Sephiroth's and Zack's Musings Chapter 4: Spelling Affairs, a final fantasy vii fanfic

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Sephiroth's and Zack's Musings

Spelling Affairs

Reno and Rude were scrolling down the hallway with an aspirant power-ish look. They passed by a bunch of secretaries and a little smirk formed on their lips. Yes, Reno thought, we almost pass for superstars. Fixing his goggles, he reinforced the vision forming in his mind. Reno and Rude on the red carpet…what an image.

They reunited with the rest of the crew in a room at the base of the Shin-Ra's headquarters. Every Friday night they reunited in that room, discussing the problems of the week and the last rumors. They hadn't any day-off to join like that, so they occupied the small room once a week.

As they walked into the room, Zack waved them. Sephiroth merely gazed at them, hid in a corner of the small room.

"Look who arrived" Genesis said, smirking slightly. "R&R."

Angeal raised an eyebrow "Read and Review?"

"Reno and Rude, you little nut-head." The red-head spitted.

"It sounds like a music genre. Like R&B." noticed Zack, tugging his headphones out.

"Reno and Rude, the Turks." Genesis mocked. Then he frowned. "…Are you even from Turkey?"

"Or Reno and Rude, the turkeys." Sephiroth pouted with an evil smirk.

"You guys underestimating our popularity" Reno said pretending an offended look. "When Rude and I reach the stars the jealously will turn you green!"

"If you reach the starts it will be probably at the sight of my punch." Zack said, throwing a fist in the air.

"That's not even fair, Zack Fair" Reno laughed.

"Today there's a fair breeze on the horizon, my friends…"Genesis quoted, trying not to laugh.

"I heard that the secretary at the weapon's development department invited every girl on the building to go to the fair at the Midgar's outskirts." Sephiroth noticed, catching the opportunity. "Do you want to go Zackary? Maybe your name will win a discount for the girls."

Zack gave him a false smile. "Yes Sephiroth. Or should I say, 'yes, person who has a name that sounds like a disease!'"

Sephiroth cocked an eyebrow "What?"

"Yes, look at it: Sephiroth disease attacks southern part of Gaia. Break news: Sephiroth virus suffered a mutation and transformed into Sephiroth-A! Wear masks and gloves, because it may be transformed into Sephiroth-B!"

Everyone laughed.

"It's not my fault that I was raised in a laboratory." He said, folding his arms. "You are laughing so hard, Cloud…every thought of going to Midgar News…to be the weather girl?"

Cloud frowned "You aren't being nice."

"Of course I am not….I am being rude. Don't you agree, Rude?"

The bald man glared evilly at the general. Genesis smirked.

"What about you, red-head? Are you still a big fan of the Genesis?" Zack mocked.

"That's not even funny man."

"I think I saw a t-shirt in your room saying 'I heart Phil Collins.'" Sephiroth said, discretely looking at the other side. "What about you, Angeal? Your dreams, your honor?"

Angeal looked uncomfortable. "Stop it, Sephiroth."

"Angel of Music, guide and guardian, grant to me your glory!" sang Reno dramatically. "Angel of Music, hide no longer! Secret and strange angel!"

Sephiroth sang along "I am your Angel of Music… Come to me Angel of Music…."

Zack grunted: "The Phantom of the Opera-a-a-a!"

Angeal pouted his lips.

"I like the musical. What's your problem, people?"

"We have no problem…no problem."

"And Reno…there's a river with your name, in Italy! And a city in the United States!" Angeal spat.

"Don't you see?" the red-head Turk said, fixing his goggles. "I am a guy who appreciates geography. Hollywood is my next destination"

Author's Notes: Don't even ask where did this came from. I was just thinking how so many names in the game were so extremely stupid, looking at them in another perspective. Although this didn't come out as I wished, I think is readable enough ^o^ awesomekiwihere1213 suggested Reno and the turks in a chapter and I used this suggestion =)