in my hair?
Matt sharpens his knife and fork.
Peter: You appear to be lost.
Claire: It does look that way.
Peter: You should go talk to the Hookah Smoking Caterpillar.
Claire: The what?!
Matt: I might need some Heinz 57….
Peter: Oh brother….
Claire: Hahaha (getting the hell out of here!!!)
Claire, Peter, and Matt are walking through the forest.
Peter and Matt (singing): Oo-de-lally! Oo-de-lally! Golly what a day!!
Claire: That's Robin Hood, you morons!
Mohinder: Who goes there!
Peter: Behold! The Hookah Smoking Caterpillar!
Mohinder: That is correct! I am the…
He takes a puff.
Mohinder: …the (cough) (cough) (cough)….(hack)…(choke)…(clears throat)…(cough)….(long cough)….(loud hack)….
Mohinder: ugh….what was I saying?
Claire: You were hacking up your lungs?
Mohinder: That's right! I am the…(cough) (cough)…(huge cough)….(clears throat)…(hacking)…(hacking)….
Claire: Can someone take that away from him?
Later…
Mohinder: What do you want?
Claire: I'm the bestest cheerleader ever, and I left my world to come to this awful place. Can you help me get home…or something.
Mohinder: I cannot help you. You should go see The Mad Hatter.
Claire: This is getting old.
Mohinder: Go see him, he will show you the path….away from here.
Claire: Fine, let's go.
Mohinder: Can I have my Hookah back?
Claire: No.
---Real World 36 Hours Ago---
Sylar wakes up….he is in….a house!
Sylar: Huh?
Jax: Oh good, sir….you are well.
Sylar: I thought you were taking me to a hospital?
Jax: I was but Wheel Of Fortune is on…..and I never miss The Wheel.
Sylar: What an inconsiderate jerk!
Jax (watching): HA! Bankrupt! Serves you right, grandma!
Sylar: What happened?
Jax: Your father blew up the Syndicate….everyone is dead except you…..and me of course.
Sylar: Everyone….all….those people…who worked with me?
Jax: Your henchmen whose names you can't remember?
Sylar: Whatever. What about Claude?
Jax: Did you not pick up that he wasn't a remnant?
Sylar: Oh rats, I forgot about that. Did you know?
Jax: No. However I did hack into your father's e-mails and he is affiliated with Dr. Munroe, who was planning on releasing a video of Claire Bennet using her powers.
Sylar: I'm pretty sure she was captured.
Jax: Me and Claude broke Claire out and used her to break into Munroe's and find the tape. We didn't tell you because if you had anything to do with it, your father would find out.
Sylar: Yeah, he could blow up my building….oh wait he did that anyway.
Jax: Actually, Claude blew it up.
Sylar: Now I'm lost.
Jax: He was real the entire time and was working with the Company.
Sylar: Bennet knew this?
Jax: No, Angela Petrelli hired him. They both kept it a secret because they didn't want to jeopardize his cover. Because you did have a device installed on him that can kill him with the push of a button.
Sylar: Do I still have that?
Jax: No, it was destroyed in the blast.
Sylar: Damn…..Now how do you know all that?!
Jax: I hacked into Angela's e-mails.
Sylar: Well, that's a really cheap way to tie loose ends….and I'm still confused.
Jax: Enough talking. Eat some soup.
Sylar: I don't like soup.
Jax: Here comes the plane…Choo! Choo!
Sylar: That's not the sound a plane makes….
He takes a bite.
Sylar: …..is this chicken noodle?
Jax: Yes.
Sylar: I'm allergic to noodles.
Sylar's face start to swell up.
Jax: Well, that's just great…
Sylar: Now would be a good time to take me to the hospital.
Jax: But I'll miss the Wheel!
---Wonderland!---
Claire, Peter, and Matt are continuing to walk through more forest. Mr. Muggles' head pops up out of nowhere!
Claire: AHHHH!
Peter: That's just the Cheshire Muggles….he's friendly….I think.
Claire: Cheshires are a type of cat…..that doesn't….forget it. Either way he scared the crap out of me.
Matt: He does that sometimes.
Muggles' huge head is staring at Claire, panting.
Claire: This is getting creepy….and he just drooled on my Cheerleader outfit! And why is there more pepper in my hair!!?!?!
Matt slowly puts away the pepper shaker.
Claire: I'm leaving!
Our Heroes run off to a small section of forest. What do we have here? There's a table, where a tea party seems to be taking place.
Sylar, The Mad Hatter, pops up.
Sylar: YOU!
Claire: Me?
Sylar: Well, it's good to see me in my own dream finally now that it's halfway finished!
Claire: I'm sorry Sylar, but you would have made a hideous Alice….
Sylar: You'll eat those words! Switch me clothes!
Claire: NO!
Sylar: Fine, then come join me for tea.
Claire, Peter, and Matt join Sylar, The March Hare (Nathan), and the Dormouse (Niki) for tea.
Niki: I wanted to be Alice!
Sylar: NOBODY IS PLAYING ALICE!
Claire: I've been Alice this entire time….so….I don't know what you are talking about.
Sylar: This is my dream, and I'm the star. Alice doesn't exist.
Claire (waving): YOO HOO! Right here!
Nathan: This tea is delicious….(He takes a bite of his cup)
Sylar: Now, it has come to my attention that I have read the script and do not get many more lines after this. So…I am the star of this dream….since it is my dream…and….we're changing clothes.
Sylar is in Claire's cheerleading outfit.
Sylar: This bra is a little tight.
Claire: This stupid hat is huge!
Sylar: Okay, what would you all like to drink? I have RC Cola and Zima.
Claire: I'll take tea.
Sylar: I don't have tea.
Claire: I thought this was a tea party?
Sylar: It is.
Claire: Where's the tea?!
Sylar: Foolish wench, I told you I don't have any tea!
Claire: ARGH!
---Real World, 24 Hours Ago---
The doctors wheel him into the hospital.
Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Jax: My boss here was in a horrible explosion…but I rescued him and took him back to my house…
Doctor: Wheel of Fortune?
Jax: Yes. Anyway I fed him some soup.
Doctor: Chicken Noodle.
Jax: Yes….how do you know this?
Doctor: There are some individuals who are allergic to that soup. I don't know how Campbell's sleeps at night.
Jax: It was actually Progresso brand Soups.
Doctor: Not any better.
Jax: Uh…..
Doctor: We'll get started on him right away…..right after Jeopardy.
Jax: I love Jeopardy!
---Wonderland!---
Claire: That was delicious (finger quotes) "TEA".
Sylar: Yes….it was.
Claire: Can I have my clothes back.
Sylar: …..fine.
Clothes Change!
Claire: I'm still wearing your clothes.
Peter: This bra is kinda tight…..
Another Clothes Change!
Claire: Finally….now that you men stretched out my uniform…jerks.
Sylar: So what brings you here to my dream?
Claire: I'm trying to leave….I hate this place.
Sylar: We should go walk around in the forest a bit. Maybe you'll find your answer.
Claire: Okay.
Sylar: Or get captured by the Queen…
Claire: What?
Sylar: Nothing.
After the wonderful tea party…
Claire: Which sucked…
…Claire, Tweetledee, Tweetledum, The Mad Hatter, The March Hare, and The Dormouse…
Niki: I still think I should have been Alice.
...go walking in the forest, they bump into the Rabbit.
Claire: Hey it's that cat!
Hiro: I'm not a cat! How many times…..sheesh…
Claire: What are you doing here?
Hiro: I came to warn you that the Queen Of Hearts is coming after you?
Claire: Why?
Hiro: I don't know.
Claire: Not while I have my new friends by my side….
(Crickets)
Claire: Where the hell did my new friends go?
Suddenly, a sinister army of Playing Cards show up.
Claire: Excuse me?
The leader of the army, Noah Bennet, The Knave of Hearts, leads the pack.
Noah: Claire Bear.
Claire: Dad, why are you here? You are totally embarrassing me in front of my new friends….wherever they went.
Noah: I'm not your dad, I work for the Queen Of Hearts….
Claire: Process of elimination leads me to believe it's probably Angela.
Noah: You would be correct.
Claire: I thought so.
Noah: The Queen wants you to participate in a game of Croquet?
Claire: That game where everyone sits around in a circle and then you pick someone and they chase you?
Noah: That's 'Duck, Duck, Goose'…..completely different game.
Claire: Why does she want me? She not even supposed to know who I am.
Noah: She's been watching you.
Claire: Creepy. Fine I'll be captured….NO THANKS TO MY NEW FRIENDS!
Meanwhile at the Mansion Of Hearts….(Castles were banned from the show).
Angela: Hello, Claire….My name is Angela…I am the Queen Of Hearts.
Claire: Hi.
Angela: Would you care for a game of Croquet?
Claire: Can't we play that 'Heads Down, Thumbs Up, 7-Up' game instead?
Angela: No, because we're not in the 3rd grade.
Claire: Those were the good old days….
Outside…
Angela: Now, Claire….the object of the game is to hit your ball through the rings. Make it through all the rings and get it back home. Then you win.
Claire: I know. We've been playing this game for two hours, I haven't made it through a single ring.
Angela: Tee hee! Keep trying, I'm about to win!
Claire: Hey! I made it through my first ring!
Angela: OFF WITH HER HEAD!
Claire: Okay, Caitlin…
Angela: Off with it, NOW!
Claire: Wait, she's serious?! Dad?
Noah: Not your father in this dream, sorry Claire Bear.
Claire: What a rip off!
---Real World, 12 Hours Ago---
Sylar is in the bed. Jax is by his side. The doctor comes in.
Jax: Doctor, how is he?
Doctor: Well, it's amazing he wasn't affected too badly by the explosion. Just some slight cuts and burns. I've never seen that building before, what was going on in there?!
Jax: Animal….rescue …..chocolate factory…..?
Doctor: …..
Jax: ….what?
Doctor: Forget I asked.
Jax: What about his allergic reaction to the soup I fed him earlier?
Doctor: One thing at a time….we'll get on that later.
Jax: Well, that kinda was the reason I brought him in. He seemed okay from the explosion.
Doctor: It's always a good idea to make sure…..but he'll be perfectly fine though….he is in a coma though.
Jax: I don't think that's 'fine'.
Doctor: He should be up and around in a few days. Please, feel free to eat in the cafeteria while you wait. Don't eat the meat loaf though…..
Jax: uh…..
---Wonderland!---
Previously…
Angela: OFF WITH HER HEAD!
Claire: Oh, come on! I didn't do anything!
Angela: You're attempting to beat me at my favorite game!
Playing Card Guard: She tried to shuffle us!
Noah: She also painted the roses 'blue'.
Angela: CUT OFF HER HEAD TWICE!
Claire: I hate this place.
The guards run after her. Claire grabs a mallet and knocks a few cards down and books it.
Claire runs downstairs, she notices Peter, Matt, Sylar, Nathan, and Niki are imprisoned.
Claire: Oh, you guys got captured….I thought you ran off and left me.
Peter: Oh we did, but we ran into more guards.
Claire: You guys suck!
Hiro runs up.
Hiro: Here's the key!
Claire unlocks them and they run off.
Later, back in the forest.
Claire: Well, that was a crazy adventure. I'm sure we butchered the entire story…but we're saved.
Sylar: Peace has returned to the forest…thanks to me….and not Claire.
Claire: Hey!
Sylar: Everyone drink tea!
Claire: Now you have tea….
Peter: How are you going to get home, Claire?
Claire: Maybe I don't have to, Twitterman…
Peter: It's Tweetledee….
Claire: Maybe I can stay here…with my new friends….because everything is going to be okay!
A croquet ball comes flying out of nowhere and smacks Claire in the face. WHAP!!
Claire: OWW!
Claire has woken up…she is back at Cheerleading practice. A group of cheerleaders are standing over her.
Claire: What happened?
Cheerleader: You fell off the pyramid and hit your face on the ground….are you allright?
Claire: I'm fine….man, I had the craziest dream…..you weren't there…and you weren't there either…Just some stupid woodland creatures….
Cheerleader: Now we can cheer some more!
Claire: Yes we can, Ginger.
Cheerleader: It's Stacy.
Claire: All I know is that everything is going to be okay. (Thumbs up)
Another croquet ball comes flying out of nowhere and smacks Claire in the face. WHAP!
Claire: OW! DAMMIT!
---The Real World, 6 Hours Ago---
Sylar wakes up, his face hurts.
Sylar: That was Claire who got smacked in the face….I hate dreams.
Jax: Sir! It's good to see that you're okay! Your face swelling is almost gone.
Sylar: I know, Jax….But you know….I've been thinking.
Jax: What, sir.
Sylar: I love being evil.
Jax: Yes, you do.
Sylar: But really…what is the point.
Jax: Uh oh….
Sylar: I've been evil for so long. I started out as just a killer. And since then I've been stabbed, lost powers again and again, had my mind completely toasted by pretending to be Nathan, then trapped in Matt's mind, and more recently, have been blown up several times. I just get tired of it…..the ends never justify the means.
Jax: Uh huh…
Sylar: All this time I let this feud between my father eat at me….but not anymore. I am a changed man….
Jax: So you're going to be good again?
Sylar: …yes.
Jax: And your father?
Sylar: If we run into each other again….he'll be in for quite the surprise.
Jax: Are you going to bake him a cake?
Sylar: No….something better.
Jax: Allright, but I'm going to go ahead and place my bets that this one will only last about 2 episodes.
Sylar: I really want to shoot for 3.
Jax rolls his eyes.
Sylar: I'm going to start my streak of doing good deeds, by getting a job at the hospital.
Jax: You can't just 'get' a job' here. There's a ton of school work involved!
Sylar leaves and comes back in as Nurse Sylar.
Jax: And that's why I go to a different hospital when I get sick….
We fast forward six hours, Sylar help a few patients before tending to his latest patient, Peter.
Peter: So….you're a nurse now. Are you good again or something?
Sylar: I thought about it…..but maybe I'll be bad after all…..
Peter: What are you going to do?
Sylar snickers and moves in on Peter holding a knife.
Peter: Wait! What are you doing?!....AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Sylar: Would you chill? I was just going to eat your meat loaf….spaz…..
Later, Sylar is standing over Peter, knife in hand, Peter is covered in ketchup. Not blood (cop out!)
Peter: You weren't going to kill me?
Sylar: Nope…I'm good now, remember.
Peter: I don't think I like 'Good Sylar'.
Sylar: Did you like 'Bad Sylar'?
Peter: Hmm….good point.
A doctor pops in.
Doctor: Nurse Sylar, I need your help.
Sylar runs out into the hallway.
Sylar: What is it?
Doctor: This man has been wheeled in. He claims that someone bit him and he's not feeling so hot.
Sylar: What is this, a zombie invasion?
Peter (overhearing): Oh crap…..
Peter reaches over and picks up his phone. He dials Angela.
Angela (trying to watch her shows, still): UGH!
Angela picks up her phone.
Angela: What is it, Peter?
Peter: Ma! I need to know more about the disaster. Because up until now you've been completely useless!
Angela: I can see everything…right now.
Peter: How? Don't you need to be asleep or something?
Angela: Something bad….is going to happen…..we only have seven days….
Peter: Seven Days to do what?
Angela: I…..I…..you must…..you must….
Peter: Ma?!
Angela: …ergghh…..
Angela drops the phone.
Peter: MA!
The phone is on the ground, Angela is watching her shows.
Angela (watching): Oh no….Brianna got back with Michael?! She needs to drop that zero and get herself a hero!.....That left a bad taste in my mouth.
Peter: I really need to call the network and get that show cancelled.
To Be Continued...